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Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Danhumprey: 4:28pm On Jun 05, 2015
xynerise:

I think he is OK with the 3 beautiful ladies that showed interest earlier.
Hahahahaha!grin
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Tashaamania(f): 4:30pm On Jun 05, 2015
xynerise:
Every lady is 25 grin
But I'm only 19.
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Danhumprey: 4:31pm On Jun 05, 2015
MrCork:



^^^^ side effect of envy & rejection! embarassed
gringrin

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Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by xynerise: 4:33pm On Jun 05, 2015
Tashaamania:
But I'm only 19.
And I just grew my first molar cool
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Nobody: 4:35pm On Jun 05, 2015
cyprus000:
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Hey kid.

FIRST:I don't do internet rants.
That's a thing for cowards lyk you.
I run my show ONE ON ONE.
If you feel you can dare,you can test me on that.

SECONDLY:when I see people say I DON'T WANT TO STOOP LOW,FVCK OFF MY MENTION or IGNORD.
I begin to wonder,if this people actually have real life,cos its only miserable people who have been rejected by the society,use the internet to creat self imprtance,just to massage their already depleted/dead EGO.
Cos cyberspace is the only platform they can do crap and claim crap.
Especially looking at your DP,which I don't normally do.
But I took a pain in the ass,to do so and I was still disappointed as usual.

THIRDLY:if you feel you are intellectually sound and can slay intellectually.
Then hit me up in ABJ,don't worry about the cost of comming.
I will cover that.but if you tink you can play smart by not coming after I must have sent you TP.
Then within two weeks you are has go has dead

I will take you to a centre,where you will prove that your overflowing I.Q
And engage me in intellectual dual in all aspect of life.
If you win me,I will give you the sum of 2M.
But if I win you.
You will give me 1M,if you can't provide the money.
Then you are has good as a dead man.
Don't worry,we will sign an undertaking bfor we start and you will have witness..

Don't bring that crap that you are busy,cos this is business and if you turn down my request.
That means you are the dullard.

I
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B1tch i only read the first 6ix words of this crap. Feel free to bask in the euphoria of your ever flowing stupidity.
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Tashaamania(f): 4:35pm On Jun 05, 2015
xynerise:

And I just grew my first molar cool
I'm not lying.
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by jashar(f): 4:38pm On Jun 05, 2015
MrCork:



...not sure if that pervy boy knows difference btw datin request & romance req but anyways....sweery.pls apply b4 the closin date (yor dull details)! smiley

Yes dahlin. Will do. grin

I'm so happyyyyyy...... MrCork is gonna pick meeeeeee.......... grin grin cheesy grin smiley
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Nobody: 4:43pm On Jun 05, 2015
Tashaamania:
I'm not lying.
what frequency is lion fm?
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by xynerise: 4:44pm On Jun 05, 2015
Tashaamania:
I'm not lying.
Forward your Birth certificate to my mail cool
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Tashaamania(f): 4:45pm On Jun 05, 2015
blublahd:

what frequency is lion fm?
91.1MHz.
But just in Enugu
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by cyprus000: 4:45pm On Jun 05, 2015
PervyByNature:
B1tch i only read the first 6ix words of this crap. Feel free to bask in the euphoria of your ever flowing stupidity.
PervyByNature:
B1tch i only read the first 6ix words of this crap. Feel free to bask in the euphoria of your ever flowing stupidity.
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I thought you are wale soyinka/0007?..son

Why didn't you take up the bait,so I would finally end your misery in life.
And send you to heaven for judgement.

You think its everybody on the internet,you ride on.
[/size]

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Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Tashaamania(f): 4:47pm On Jun 05, 2015
xynerise:

Forward your Birth certificate to my mail cool
You get job for me? I'm single and searching for a job grin
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork: 4:51pm On Jun 05, 2015
jashar:


Yes dahlin. Will do. grin

I'm so happyyyyyy...... MrCork is gonna pick meeeeeee.......... grin grin cheesy grin smiley


...ermm not so fast,sweery..
.you only juss made top 10!!
angry
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork: 4:54pm On Jun 05, 2015
Tashaamania:

But I'm only 19.


..STORY...are you lightskin? angry
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Nobody: 4:54pm On Jun 05, 2015
MrCork:
...Am ready for marriage and Real Romance ...So ladys, if you wish to make your dream come true by becoming the first lady of my yard (4 Bedroom House plus £2800 (cash) Range Rover Spot), please please please..supply the following info without too much Story coz I don’t want no headache angry

Name: smiley
Real age please: angry
Commplexsion: cheesy
Body Type: smiley
Coca cola shape or V Shape: wink
Boobsi Shape: wink
Boobsi size: smiley
Thigh Size: smiley
Thigh Shape: wink
Preety, Not too Preety, OK, or juss OK: angry
Children: None, After 1, After 2, After3 or After 4 +: angry
Can cook or Cant cook: angry
Stay in that Nigeria angry or Move to London Pekam wink

Your answers shall remain connfidential and please please please.....No TIME WASTERS. Cheers!!
angry
this boss ehn grin

I dey wait u for campaiqn quarters o
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by xynerise: 4:55pm On Jun 05, 2015
Tashaamania:
You get job for me? I'm single and searching for a job grin
You might get a job, who knows? grin
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Nobody: 4:55pm On Jun 05, 2015
cyprus000:
[size=13pt]
I thought you are wale soyinka/0007?..son

Why didn't you take up the bait,so I would finally end your misery in life.
And send you to heaven for judgement.

You think its everybody on the internet,you ride on.
[/size]

take up what bait? Serzly boy dont you understnd simple english? I do not give a floating fvck about you or your epistles. Nigga u dont even exist. Nigga fvck you grin
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Tashaamania(f): 4:58pm On Jun 05, 2015
MrCork:



..STORY...are you lightskin? angry
No, but I could bleach embarassed

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Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Tashaamania(f): 4:59pm On Jun 05, 2015
xynerise:

You might get a job, who knows? grin
You not sure? I'm not sending undecided
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by cyprus000: 4:59pm On Jun 05, 2015
PervyByNature:
take up what bait? Serzly boy dont you understnd simple english? I do not give a floating fvck about you or your epistles. Nigga u dont even exist. Nigga fvck you grin
[size=13pt]
Suit yourslf coward/kid.
[/size]

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Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by xynerise: 5:04pm On Jun 05, 2015
Tashaamania:
You not sure? I'm not sending undecided
I don't have a Radio station o undecided
Can you switch career?
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork: 5:04pm On Jun 05, 2015
Tashaamania:

No, but I could bleach embarassed


..ok thanks...pls 're-apply next year when you are fully yellow(no ofeeense)! smiley

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Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Tashaamania(f): 5:05pm On Jun 05, 2015
MrCork:



..ok thanks...pls 're-apply next year when you are fully yellow(no ofeeense)! smiley
grin grin grin

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Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Tashaamania(f): 5:06pm On Jun 05, 2015
xynerise:

I don't have a Radio station o undecided

Can you switch career?
But I love radio job embarassed
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork: 5:06pm On Jun 05, 2015
PervyByNature:
take up what bait? Serzly boy dont you understnd simple english? I do not give a floating fvck about you or your epistles. Nigga u dont even exist. Nigga fvck you grin


..GO AWAY!!


Cc ishilove

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Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork: 5:07pm On Jun 05, 2015
Tashaamania:
grin grin grin


..you look like kelly Rowland though!
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by xynerise: 5:08pm On Jun 05, 2015
Tashaamania:
But I love radio job embarassed
Every profession involves talking but my line is business talking grin
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Tashaamania(f): 5:08pm On Jun 05, 2015
MrCork:



..you look like kelly Rowland though!
And you have a thing for Kelly Rowland, huh? wink
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by Tashaamania(f): 5:09pm On Jun 05, 2015
xynerise:

Every profession involves talking but my line is business talking grin
**clears throat**
How much are we talking about here? cool
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by xynerise: 5:09pm On Jun 05, 2015
See Taasha dey even use IPhone 5 grin You be don na
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by xynerise: 5:11pm On Jun 05, 2015
Tashaamania:
**clears throat** How much are we talking about here? cool
Erm...You earn weekly. $75 weekly and $10 overtime. Warehouse manager
Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork: 5:12pm On Jun 05, 2015
Tashaamania:

And you have a thing for Kelly Rowland, huh? wink


....well back in the days..every guy use to self service on top of her pictures! smiley

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