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Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by ideology(m): 1:18pm On Jun 07, 2015
Utchgirl:



seconded !


They shld test d fertility in a nearby hospital lab.



Things are happening dis days
Fertility test is not feasible at the moment, may be potency test will be ok.

grin

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Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 1:19pm On Jun 07, 2015
otokx:
Unbelievable
it happened oo.I was there. I never believed that such tins happen, until yesterday.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by agarawu23(m): 1:19pm On Jun 07, 2015
handie:
Africans and superstition. We want to be like the western world but don't wanna let go of how old beliefs. How can someone's reproductive organ be taken away through a mere handshake? This is preposterous!
N.B: For all of u shouting vote Agarawu23 for Mr. Nairaland, I'll rather vote Aristide Bance, Adams Oshiomole or Olusegun Obasanjo.... At least those fellows don't support a party blindly and post comments foolishly.
bad belle is allowed grin if I am not in your party, that doesn't make us enemy cool political argument here on this forum is just for fun cool. nothing personal bro
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by creamyanne: 1:19pm On Jun 07, 2015
Yeah, it happened in front of PS Hall, just yesterday.. Mandela boys really saved d situation. I'm wondering if d medical student wants 2 use it for praticals or ..,....
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by ibedun: 1:19pm On Jun 07, 2015
EbolaParasite:


Most people are gullible and will believe anything thdy hear. In thos modern era that if someone is dieing, people will record it rather than save the person, yetnot even a single person took a photograph of the nissing balls, eggplant or whatever nairaland calls it. This is why westerners liken us to monkeys and apes. Gullibility.

Gullibility or stupidity? I am slowly beginning to accept we are less than a full human being. Just study us (the Africans) and benchmark the result against any non-sub Saharan African. How do you explain the ridiculous level of poverty on that continent?

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Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Empredboy(m): 1:20pm On Jun 07, 2015
Utchgirl:



seconded !


They shld test d fertility in a nearby hospital lab.



Things are happening dis days
Are u in P/H? I asked cos if they can find a medical lab or hospital maybe they can use your sexual lab to confirm the fertility. grin
Utchgirl:



seconded !


They shld test d fertility in a nearby hospital lab.



Things are happening dis days
Are u in P/H? I asked cos if they can find a medical lab or hospital maybe they can use your sexual lab to confirm the fertility.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by femiranking28(m): 1:21pm On Jun 07, 2015
yeah i was there, they would have killed that guy if not for school security
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by agarawu23(m): 1:21pm On Jun 07, 2015
FriedPlantain:
So are you saying Agarawu 23 stole the guy's dick? undecided

By the way, I refuse to believe that guy's d1ck got missing until I start seeing pishures. angry

FriedPlantain
grin grin
my dicck isn't missing. support your guy o
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by am0sn0nyu: 1:22pm On Jun 07, 2015
ghostofsparta:

How so is it bullcrap ?
Cos this scam has been on for too long.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by ideology(m): 1:22pm On Jun 07, 2015
MizMyColi:
shocked
cheesy
grin
I have stopped believing news like this.
And rightly so.

These things aren't possible in my worldview.
Not anymore.
@Worldview hehehe

You mean even if the guy confessed that he's with it?? huh!

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Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by kambili999(f): 1:23pm On Jun 07, 2015
grayht:
Eggplant?
lol... eggplant in the garden. I hope this answered your question
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Tmaritas76(m): 1:23pm On Jun 07, 2015
rigarmortis:


A joystick is a fleshy stick that gives joy.
to add more flesh to your explanation . it is a man's third leg that Comes in different length and size and predominantly wears cap except the northerners. However as the name implies, anything done with it gives joy. Joystick
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by MizMyColi(f): 1:24pm On Jun 07, 2015
ideology:

@Worldview hehehe

You mean even if the guy confessed that he's with it?? huh!

Pictures of him being with it or I waka passgrin

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Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Funjosh(m): 1:26pm On Jun 07, 2015
Utchgirl:


seconded !

They shld test d fertility in a nearby hospital lab.


Things are happening dis days

Thirded!

But not need of going to a nearby hospital lab,
A female student should just volunteer wink
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 1:26pm On Jun 07, 2015
Utchgirl:



seconded !


They shld test d fertility in a nearby hospital lab.



Things are happening dis days



I'm sure we would have someone volunteer to strip, that's time saving.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by AngelJennifer: 1:26pm On Jun 07, 2015
EbolaParasite:


I have heard this story too and it is all lies. The version i heard involved a white man. Nigerians can lie sha. This shait never happened

It is real.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by handie(m): 1:28pm On Jun 07, 2015
agarawu23:
bad belle is allowed grin if I am not in your party, that doesn't make us enemy cool political argument here on this forum is just for fun cool. nothing personal bro
bad belle? Tell me u joking.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 1:29pm On Jun 07, 2015
Tmaritas76:
testing in the lab . may not be enough, some one should volunteer to be used and may God bless you as you do
...oh no! You didn't say that cheesy lipsrsealed
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 1:29pm On Jun 07, 2015
nairalandist:
I don't believe it. Why is it that only peni.ses get stolen, why can't people's heads be taken away?
It's probably a setup. Perhaps someone he offended and settled with in the past took the fool to a fake herbalist convincing him to do money rituals. He had it all setup, the victim and the beat up. . . Just my 2 cents in this stuff.

Nobody can steal anybody's organ alive, nobody. . . Even ritualists have to KILL their victims before removing the parts. The devil gives them bigger risks to bear.
Lol. You don't understand how it works. When they say it's stolen, it doesn't mean the thing automatically disappears. What happens is that the thing shrinks drastically and won't get erect no matter how hard you try.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by rigarmortis: 1:30pm On Jun 07, 2015
Tmaritas76:
to add more flesh to your explanation . it is a man's third leg that Comes in different length and size and predominantly wears cap except the northerners. However as the name implies, anything done with it gives joy. Joystick

I used the chemistry, while you used the biological, however, the fucktion is still the same across board.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by forandy(m): 1:30pm On Jun 07, 2015
Nawa oh shocked
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by dave2meek(m): 1:32pm On Jun 07, 2015
I hope they knack am akpako wella
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Omotayor123(f): 1:32pm On Jun 07, 2015
Pictures of the missing d!ck or.........
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Nobody: 1:33pm On Jun 07, 2015
Whats joystick?
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by uzo4real(m): 1:34pm On Jun 07, 2015
These days even some Reverend fathers still use theirs.....lol[quote auyoor post=34517208]Wow! I think it's high time I stopped shaking people on campus. Joystick is very important to any man o except, The Ref.Fathers.

Meanwhile, they should deal with the guy seriously.[/quote]
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by sirneyo2005: 1:34pm On Jun 07, 2015
All this doubting thomas pray it does not happen to you before you believe (blackman forming oyinbo)
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by akigbemaru: 1:35pm On Jun 07, 2015
dick stealer.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by trapQ: 1:36pm On Jun 07, 2015
No need for doubt's. A similar case happened in a supermarket close to my house in port Harcourt. Someone stole the penis of the shopkeeper, and he immediately called for help. thank God there was a market nearby.. People came and beat the living daylight out of the penis thief until he returned it.

My point is that these things happen all the time. I even know the shopkeeper as the supermarket is very close to my house. So yes it happened.
nairalandist:
I don't believe it. Why is it that only peni.ses get stolen, why can't people's heads be taken away?
It's probably a setup. Perhaps someone he offended and settled with in the past took the fool to a fake herbalist convincing him to do money rituals. He had it all setup, the victim and the beat up. . . Just my 2 cents in this stuff.

Nobody can steal anybody's organ alive, nobody. . . Even ritualists have to KILL their victims before removing the parts. The devil gives them bigger risks to bear.
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by Tallesty1(m): 1:37pm On Jun 07, 2015
AdeniyiA:

quickly 'dash' them that your 'yekable' sister smiley
cheesy
She's a marriedcrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycrycry
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by ayusco85(m): 1:37pm On Jun 07, 2015
rigarmortis:


A joystick is a fleshy stick that gives joy.

is it edible?
Re: Student Eggplant Goes Missing In Uniport(photo) by onetrack(m): 1:37pm On Jun 07, 2015
It's not only in Nigeria where people claim this kind of foolishness. I am working in another country in West Africa quite far from Nigeria but men here occasionally claim that some has stolen their d!ck.

One case I remember some people took a man (whose d!ck had been 'stolen') to see a doctor, who found that the guy's d!ck was still there, and the man told him 'but it's much smaller than it used to be!'.

In another case the police were going to take the man to the hospital, but the man suddenly claimed that his d!ck had been returned and all was well.

Another time a man claimed that someone stole his d!ck with a handshake while in a mosque. The person who was accused of doing it was beaten and then taken from the mosque to a sacred forest to undo the sorcery.

Liars the lot of them. Unfortunately innocent people get beaten over this type of accusation.

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