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Toyade888:
MR NAIRALAND FLOW.........I HAIL THEE




#SAI FLOW

everybody sai flow!


you be correct

flow I greet u for d nice work u r doin here,may God bless u.sai flow. but hw will I vote n here

U wil be notified on dis thread.

bishop88:
flow I greet u for d nice work u r doin here,may God bless u.sai flow. but hw will I vote n here

sai flow!!! fanks 4 olwayz making mi laf. wen d tym 4 voting reach pls lemme know, i owe u DAT

Missed alot from this end. I just wish i had the time, i would have joined the campaign team. Needless, anytime i am available, i will make show i make an impact.


Everybody Sai flow
Flow abeg share me your campaign banner for mail.

well oga flow am speechless all ur literary got to me and am kind of motivated to drop a lil' story of mine and would do wit ur help cause am new on nairaland.

Oga flow...u nor dey visit the campaign thread? Abi u don pull out? Scentmarlc has made that page his personal thread and...wetin dey happen bros

Oga flow ur attention is needed here o! Heard Mr NL election holds today... Anything for the guys?


cc flow1759.

eROCK247:
Oga flow ur attention is needed here o! Heard Mr NL election holds today... Anything for the guys?


cc flow1759.

the link please....
flow1759,I haven't gotten your mail since

kayceerilyn:
the link please....
flow1759,I haven't gotten your mail since

The link to the campaign thread is on my signature but the election thread isn't open yet.

eROCK247:
Oga flow...u nor dey visit the campaign thread? Abi u don pull out? Scentmarlc has made that page his personal thread and...wetin dey happen bros

I no pull out oh. I traveled without any close source of internet.

But i am back sha.

STILL I FLOW

U don abandon us ur loyal readers because u wan win mr. Nairaland, u don 4gt say na we go vote 4 u

Flow well done, keep up d good work Flow well done, keep up d good work

Thanx everyone 4 ur support so far on d campaign thread. God bless u all. 4 those of u asking 4 d campaign banner,u can pm here or if u don't minf,I can upload some here 4 u 2 download.let me know what u decide.
@flow,I've not heard frm u since o.

eROCK247:
Oga flow...u nor dey visit the campaign thread? Abi u don pull out? Scentmarlc has made that page his personal thread and...wetin dey happen bros

Ah!I think say na only me notice o. D guy smart ehn!

cho25bc:
Ah!I think say na only me notice o. D guy smart ehn!

Come on guyz ...

Am your home boy oooo

Scentmaric no matter the situation we flow with Flow

Scent dear,we are not gossiping abt u.we are only admiring ur confidence n we re challenging our boss(flow1759) 2 also step up his game.
U know say we be ur padis na.
Ur success is our joy.

scentmarlc:
Come on guyz ...


Am your home boy oooo

Those asking for Campaign banner, use these for the mean time before cho25bc post the real banner

cho25bc:
Scent dear,we are not gossiping abt u.we are only admiring ur confidence n we re challenging our boss(flow1759) 2 also step up his game.
U know say we be ur padis na.
Ur success is our joy.

Yea i know dear. God bless you and flow1759


I appreciated it












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OUR VOTES BELONG TO SCENTMARLC

Make una help me thank cho25bc, she dey try for me well well

flow1759:
Make una help me thank cho25bc, she dey try for me well well

Oga flow,na God ooo.who I be?
My pple,na me wan thank una 4 ur supports o,no be u go thank me.
Abeg,22nd be d D-day,make we join hands 2gether cast votes 4 our Oga @ d top. God go bless una well well.
#Saiflow

Flow u creative die Abeg drop the link of d voting thread here make I vote

Chimaritoponcho:
Flow u creative die
Abeg drop the link of d voting thread here make I vote

Thank you!

e never start, but if e start i go let you know.

canvass for me oh

June 14


“Flow, where Junior?” Snow asked.

“him go him new babe house!” I answered.

“which new babe be that?”

“na Nancy na!” I answered.

“which kin new babe? Shey Nancy na new babe?”

“No oooh! no be that Nancy wey you know oh, na another Nancy oh!”



Junior was lucky with the name “Nancies”.

The last Nancy before the present in his life caused havoc.

Junior told us Nancy said if he wanted her to come to his house that it was under one condition.


The condition is:
That he would buy her a shoe worth 25,000 naira, as bag worth 30,000 naira. And I guessed for him to see what is in between her legs, he would buy her a plot of land.

Nancy was a typical Mbaise girl, raised in the village she could tell what is in a man’s wallet by just a handshake.


I will never forget the day we went to Goldberg to drink; I mean the three of us with our girlfriends.

That was in the era when Gift was in my life.

I was "bucksed" up because Nairabet just paid, so all drinks were on me; and pepper soup too.

We drank to stupor, and I noticed the girls were drunk more than us the guys.


“money don finish oh! Make we dey go house” I announced.

“it’s a lie there is still money!” Nancy said.

“baby what do you mean by that?” Junior asked his girlfriend.

“I mean, Flow still has money in his wallet” Nancy said.

“How? When? Where? Who?” I asked at the same time.

“what do you mean by that baby?” Junior asked.

“I mean he still has 4,000 naira with him!” She said.

And I had in my wallet exactly 4,000 naira I was to send for my younger sister who has severally asked me to “find her something”






“This Nancy ugly pass the other Nancy oh” I said. On a scale of one to ten, her ugliness was fourteen.

I know what is running through your minds now is if she was a monster for her ugliness to cross borders.

Often, when i look at her face she was always ugly to me, but to others like her boyfriend Junior, she was fine. Was it my eyes?




“guy no worry if you see the babe you go know say wetin I dey talk say she ugly na true” I assured.

“you sure?” Snow said, “because sometimes you no dey know babe wey fine and the one wey ugly”

“which day I don show you ugly babe say she fine, and fine babe say she ugly?”

“plenty times na!” He answered, “you don forget?”

“which time?”

“you don forget say you tell me say Sandra ugly when you just come!” He said, “after, the same you come tell me say she fine?”

“yes na, na wetin I talk” I answered, “she dey fine for morning but she dey ugly for evening”

“hahahahahahahahaha! You funny oh”

“so what of this Junior new babe? She dey fine for evening and ugly for morning abi?” He asked.



Talk of the “babe” and then she came; she and her boyfriend.

“good evening all!” She greeted.

“good evening ma!” I answered.

“Flow! Why you dey call my babe ma!”

“she no be ma?”

“how she take be ma?” Junior was shocked.


And indeed she was a “ma” in bed, she eats, devours, chew and grinds Junior in bed.


I will never forget the night there was Halloween in our bed.

That night we heard Junior cried for help; “abeg na! e don do, I don tayah!”

“tayah wetin! You must finish what you started oh!”

Thank his stars he finished what he started albeit keeping me and Snow outside till late at night when we entered to meet our friend Junior lying on the floor with his stomach wholly ribs.

“junior wetin happen to you?” I asked as we entered the room.

“nothing!” He smiled.

Nothing, but he walked like his ankle was dislocated, making me think he dipped his leg into Nancy’s “honey well” and got his ankle mangled.










“Nancy go and start cooking the food!” Junior said.

“cook wetin!!” I almost yelled.

Nancy was a killer when comes to cooking.



She can cook!




I mean she can cook “pootee”!

"Pooteelist" I call her. A name I christened her the day she cooked I and Junior Yam porridge.


Yam Porridge tasted like bitter Kola yet she lied It was an expired Yam, I no talk.

Yam Porridge looked like the pieces of Yam was drowning in River Niger, yet she said she mistakenly pour the water, I no talk.

The one wey com pain me be say; my stomach turned from six packs to pot belly.

If you see me now and I have Pot belle, then say thank you to Nancy.






“Nancy don’t worry I will cook it!” I volunteered.

“Flow! Why you go talk that kin thing? Woman wan cook for us you say make she no cook!” Snow said.




How I wished Snow knew what Nancy was capable of cooking.









Magic fingers.

I know say you dey try, abeg ishilove help me out once more. I have been banned again by the anti spam for the same post I wrote to say thank you to my fans.

I wanted to edit it to mention some more fans.

oga flow gud morning. well i wan really sama u beta greeting cause say u don inspire me i don dy follow dis tori from day 1. and i wan be ask u of sumtin my facebook act nw mackzyt osakpamwan osadolor

Flow baba. I salute your prowess in writing. I pray this talent takes you to a level you have never imagined.






But wait o Flow; U no come tell us wetin later happen to "man wey the reason" for the ashawo house again abi him die there ni? what of biggie wey the sell oil? hw una take conclude the bunkery runs