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Can you write this to your girlfriend?
Now read this:
Dear: Girlfriend!!..
I LOVE SEX. That's Me! I'm A Man. So, STOP
Pretending That You àre Surprised That I'm
Always Hot For You. It's Normal. Given A
Chance, I Would Do It Anytime, Anywhere. So
Better STOP Denying Me That Pussy. Don't
Blame Me, Trace It Back To The Biblical King
Solomon. My Dick Is My Dick. This Size Is My
Size! You Either
Appreciate It Or Leave Me! Its not about How
Deep I Can Go In You, It's About How Deep My
Love For You Is. Sometimes I Cum
Fast,Sometimes I Last Longer. It's Called Being A
Man. Shining And Acting Up Every Time I Cum
Too Quick! You Should Thank God I Came! That
Means You Are Too Awesome To Delay! After
All, It's Not About How Long I Can Last In Bed,
It's About How Long This Relationship Will Last!
But Hey, DON'T BE FOOLED! Sometimes I Can
Last Longer Than A Porn Star! Try Me!DON'T
EVER Compare Me With Your Ex. If He Was So
Good, What The Bleep Are You Doing With Me?? If
I'm Good In Bed, Spread The Word To Your
Girlfriends And Sisters... And Female Cousins...
If I'm Poor, Spread The Word To Me... I'll Do
Something About It...
Never Attack Me Verbally In public! Never Ever!
It's A Crime! We Are Lovers, Not Politicians. My
Phone Is My Phone. The Stuff That Goes On
There Is Crazier Than You Can Imagine! Leave It
Alone! Oh, And NEVER Answer My Calls! Ever! If
They Wanted To Talk To You, They Would Have
Called You Instead! If I Have The Money, We'll
Spend It. If I'm Broke... Sit Down And Pray For
Me. Don't start Acting Up Because My Wallet Is
Empty! Hey, I Came Into Your Life To Love You,
Not To Bail You Out! ALWAYS REMEMBER, I Came
To Attend To Your Heart Affairs, NOT FINANCIAL
AFFAIRS!
I am Your Boyfriend, Not ATM”
Girls. What would u do if someone send such text to
you.

Some girls deserve dis...

dbestofmasquare:
Hey, I Came Into Your Life To Love You,
Not To Bail You Out! ALWAYS REMEMBER, I Came
To Attend To Your Heart Affairs, NOT FINANCIAL
AFFAIRS!
I am Your Boyfriend, Not ATM”

This part really got me laffing out crazy!!

I wish I could, but, fuvck her anyways.

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Feranchek:
This part really got me laffing out crazy!!

Feranchek:
This part really got me laffing out crazy!!

ggrin:
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KingTom:

his-hi-loaf

ggrin:
his-hi-loaf

NSILOVE

KingTom:
NSILOVE

agbaya

ggrin:
agbaya

Ggrin Aπϑ kingtom was here

Am sure önly stupid and dumb arse wil gv dis shi.it to their g.fs. As for me, if a guy give me dis,hmmm i wil just compose mine and give to him,after that i wil just cal the bluff to his face. Like seriously wat is that? It an insult.

ggrin:

Weyrey ni e sha

Jollyjoy:
Am sure önly stupid and dumb arse wil gv dis shi.it to their g.fs. As for me, if a guy give me dis,hmmm i wil just compose mine and give to him,after that i wil just cal the bluff to his face. Like seriously wat is that? It an insult.

Lol ....its just my imagination I put I put into display, Don't take it personal oh ladies.

dbestofmasquare:
Lol ....its just my imagination I put I put into display, Don't take it personal oh ladies.

and does it look like i take it personal? Gosh! I was just ASSUMING!

KingTom:
Weyrey ni mi sha

u jus knw

Jollyjoy:
and does it look like i take it personal? Gosh! I was just ASSUMING!

Oh baby...you look cute

*pour ata gungun on ur tongue*


Agbaya like u!

ggrin:

[quote author=asumo12 post=34913457]*pour ata gungun on ur tongue*

Agbaya like u!


Ata is pepper?...what's gungun?? And what's Agbaya too?

heaven knows I won't take this from anybody....

U care to know?




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asumo12:
U care to know?

Not really