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missbehave247:
so true

Infact very very so true

Have been a victim sef


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You need to change the circle of ladies you roll with bro....what you have described here are not "ladies"
Ya'll need to upgrade yo....

Orijin101:
1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers.

Hmmm. . . I had that experience once with Folake, i met the biatch on Facebook and i later realized that she was not too far from my hood then we plan how we were gonna meet up. On that faithful day, in front of God and man, i had just N500 on me with the hope of spending just N400 for snacks and bottled water. . .

Exactly 5.30PM, i was awaiting her at the restaurant with a bottle of water on my table, sipping it with straw just like one mumu nairalander did the day he made a proposal to his babe.

Lo and behold, i saw Folake coming with gangs of friend just like Jesus Christ roaming the street of Jerusalem with his disciples. . . Jeeeez! I was dazed for some seconds and i thought within me, Orijin you have just N500 with you and you must feed these 7 hungry looking lions, what will you do?

Then i remembered the word of God which says "Blessed be to the servant whom applied wisdom", omo, na so i wisdomly sneak comot for the restaurant ooo. . .
Few minutes later, my phone started ringing, behold! It was Folake, and she was like, I'm already there, where are you? I replied, i will be with you in a jiffy, order the foods and drinks on me. . . The she-diot and her friend stupidly did that, 30 minutes later, my phone rang again but i declined her call and i replied her with a message saying "GOD PUNISH YOU!!!!!" switched off phone. . .

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Its so palpable i tell you.
But its also understandable, d situation of dis country is nauseating.





















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Beamborla:
No worry. I go surprise you.
Night, dear

nightie... Nite hun

Wizkid new song with Mgazeen and Wale titled, so low


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Orijin101:
1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers.

Hmmm. . . I had that experience once with Folake, i met the biatch on Facebook and i later realized that she was not too far from my hood then we plan how we were gonna meet up. On that faithful day, in front of God and man, i had just N500 on me with the hope of spending just N400 for snacks and bottled water. . .

Exactly 5.30PM, i was awaiting her at the restaurant with a bottle of water on my table, sipping it with straw just like one mumu nairalander did the day he made a proposal to his babe.

Lo and behold, i saw Folake coming with gangs of friend just like Jesus Christ roaming the street of Jerusalem with his disciples. . . Jeeeez! I was dazed for some seconds and i thought within me, Orijin you have just N500 with you and you must feed these 7 hungry looking lions, what will you do?

Then i remembered the word of God which says "Blessed be to the servant whom applied wisdom", omo, na so i wisdomly sneak comot for the restaurant ooo. . .
Few minutes later, my phone started ringing, behold! It was Folake, and she was like, I'm already there, where are you? I replied, i will be with you in a jiffy, order the foods and drinks on me. . . The she-diot and her friend stupidly did that, 30 minutes later, my phone rang again but i declined her call and i replied her with a message saying "GOD PUNISH YOU!!!!!" switched off phone. . .

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lmaoo ooooooo...rotfll.....serves her right dawwg!,,Hope this story isnt made up tho

chowlade:
All lies, not all ladies. Some are opposite of all these

You yourself can lie ooo. Defend only yourself in female matters or you will stand judgement.

Females should be worshipped so all of a man's efforts aint in vain.
The hotter the goddess, the more your effort should be.

Those are rather name things dumb chicks do on first date. Or still some Nigerian ladies. Isn't that just stupid to invite a friend a date when its not a double date.

I know a lot of girls I never went on a second date with or call back because half the conversation was just wacky how much more those things here.

2dice:
hahaha ... U no get liver sef ...*fish in did*

Fish no get liver nah

Abegi no forget ooo.......voting continues today ooo.......

wristwatch:
. Guy na wa 4 u ooh! Na so women cheap reach?

lol..with a bottle of chilled pepsi n one agege bread she is all yours..

Mcowubaba:
i never said that it is only sex a Nigerian girl has to offer, i said is what most of them 'only' offer....nd i ask what else do u ladies offer, u hav nt yet answered me sincee ....if sex is d last thing u said u will give to ur guy, so what R d first things ?

Mmmmn...... I hv so many other things to offer

I don't hv to say it here, You yourself know that some ladies hv other things to offer their guy.......just pray you meet one of them


Dont forget to vote for Scentmarlc today o

wristwatch:
. Guy na wa 4 u ooh! Na so women cheap reach?

lol..with a bottle of chilled pepsi n one agege bread she is all yours..

wristwatch:
. Guy na wa 4 u ooh! Na so women cheap reach?

lol..with a bottle of chilled pepsi n one agege bread she is all yours..

wristwatch:
. Guy na wa 4 u ooh! Na so women cheap reach?

lol..with a bottle of chilled pepsi n one agege bread she is all yours..

wristwatch:
. Guy na wa 4 u ooh! Na so women cheap reach?

lol..with a bottle of chilled pepsi n one agege bread she is all yours..

wristwatch:
. Guy na wa 4 u ooh! Na so women cheap reach?

lol..with a bottle of chilled pepsi n one agege bread she is all yours..

wristwatch:
. Guy na wa 4 u ooh! Na so women cheap reach?

lol..with a bottle of chilled pepsi n one agege bread she is all yours..

wristwatch:
. Guy na wa 4 u ooh! Na so women cheap reach?

lol..with a bottle of chilled pepsi n one agege bread she is all yours..

Bringing in a gurl sef is not the problem, some mumu Superfriendzoned guy (bestie) will still follow her dere. Happened to me once, took a gurl on a date and she brought her male bestie....

andysnoopy:
Seriously why guys like women like this? Everyday 10 reasons this, 10 reasons that, 10 ways to toast a babe, 10 ways to know she likes you... Everyday same story.

Everyday same comments!

adeh39:


Fish no get liver nah

Abegi no forget ooo.......voting continues today ooo.......

yea ..scent don toast me tey-tey laaa

chowlade:
it depends on the maturity of dis dude, atleast she agreed to go out with u on a first date in d first place. When things start to get boring, she might be all wot OP said. also is not bad to bring a friend along especially for a guy u do not knw very much.(Her safety must be piority more than d date)

So u do want her to act accordingly to all ur way when she's not ur cloned gene.it doesnt work that way

safety indeed... As if she going on a date with shekau the bokoharam leader.

Orijin101:
1. Bring friends along like Protocol officers.

Hmmm. . . I had that experience once with Folake, i met the biatch on Facebook and i later realized that she was not too far from my hood then we plan how we were gonna meet up. On that faithful day, in front of God and man, i had just N500 on me with the hope of spending just N400 for snacks and bottled water. . .

Exactly 5.30PM, i was awaiting her at the restaurant with a bottle of water on my table, sipping it with straw just like one mumu nairalander did the day he made a proposal to his babe.

Lo and behold, i saw Folake coming with gangs of friend just like Jesus Christ roaming the street of Jerusalem with his disciples. . . Jeeeez! I was dazed for some seconds and i thought within me, Orijin you have just N500 with you and you must feed these 7 hungry looking lions, what will you do?

Then i remembered the word of God which says "Blessed be to the servant whom applied wisdom", omo, na so i wisdomly sneak comot for the restaurant ooo. . .
Few minutes later, my phone started ringing, behold! It was Folake, and she was like, I'm already there, where are you? I replied, i will be with you in a jiffy, order the foods and drinks on me. . . The she-diot and her friend stupidly did that, 30 minutes later, my phone rang again but i declined her call and i replied her with a message saying "GOD PUNISH YOU!!!!!" switched off phone. . .

cc: wristwatch

hahhhhaaahhhaaaa take it easy na, e be lyk say u really provoke dat day ooo, I don laff tire, take one orijin for my head, u too much, but next Tym,don't do dat, what if she nd her protocol friends no con get money nko,dat means dem go wash plate tire ,rtflmfao

And expect guys to treat them fine.

MrsAnyanwu:
hahhhhaaahhhaaaa take it easy na, e be lyk say u really provoke dat day ooo, I don laff tire, take one orijin for my head, u too much, but next Tym,don't do dat, what if she nd her protocol friends no con get money nko,dat means dem go wash plate tire ,rtflmfao

Dey must wash plates oo. Hungry babes!

jjy:
Everyday same comments!

Don't mind him.

Nice one.

datkoded:
Bringing in a gurl sef is not the problem, some mumu Superfriendzoned guy (bestie) will still follow her dere. Happened to me once, took a gurl on a date and she brought her male bestie....

Hahahaha. U have been muguzoned and magad patapata

MrsAnyanwu:
hahhhhaaahhhaaaa take it easy na, e be lyk say u really provoke dat day ooo, I don laff tire, take one orijin for my head, u too much, but next Tym,don't do dat, what if she nd her protocol friends no con get money nko,dat means dem go wash plate tire ,rtflmfao

The lady in question should also come along with her own cheddar(money) in handy for unforeseen circumstances. Anything can happen when going on Dates.

sotasty:
Females should be worshipped so all of a man's efforts aint in vain.
The hotter the goddess, the more your effort should be.

Na ur type nai dey turn husband into errand boy.