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sartee:
I don't know what this oyinbo are turning this world into ... I don't think there is any sane Nigerian man who will do such .

Defcon1:
So a man's girlfriend got fed up with his obsession with his dog and asked him to choose between her and the dog.

Facing the tough decision of letting one of his 2 companions go, our guy went to Craigslist and put up an advert, so as to enable him re-home one of them.

Well, from the advert below, it is obvious who he chose, and who he wanted re-homed.

MzzTega:
Lol. Yeye Man.

For the Man to have chosen the dog instead of the lady that means the woman has done him STRONG THING.

misspicy:
Is he normal?

I hope he is not sexually involved with is dog

sartee:
I don't know what this oyinbo are turning this world into ... I don't think there is any sane Nigerian man who will do such .

misspicy:
Is he normal?

I hope he is not sexually involved with is dog

ddeston:
Three gbosa for that guy.

How would you tell me to choose between a dog and you?

That's the height of insecurity.

Moreover you came to meet my dog with me and now you want it out.

What if we both disagree and you dump me or I dump you, that means I loosed on both sides.

#threegbosa for that guy again

Starships4u:
Oboy!!!! Had to read it three times so I can just keep laughing

Defcon1:
Some ladies think they are the best things to happen to a guy.
lmagine.

The guy stabbed her through the heart and twisted the knife
Imagine having someone prefer a dog to you.

sweetgala:
Most serious dog owners see their dogs as thou like children's in their care. Imagine a girl asking you to rid of an innocent companion.

UncleJudax:
Na who women no de do 'strong thing'?
It's just that some guys act on it, whilst others let it slide.

sonofananimal:
WOMEN ARE USELESS

I PREFER ANIMALS MORE THAN THEM, ESPECIALLY NAIJA WOMEN,


USELESS SET OF WOMANBEINGS

sartee:
I luv what this oyinbo are turning this world into ... I don't think there is any insane Nigerian man who will do such .

bukatyne:
A lady can be the best thing that happened to her guy
A guy can also be the best thing that happened to his lady.

@OP:

The girlfriend should check herself. If she is truly as the guy painted, she will keep having problems even if her next boyfriend does not have a dog.

Funny boyfriend.

sonofananimal:
WOMEN ARE USELESS

I PREFER ANIMALS MORE THAN THEM, ESPECIALLY NAIJA WOMEN,


USELESS SET OF WOMANBEINGS

Insidous:
Ode!

sonofananimal:
APART FROM ODE, WHICH ANY OTHER WORD YOU KNOW


GO SCHOOL GO SCHOOL, YOU NO GO HEAR
YOU SEE YOUR LIFE

Defcon1:
But some of them are good. Don't you think so, bro?

Insidous:
Abi, see my life

Defcon1:
l agree with you.

That statement was tongue-in-cheek...echoes the same scenario where some men ask their wives /girlfriends to choose between them and their career

sonofananimal:
THE GOOD ONE NA FROM 35 AND ABOVE OHH, BUT THEM GET EXPIRE DATE,

sonofananimal:
WOMEN ARE USELESS

I PREFER ANIMALS MORE THAN THEM, ESPECIALLY NAIJA WOMEN,


USELESS SET OF WOMANBEINGS

Minet16:

That awkward moment when a beautiful girl begins to compare herself with a dog, you know something has gone wrong. At the end she lost the competition to the dog, i guess she'll need to compare herself with something lower cus this guy messed her up, making reasons why the dog is better than her. So what animal should she be compared with?
#@MINET16

Defcon1:
Wow!
Are you saying you have never met a good naija girl below 35?