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Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by Nobody: 1:49am On Jun 24, 2015
MrsChima:
undecided
Lol! You don't agree? What would you do?
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrsChima(op): 1:52am On Jun 24, 2015
Chiam55:
Lol! You don't agree? What would you do?
Divorce him.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by Nobody: 1:54am On Jun 24, 2015
MrsChima:
Divorce him.
You're kidding right?
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by texanomaly(f): 1:59am On Jun 24, 2015
jrerico1:
it's funny tho, because there must be a reason am not having sex with her, if she catches me she'll understand and might even consider helping grin grin. But any day I sight di!do' in the house she'll explain sad
Hahaha so what would you do if you are not satisfying her?
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrsChima(op): 2:55am On Jun 24, 2015
Chiam55:
You're kidding right?
no.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by jrerico1(m): 7:33am On Jun 24, 2015
texanomaly:
Hahaha so what would you do if you are not satisfying her?
only a horse I can't satisfy my dear wink
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by chigoizie7(m): 8:32am On Jun 24, 2015
honeygirl17:
Why is he self servicing when I'm ever ready? I'll make sure he begs for water that day. I'm serious.
Beg for which water? Nne, if na me, once I am done, I am done, nothing wey u go do me, abi u wan phuck limp d!ck?

Once I zero my mind, ee no go rise.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by honeygirl17: 8:35am On Jun 24, 2015
chigoizie7:
Beg for which water? Nne, if na me, once I am done, I am done, nothing wey u go do me, abi u wan phuck limp d!ck?

Once I zero my mind, ee no go rise.
Are u a one minute guy?
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by chigoizie7(m): 8:38am On Jun 24, 2015
honeygirl17:
Are u a one minute guy?
Try 30seconds.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by honeygirl17: 8:42am On Jun 24, 2015
chigoizie7:
Try 30seconds.
What is wrong in riding 1hr nonstop ?
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by chigoizie7(m): 8:57am On Jun 24, 2015
honeygirl17:
What is wrong in riding 1hr nonstop ?
U don't get my point do u?

Well, for u to phuck a guy dat he begs for water, means, na marathon sex.

1st round -15mins

2nd round- 45mins

3rd round - 1hr.

4th round -1hr.


What I am saying is this, once I get tired and done with the 2nd round, there is never gonna be a 3rd round. So,no need of over sexing myself,thus, begging for water.


Did I hear u say 1hr non-stop? Once I feel like spilling the oil in 30mins, I will do it,
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by honeygirl17: 9:01am On Jun 24, 2015
chigoizie7:
U don't get my point do u?

Well, for u to phuck a guy dat he begs for water, means, na marathon sex.

1st round -15mins

2nd round- 45mins

3rd round - 1hr.

4th round -1hr.


What I am saying is this, once I get tired and done with the 2nd round, there is never gonna be a 3rd round. So,no need of over sexing myself,thus, begging for water.


Did I hear u say 1hr non-stop? Once I feel like spilling the oil in 30mins, I will do it,
what if I want more? You mean you can't satisfy your woman once you are OK. that's not fair.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by chigoizie7(m): 9:07am On Jun 24, 2015
honeygirl17:
what if I want more? You mean you can't satisfy your woman once you are OK. that's not fair.
Yeah, I know that's not fair,

But for u to make me beg for water? Totally unfair too.

Haba, because, I wan satisfy u, make I die? Dem de carry trophy for who last longer?


Any man wey de challenge woman for sex na fool, the guy wan die quick.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by honeygirl17: 9:14am On Jun 24, 2015
chigoizie7:
Yeah, I know that's not fair,

But for u to make me beg for water? Totally unfair too.

Haba, because, I wan satisfy u, make I die? Dem de carry trophy for who last longer?


Any man wey de challenge woman for sex na fool, the guy wan die quick.
Lolz, u funny, if my bf dey self service na d punishment be that . the thing sweetness fit kill person
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by chigoizie7(m): 9:18am On Jun 24, 2015
honeygirl17:
Lolz, u funny, if my bf dey self service na d punishment be that . the thing sweetness fit kill person
My point exactly!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't let u punish me.

I would take a walk once I am done, rather than allow u punish me.

Yeah, the sweetness fit kill person, not when u know ur threshold.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by honeygirl17: 9:24am On Jun 24, 2015
chigoizie7:
My point exactly!!!!!!!!!!
I wouldn't let u punish me.
I would take a walk once I am done, rather than allow u punish me.
Yeah, the sweetness fit kill person, not when u know ur threshold.
Na sweet punishment o. I see no reason why a guy with gf should do that.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by chigoizie7(m): 9:41am On Jun 24, 2015
honeygirl17:
Na sweet punishment o. I see no reason why a guy with gf should do that.
Yeah , certainly not on your life.


Just like hanging out with ur friends and drinking beer is sweet,

U don't have to drink the whole crate because of its sweetness when u already know ur threshold(not more than 4 bottles)
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by honeygirl17: 9:47am On Jun 24, 2015
chigoizie7:
Yeah , certainly not on your life.


Just like hanging out with ur friends and drinking beer is sweet,

U don't have to drink the whole crate because of its sweetness when u already know ur threshold(not more than 4 bottles)
you are right , I need u in my team
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by bularuz(m): 9:50am On Jun 24, 2015
MrsChima:
Is it possible a woman can give her man toto daily and still not enough?
sometimes its not about giving toto, but how its given
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by chigoizie7(m): 10:16am On Jun 24, 2015
honeygirl17:
you are right , I need u in my team
Lolz, funny u,


"Ur team" ? Certainly not a footballer.

Hope u understood my sarcasm
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by honeygirl17: 10:22am On Jun 24, 2015
chigoizie7:
Lolz, funny u,


"Ur team" ? Certainly not a footballer.

Hope u understood my sarcasm
Yeah, I mean team agarawu23.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by chigoizie7(m): 10:24am On Jun 24, 2015
honeygirl17:
Yeah, I mean team agarawu23.
I would love to, but ..................emmm?

Ok, I am game.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrsChima(op): 10:37am On Jun 24, 2015
bularuz:
sometimes its not about giving toto, but how its given
How do one's supposed to give toto? undecided
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by honeygirl17: 10:41am On Jun 24, 2015
chigoizie7:
I would love to, but ..................emmm?

Ok, I am game.
.Good, pls tell your friends.
one love not sexx oo
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by chigoizie7(m): 10:55am On Jun 24, 2015
honeygirl17:
.Good, pls tell your friends.
one love not sexx oo
Woooow!!!!
Are u kidding me?
Well, yeah no sex,


One love
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by slytubadth(m): 4:13pm On Jun 25, 2015
MrsChima:
Wait...you can play with your balls but she can't play with her kitty using a toy?
do you need a cock in ur down below?
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by Nobody: 3:06am On Jul 01, 2015
MrsChima:
No man I know find self servicing disgusting.
[color=#27408B]What kind of men have you been rolling with? undecided[/color]
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrsChima(op): 3:17am On Jul 01, 2015
AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]What kind of men have you been rolling with? undecided[/color]
Your kind. undecided
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by Nobody: 3:21am On Jul 01, 2015
MrsChima:
Your kind. undecided
MrsChima:
No man I know find self servicing disgusting.
[color=#27408B]This makes the above statement wrong.

Follow better people una no go hear. undecided
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Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrsChima(op): 3:28am On Jul 01, 2015
AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]This makes the above statement wrong.

Follow better people una no go hear. undecided
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Spits
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by paix(m): 1:41pm On Jul 01, 2015
MrsChima:
Good girl. grin. Let him know his hands is no competition ooo
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by paix(m): 1:45pm On Jul 01, 2015
That's a clear indication that he's not enjoying sex with you.
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