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Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by Nobody: 1:49am On Jun 24, 2015
MrsChima:


undecided

Lol! You don't agree? What would you do?
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrsChima(f): 1:52am On Jun 24, 2015
Chiam55:


Lol! You don't agree? What would you do?

Divorce him.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by Nobody: 1:54am On Jun 24, 2015
MrsChima:


Divorce him.

You're kidding right?
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by texanomaly(f): 1:59am On Jun 24, 2015
jrerico1:
it's funny tho, because there must be a reason am not having sex with her, if she catches me she'll understand and might even consider helping grin grin. But any day I sight di!do' in the house she'll explain sad

Hahaha so what would you do if you are not satisfying her?
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrsChima(f): 2:55am On Jun 24, 2015
Chiam55:


You're kidding right?

no.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by jrerico1(m): 7:33am On Jun 24, 2015
texanomaly:


Hahaha so what would you do if you are not satisfying her?
only a horse I can't satisfy my dear wink
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by chigoizie7(m): 8:32am On Jun 24, 2015
honeygirl17:






Why is he self servicing when I'm ever ready? I'll make sure he begs for water that day. I'm serious.


Beg for which water? Nne, if na me, once I am done, I am done, nothing wey u go do me, abi u wan phuck limp d!ck?

Once I zero my mind, ee no go rise.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by honeygirl17: 8:35am On Jun 24, 2015
chigoizie7:



Beg for which water? Nne, if na me, once I am done, I am done, nothing wey u go do me, abi u wan phuck limp d!ck?

Once I zero my mind, ee no go rise.






Are u a one minute guy?
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by chigoizie7(m): 8:38am On Jun 24, 2015
honeygirl17:






Are u a one minute guy?


Try 30seconds.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by honeygirl17: 8:42am On Jun 24, 2015
chigoizie7:




Try 30seconds.




What is wrong in riding 1hr nonstop ?
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by chigoizie7(m): 8:57am On Jun 24, 2015
honeygirl17:





What is wrong in riding 1hr nonstop ?



U don't get my point do u?

Well, for u to phuck a guy dat he begs for water, means, na marathon sex.

1st round -15mins

2nd round- 45mins

3rd round - 1hr.

4th round -1hr.


What I am saying is this, once I get tired and done with the 2nd round, there is never gonna be a 3rd round. So,no need of over sexing myself,thus, begging for water.


Did I hear u say 1hr non-stop? Once I feel like spilling the oil in 30mins, I will do it,
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by honeygirl17: 9:01am On Jun 24, 2015
chigoizie7:




U don't get my point do u?

Well, for u to phuck a guy dat he begs for water, means, na marathon sex.

1st round -15mins

2nd round- 45mins

3rd round - 1hr.

4th round -1hr.


What I am saying is this, once I get tired and done with the 2nd round, there is never gonna be a 3rd round. So,no need of over sexing myself,thus, begging for water.


Did I hear u say 1hr non-stop? Once I feel like spilling the oil in 30mins, I will do it,





what if I want more? You mean you can't satisfy your woman once you are OK. that's not fair.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by chigoizie7(m): 9:07am On Jun 24, 2015
honeygirl17:






what if I want more? You mean you can't satisfy your woman once you are OK. that's not fair.


Yeah, I know that's not fair,

But for u to make me beg for water? Totally unfair too.

Haba, because, I wan satisfy u, make I die? Dem de carry trophy for who last longer?


Any man wey de challenge woman for sex na fool, the guy wan die quick.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by honeygirl17: 9:14am On Jun 24, 2015
chigoizie7:



Yeah, I know that's not fair,

But for u to make me beg for water? Totally unfair too.

Haba, because, I wan satisfy u, make I die? Dem de carry trophy for who last longer?


Any man wey de challenge woman for sex na fool, the guy wan die quick.





Lolz, u funny, if my bf dey self service na d punishment be that . the thing sweetness fit kill person
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by chigoizie7(m): 9:18am On Jun 24, 2015
honeygirl17:






Lolz, u funny, if my bf dey self service na d punishment be that . the thing sweetness fit kill person


My point exactly!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't let u punish me.

I would take a walk once I am done, rather than allow u punish me.

Yeah, the sweetness fit kill person, not when u know ur threshold.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by honeygirl17: 9:24am On Jun 24, 2015
chigoizie7:


My point exactly!!!!!!!!!!
I wouldn't let u punish me.
I would take a walk once I am done, rather than allow u punish me.
Yeah, the sweetness fit kill person, not when u know ur threshold.





Na sweet punishment o. I see no reason why a guy with gf should do that.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by chigoizie7(m): 9:41am On Jun 24, 2015
honeygirl17:







Na sweet punishment o. I see no reason why a guy with gf should do that.


Yeah , certainly not on your life.


Just like hanging out with ur friends and drinking beer is sweet,

U don't have to drink the whole crate because of its sweetness when u already know ur threshold(not more than 4 bottles)
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by honeygirl17: 9:47am On Jun 24, 2015
chigoizie7:



Yeah , certainly not on your life.


Just like hanging out with ur friends and drinking beer is sweet,

U don't have to drink the whole crate because of its sweetness when u already know ur threshold(not more than 4 bottles)





you are right , I need u in my team
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by bularuz(m): 9:50am On Jun 24, 2015
MrsChima:


Is it possible a woman can give her man toto daily and still not enough?

sometimes its not about giving toto, but how its given
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by chigoizie7(m): 10:16am On Jun 24, 2015
honeygirl17:





you are right , I need u in my team


Lolz, funny u,


"Ur team" ? Certainly not a footballer.

Hope u understood my sarcasm
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by honeygirl17: 10:22am On Jun 24, 2015
chigoizie7:



Lolz, funny u,


"Ur team" ? Certainly not a footballer.

Hope u understood my sarcasm



Yeah, I mean team agarawu23.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by chigoizie7(m): 10:24am On Jun 24, 2015
honeygirl17:




Yeah, I mean team agarawu23.


I would love to, but ..................emmm?

Ok, I am game.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrsChima(f): 10:37am On Jun 24, 2015
bularuz:


sometimes its not about giving toto, but how its given

How do one's supposed to give toto? undecided
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by honeygirl17: 10:41am On Jun 24, 2015
chigoizie7:



I would love to, but ..................emmm?

Ok, I am game.




.Good, pls tell your friends.
one love not sexx oo
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by chigoizie7(m): 10:55am On Jun 24, 2015
honeygirl17:





.Good, pls tell your friends.
one love not sexx oo



Woooow!!!!
Are u kidding me?
Well, yeah no sex,


One love
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by slytubadth(m): 4:13pm On Jun 25, 2015
MrsChima:


Wait...you can play with your balls but she can't play with her kitty using a toy?

do you need a cock in ur down below?
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by Nobody: 3:06am On Jul 01, 2015
MrsChima:


No man I know find self servicing disgusting.
What kind of men have you been rolling with? undecided
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrsChima(f): 3:17am On Jul 01, 2015
AgapeCharis:
What kind of men have you been rolling with? undecided

Your kind. undecided
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by Nobody: 3:21am On Jul 01, 2015
MrsChima:


Your kind. undecided
MrsChima:


No man I know find self servicing disgusting.
This makes the above statement wrong.

Follow better people una no go hear. undecided
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrsChima(f): 3:28am On Jul 01, 2015
AgapeCharis:
This makes the above statement wrong.

Follow better people una no go hear. undecided

Spits
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by paix(m): 1:41pm On Jul 01, 2015
MrsChima:


Good girl. grin. Let him know his hands is no competition ooo
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by paix(m): 1:45pm On Jul 01, 2015
That's a clear indication that he's not enjoying sex with you.

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