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Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by FTBOY: 8:42pm On Jun 22, 2015
MrsChima:


So you rather a single woman to asked this question
I expect a mentally derailed street b1tch to put up this question
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by Enegod(m): 8:43pm On Jun 22, 2015
MrsChima:


So you have never self service when you had a girlfriend? Don't lie!
Nope
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrsChima(f): 8:43pm On Jun 22, 2015
jrerico1:
I must satisfy her alone, because if the toys are not enough she might find someone else. but by the way, who plays with balls hahahah grin

I was told men likes playing with their balls. lipsrsealed. Do you think she will feel that way of she sees you with toys and self servcing?
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrsChima(f): 8:44pm On Jun 22, 2015
Enegod:
Nope

lies!
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by honeygirl17: 8:45pm On Jun 22, 2015
MrsChima:


Good girl. grin. Let him know his hands is no competition ooo





Why is he self servicing when I'm ever ready? I'll make sure he begs for water that day. I'm serious.

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Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by damonvamp: 8:45pm On Jun 22, 2015
MrsChima:


Thank you for submitting your grievances and it will be pass on to the Fvck You and Die crew.

Olodo, it's "passed" not "pass".

Keep on creating stupiid threads. As old as you are.

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Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrsChima(f): 8:45pm On Jun 22, 2015
FTBOY:
I expect a mentally derailed street b1tch to put up this question

Then why are you bishing and complaining dumb gay bish?
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrsChima(f): 8:46pm On Jun 22, 2015
damonvamp:


Olodo, it's "passed" not "pass".

Keep on creating stupiid threads. As old as you are.

Keep being a fan dumb bish!
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by peeparty(m): 8:48pm On Jun 22, 2015
cant imagine doing that oo.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrsChima(f): 8:51pm On Jun 22, 2015
honeygirl17:






Why is he self servicing when I'm ever ready? I'll make sure he begs for water that day. I'm serious.

You na gon kill me ooo grin grin grin
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by Enegod(m): 8:52pm On Jun 22, 2015
MrsChima:

lies!
huh!! All men ain't into it undecided
Oga Chima dey masturbate?
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrsChima(f): 8:52pm On Jun 22, 2015
peeparty:
cant imagine doing that oo.

Why not dear?
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrsChima(f): 8:53pm On Jun 22, 2015
Enegod:
huh!! All men ain't into it undecided

Oga Chima dey masturbate?

LMAO@all men not into it. grin grin grin

Lies!
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by jrerico1(m): 8:53pm On Jun 22, 2015
MrsChima:


I was told men likes playing with their balls. lipsrsealed. Do you think she will feel that way of she sees you with toys and self servcing?
yes,she might feel same. She should be ready to ride on, before some lass do the needful, unless she has some medical issues and i'll persevere with her.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by peeparty(m): 8:53pm On Jun 22, 2015
MrsChima:


Why not dear?
it so disgusting mrschima,insted na to cure my craze for daht side na.*winks*
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by lordhugo(m): 8:54pm On Jun 22, 2015
MrsChima:


I thinks he likes you. lipsrsealed


I like him too. (don't get ideas)







....Sometimes I wonder Why I love Lesbi.ans but hate Gay.s .



WHY?
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrsChima(f): 8:54pm On Jun 22, 2015
peeparty:
it so disgusting mrschima,insted na to cure my craze for daht side na.*winks*

Wow! I don't expect a man to say that. Interesting!
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by 2dice(m): 8:55pm On Jun 22, 2015
MrsChima:


STFU limp dick.
b!tches taking weed bigger Dan their I.Q ...what do you xpect ...huh
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by 2dice(m): 8:57pm On Jun 22, 2015
lordhugo:




Why una carry me put for middle of una problem now?

the muntula dey ask same question ....self-service and masturbation ... Abi Dem don get different meaning
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by Enegod(m): 8:59pm On Jun 22, 2015
MrsChima:

LMAO@all men not into it. grin grin grin
Lies!
not when we have toy grin
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by Princecalm(m): 9:05pm On Jun 22, 2015
MrsChima:

Not possible in too much toto?
yea
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrsChima(f): 9:07pm On Jun 22, 2015
lordhugo:



I like him too. (don't get ideas)







....Sometimes I wonder Why I love Lesbi.ans but hate Gay.s .



WHY?

if you sleep with a gay woman you won't be insulted but if you sleep with a gay man..you are doomed!
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by lordhugo(m): 9:07pm On Jun 22, 2015
2dice:
the muntula dey ask same question ....self-service and masturbation ... Abi Dem don get different meaning

To me o, Dem different....



SELF SERVICE na when you hold fellowship "Service" by your "self"



and,


MASTURBATION na when Telecoms company De put plenty "MAST" in our "URBAN" "NATION"


To me oooo!
grin
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by lordhugo(m): 9:08pm On Jun 22, 2015
MrsChima:


if you sleep with a gay woman you won't be insulted but if you sleep with a gay man..you are doomed!


I love sleeping with two gay women.



....TOGETHER.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by 2dice(m): 9:08pm On Jun 22, 2015
lordhugo:


To me o, Dem different....



SELF SERVICE na when you hold fellowship "Service" by your "self"



and,


MASTURBATION na when Telecoms company De put plenty "MAST" in our "URBAN" "NATION"


To me oooo!
grin
lol ....u don dey kolo pass kolo-toure ... I swear cheesy
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrsChima(f): 9:09pm On Jun 22, 2015
Enegod:
not when we have toy grin

Ode! undecided
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrsChima(f): 9:10pm On Jun 22, 2015
jrerico1:
yes,she might feel same. She should be ready to ride on, before some lass do the needful, useless she has some medical issues and i'll persevere with her.

SMH. So she can't use toys?
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrsChima(f): 9:11pm On Jun 22, 2015
2dice:
b!tches taking weed bigger Dan their I.Q ...what do you xpect ...huh

Gay bish.
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by Enegod(m): 9:13pm On Jun 22, 2015
MrsChima:


Ode! undecided
that awkward moment when you saw Oga chima wanking on top bed grin

You'll be like, am I not sexy any more? grin
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by jrerico1(m): 9:15pm On Jun 22, 2015
MrsChima:


SMH. So she can't use toys?
no I won't permit cheesy
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrsChima(f): 9:21pm On Jun 22, 2015
jrerico1:
no I won't permit cheesy

Is that a sign of insecurity?
Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by peeparty(m): 9:21pm On Jun 22, 2015
MrsChima:


Wow! I don't expect a man to say that. Interesting!
are u serious?y

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