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The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

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The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:04am On Jul 18, 2015
grin grin

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Danjuma827(m):
most girls have been disvirgined and yet they will be claiming second virginity. once your hymen is broken it is broken for real. Its not easy be a virgin.

well God will help youths of the current generation. they see nothing wrong to have sex before marriage.

well all those boys that will disvirgin people's sisters and don't want others to disvirgin theirs. In PEJ voice. "God is watching you"

@ topic the best thing is for you to just move forward or else your house no go contain you and ur mother

#sextillwhenwemarry
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by cherylsmith(f): 10:05am On Jul 18, 2015
Okay
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:06am On Jul 18, 2015
Thank God am still a virgin grin
lagmostkuit:
grin grin
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:07am On Jul 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Thank God am still a virgin grin
Lol
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by kennboiy(m): 10:08am On Jul 18, 2015
Na to just pretend se you de pray and so you no hear wetin the pastor talk.
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:08am On Jul 18, 2015
lol
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:09am On Jul 18, 2015
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
SECONDARY OR TERTIARY?
Sassybae:
Thank God am still a virgin grin
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by powerfulsettingz: 10:09am On Jul 18, 2015
chai gobe mama be like so Elizabeth don sabi carrot? make i wait small If she go commot
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody:
We made front page shocked shocked shocked cc lagmostkuit
lagmostkuit:
grin grin

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Dennygirl: 10:12am On Jul 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Thank God am still a virgin grin
who kon ask you?
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:12am On Jul 18, 2015
Which 1 is secondary or tertiary virgin lol
Jacksparrow0712:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
SECONDARY OR TERTIARY?
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:13am On Jul 18, 2015
[quote author=Jacksparrow0712 post=35997234][/quote]Lol grin cheesy
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:15am On Jul 18, 2015
Lolz I just dy happy nah, say I still be virrgin,@least ma mum won't make that face
Dennygirl:
who kon ask you?
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by peeparty(m): 10:15am On Jul 18, 2015
she go wait taya..
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:16am On Jul 18, 2015
AS YOU NO BE VIRGIN AGAIN, NA GOD WIN cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Dennygirl:
who kon ask you?
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:16am On Jul 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Thank God am still a virgin grin
Yea. and on that day ur mum is gonna be proud of u. for ur mind!
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:17am On Jul 18, 2015
TIERS OF VIRGINITY
Sassybae:
Which 1 is secondary or tertiary virgin lol
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:18am On Jul 18, 2015
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Dennygirl: 10:19am On Jul 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Lolz I just dy happy nah, say I still be virrgin,@least ma mum won't make that face
i pray make i believe o. Shebi u see ur signi?still dey pretend until i go catch you.
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:20am On Jul 18, 2015
Lol grin
mystage:
Yea. and on that day ur mum is gonna be proud of u. for ur mind!
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Dennygirl: 10:20am On Jul 18, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
AS YOU NO BE VIRGIN AGAIN, NA GOD WIN cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
na you disvirgin me?
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:21am On Jul 18, 2015
Lolz,try believe abeg
Dennygirl:
i pray make i believe o. Shebi u see ur signi?still dey pretend until i go catch you.
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by chibwike(m): 10:22am On Jul 18, 2015
Lmao undecided
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:22am On Jul 18, 2015
sad undecided undecided undecided
HOW CAN I DISVIRGIN YOU WHEN IM A VIRGIN?
Dennygirl:
na you disvirgin me?
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Olami90: 10:23am On Jul 18, 2015
Mum sef knws ladies of today can't b trusted a bit.
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:23am On Jul 18, 2015
Lolz, am still a virgin jaree,hymen still intact
Jacksparrow0712:
TIERS OF VIRGINITY
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:25am On Jul 18, 2015
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
PIC OR lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Sassybae:
Lolz, am still a virgin jaree,hymen still intact
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Danjuma827(m): 10:26am On Jul 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Lolz, am still a virgin jaree,hymen still intact
how can we confirm?
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:28am On Jul 18, 2015
Hehehe I can't show you here nah,
Jacksparrow0712:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
PIC OR lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:29am On Jul 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Lol grin
hahahahaha. just pray u re nt present in church on dat day bcus dats d day ur secret of sneaking to block me under dat tree wud leak out nt just to ur mum bt also to the press.
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by natas22: 10:30am On Jul 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Thank God am still a virgin grin
Lao even devil is still a V
www.
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