The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. - Jokes Etc (5)

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by mubarak001(m): 12:13pm On Jul 18, 2015

lagmostkuit:

Lol

U fine b4 o, person like u no go fit b wetin u claim.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by goodgate: 12:13pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Thank God am still a virgin

Hmmmm. Fear GOD ooh.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by eightsin(m): 12:13pm On Jul 18, 2015

Lol

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:14pm On Jul 18, 2015

Hmm u dunno?me sef dunno

kahara:

Hahaha! What is virginity n hw does it look like??

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by dammywapes(m): 12:14pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Picture keh, if u don't believe me lolz forget it then

u shouldn't ave written d project wen u know u wnt defend it.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:14pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Lolz stalker you again.

OKKK, I DON REMEMBER YOU!!

SAY NA YOU BE THAT ORISIRIS GIRL WERE SAY THUNDER GO BREAK MY WAIST grin

I NO EVEN KNOW SAY NA YOU. BY THE WAY, WHY I GO EVEN STALK YOU undecided

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:14pm On Jul 18, 2015

mystage:

hahahahahaha. so s.eun ditched u same punishment get willingly gave me even without me askin for it?
dat boy s.eun nor get joy o

Lol

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by dammywapes(m): 12:15pm On Jul 18, 2015

Jacksparrow0712:
Make I for no carry last na

Bro she neva defend her project make her do pls.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by kinglekan: 12:16pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Lolz

What's this rumour circulating the entire NL about you being a virgin? Who has been propagating such so I can deal with the person for you.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Keepshining(f): 12:16pm On Jul 18, 2015

lagmostkuit:

No be say lie lie my hymen still dey intact. cheesy

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:16pm On Jul 18, 2015

Lolz hafa, u too find trouble

sonofananimal1:
OKKK, I DON REMEMBER YOU!!

SAY NA YOU BE THAT ORISIRIS GIRL WERE SAY THUNDER GO BREAK MY WAIST

I NO EVEN KNOW SAY NA YOU. BY THE WAY, WHY I GO EVEN STALK YOU

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:17pm On Jul 18, 2015

Keepshining:
No be say lie lie my hymen still dey intact.

Keep it up!

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by AIG2015: 12:18pm On Jul 18, 2015

Virginity? In this era of cucumber, carrots, long fingers and others. Ok o.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:18pm On Jul 18, 2015

Hehehe Lekan that's the truth oo, ama V. Bae

kinglekan:

What's this rumour circulating the entire NL about you being a virgin? Who has been propagating such so I can deal with the person for you.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:19pm On Jul 18, 2015

lagmostkuit:

Lol

Lolz. na so we see am o. bcus of his ban i cant post in some sections like politics til dis moment. ur personal text on ur profile,.fear don dey catch me o. hmmm

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Missmossy(f): 12:19pm On Jul 18, 2015

Lol

That awkward moment cheesy

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by somadinho10: 12:20pm On Jul 18, 2015

Thank God am still a virgin
Sister wake up nah

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by OrlandoOwoh(m): 12:21pm On Jul 18, 2015

Danjuma827:
most girls have been disvirgined and yet they will be claiming second virginity. once your hymen is broken it is broken for real. Its not easy be a virgin. #sextillwhenwemarry

Onila is one of the people that promote this "secondary virgin" of a thing.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:21pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Lolz hafa, u too find trouble

I DON'T FIND TROUBLE, I ONLY RESPOND TO COMMENT WHICH SEEM A LITTLE BIT DISTURBING TO ME

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:22pm On Jul 18, 2015

mystage:

Lolz. na so we see am o. bcus of his ban i cant post in some sections like politics til dis moment. ur personal text on ur profile,.fear don dey catch me o. hmmm

Thou shall not fear..

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:24pm On Jul 18, 2015

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by vokalguy(m): 12:25pm On Jul 18, 2015

of cus, this will make front page... irrelevant

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:26pm On Jul 18, 2015

Hmmm its ok undecided

sonofananimal1:
I DON'T FIND TROUBLE, I ONLY RESPOND TO COMMENT WHICH SEEM A LITTLE BIT DISTURBING TO ME

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:27pm On Jul 18, 2015

lagmostkuit:

remember me?

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:30pm On Jul 18, 2015

We on it

dammywapes:
Bro she neva defend her project make her do pls.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by lionduke(m): 12:30pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Thank God am still a virgin

From your profile pic and your recent post https://www.nairaland.com/2424402/men-thier-get-it-done. I can swear that you ain't no virgin. Not even close, in fact the place don turn Port Harcourt express.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Pukka36(f): 12:30pm On Jul 18, 2015

Ada96:
pukk a36 wat r u finding here

,I wanted to see the face....The face doesn't rilli look like it cheesy

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by drabbyboy(m): 12:31pm On Jul 18, 2015

Yeepa...tnk God i just bought gold plated machine to detect virgin gals

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:31pm On Jul 18, 2015

lagmostkuit:

Thou shall not fear..

hmmm. dats wat i wanna hear, one of those sweet words dat has always kept me going. u do dat for real? i mean wd

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 12:33pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Hmmm its ok

WHY WHO

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Israel5(m): 12:35pm On Jul 18, 2015

She'l be like, Bolu, where are u goin to?

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Hamatrony(m): 12:35pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Thank God am still a virgin

Virgin indeed, ur dp truly shows u ar

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