The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. - Jokes Etc (7)

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by cupidhero(m): 1:30pm On Jul 18, 2015

The lady on the meme looks like whoopi goldberg.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by no2fuks(m): 1:32pm On Jul 18, 2015

Danjuma827:
most girls have been disvirgined and yet they will be claiming second virginity. once your hymen is broken it is broken for real. Its not easy be a virgin.

well God will help youths of the current generation. they see nothing wrong to have sex before marriage.

well all those boys that will disvirgin people's sisters and don't want others to disvirgin theirs. In PEJ voice. "God is watching you"

@ topic the best thing is for you to just move forward or else your house no go contain you and ur mother

#sextillwhenwemarry

I pity girls because its okay for a guy not to be a virgin even in church setting

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by IYANGBALI: 1:38pm On Jul 18, 2015

Thank God I'm still a virgin #teamsaynotosex

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Primme(m): 1:44pm On Jul 18, 2015

Its not easy to maintain a virginity when ordinary stress that most ladies can't do wthout dey tear hymen. Most grils have lost their virginity & don't know.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by kinglekan: 1:47pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Hehehe Lekan that's the truth oo, ama V. Bae

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by anigbajumo(m): 1:48pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Lolz I just dy happy nah, say I still be virrgin,@least ma mum won't make that face

av u 4gotten last mention btween I nd u....

dnt tell me u av 4gotten.....

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Elvis506(m): 1:49pm On Jul 18, 2015

Dennygirl:
who kon ask you?

o patie is u be dis?...even my granny na virgin.. grin

Dennygirl:
who kon ask you?

o patie is u be dis?...even my granny na virgin..

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 1:52pm On Jul 18, 2015

Do they now identify virgins by face?

Hamatrony:

Virgin indeed, ur dp truly shows u ar

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Elvis506(m): 1:57pm On Jul 18, 2015

dammywapes:
gbess it's getting hot. I like that '.D

sassybae

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Ofeakwu(m): 1:57pm On Jul 18, 2015

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 1:57pm On Jul 18, 2015

Lwkm, elvis abi u nono?

Elvis506:
o patie is u be dis?...even my granny na virgin.. o patie is u be dis?...even my granny na virgin..

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Elvis506(m): 2:01pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Lwkm, elvis abi u nono?

am innocent o..dunno anyfin

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by anigbajumo(m): 2:06pm On Jul 18, 2015

lolz

aah laugh in 14D

Some Ladies wae their kittykat don reach breakin point gonna cum here dy claim virgin...

una knw yerself nah, embarassed

lolz

aah laugh in 14D

Some Ladies wae their kittykat don reach breakin point gonna cum here dy claim virgin...

una knw yerself nah,

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Asatiloko(f): 2:11pm On Jul 18, 2015

that's Whoopi Goldberg of Holywood. great actor

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by 1miccza: 2:12pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Thank God am still a virgin

If i hear say your name sef na virgin

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 2:14pm On Jul 18, 2015

Abeg help me shout am 4dem

JoeCutie:
I've been telling them, but they wouldn't listen.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 2:16pm On Jul 18, 2015

Lolz, sup lekan how u doing today[quote author=kinglekan post=36004430][/quote]

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 2:21pm On Jul 18, 2015

Nah virginia

1miccza:

If i hear say your name sef na virgin

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by lionduke(m): 2:21pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Lolz, no mind ma post jaree,lwkm ph express dy learn work sef,find anoda big city name lolz

so why you come dey package for us....
I have had the opportunity of hitting a virgin but the emotional attachment that comes with it made me to lock up.
I prefer bad gals like you for now, no need to blow big grammar. just pop some bottles. light up some shisha then get down to business.
Abi you be learner....?

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 2:22pm On Jul 18, 2015

Lolz my mentor

Elvis506:
am innocent o..dunno anyfin

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 2:24pm On Jul 18, 2015

Lolz I dunno wah you talking about

lionduke:

so why you come dey package for us....
I have had the opportunity of hitting a virgin but the emotional attachment that comes with it made me to lock up.
I prefer bad gals like you for now, no need to blow big grammar. just pop some bottles. light up some shisha then get down to business.
Abi you be learner....?

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 2:27pm On Jul 18, 2015

Hmmm remind me plss

anigbajumo:
av u 4gotten last mention btween I nd u....

dnt tell me u av 4gotten.....

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 2:28pm On Jul 18, 2015

Jacksparrow0712:
We made front page cc lagmostkuit

Yeah, we did!

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Fourwinds: 2:33pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Lolz,try believe abeg

virgin...heheheheheeeeeer...hymen.....hahahahahaaaaa

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 2:34pm On Jul 18, 2015

lagmostkuit:

Yeah, we did!

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by JoeCutie(m): 2:37pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Abeg help me shout am 4dem

But e go make sense if I can see it again to be very sure now, because you know that it's been long I last saw it na. grin

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by lionduke(m): 2:40pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Lolz I dunno wah you talking about

Na so!! I forget say you be virginia. How about sending me your church account details make i pay my tight. Guess you understand these.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Freksy(m): 2:46pm On Jul 18, 2015

The pastor's mission needs to be investigated

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by unknown87: 2:49pm On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Thank God am still a virgin

If you are the one in that photo you are not a virgin grin

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by JustCalMeDBoss(m): 2:52pm On Jul 18, 2015

Yes yes post like dis helps me in my six months marathon on sex abstinence.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by tankoy: 2:53pm On Jul 18, 2015

kennboiy:
Na to just pretend se you de pray and so you no hear wetin the pastor talk.

wallahi

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