The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. - Jokes Etc (2)

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:33am On Jul 18, 2015

PIC OF THE HYMEN NA

Sassybae:
Hehehe I can't show you here nah,

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:33am On Jul 18, 2015

Lolz, that's wah I dunno

Danjuma827:
how can we confirm?

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:35am On Jul 18, 2015

Lol I'll show you when u ready 2see it hehehe, buh can't see it nah, its to test nd confirm

Jacksparrow0712:
PIC OF THE HYMEN NA

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:38am On Jul 18, 2015

Hahahah even ma pastor knows am a virgin oo, so no need to stand up, buh nah wa oo y virgins scarce. For naija sef

mystage:
hahahahaha. just pray u re nt present in church on dat day bcus dats d day ur secret of sneaking to block me under dat tree wud leak out nt just to ur mum bt also to the press.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:42am On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Hahahah even ma pastor knows am a virgin oo, so no need to stand up, buh nah wa oo y virgins scarce. For naija sef

So ur pastor knws u re a virgin? u gave him the opportunity to check it abi? same opportunity i asked for and u refuse me abi? bt wait o, bt dat ur mouth doesnt luk lik a virgin also o, it luks lik a mouth that has suck uncountable dicks. "wink"

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:44am On Jul 18, 2015

hmmm mama

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:45am On Jul 18, 2015

I'm always ready. I'm ready now wink

Sassybae:
Lol I'll show you when u ready 2see it hehehe, buh can't see it nah, its to test nd confirm

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:50am On Jul 18, 2015

Lwkm, arrrhh people suck dick, dint know oo

mystage:
So ur pastor knws u re a virgin? u gave him the opportunity to check it abi? same opportunity i asked for and u refuse me abi? bt wait o, bt dat ur mouth doesnt luk lik a virgin also o, it luks lik a mouth that has suck uncountable dicks. "wink"

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:53am On Jul 18, 2015

Hehehe lolz,

Jacksparrow0712:
I'm always ready. I'm ready now

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:56am On Jul 18, 2015

So what are we waiting for?

Sassybae:
Hehehe lolz,

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:58am On Jul 18, 2015

Jacksparrow0712 and sassybae stop derailing

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:01am On Jul 18, 2015

Lolz,will holla u when am readyy

Jacksparrow0712:
So what are we waiting for?

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:05am On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Lwkm, arrrhh people suck dick, dint know oo

No they dnt suck dick. dey lick dick like lollipop. infact dey chop/eat dick like carrot. i heard frm numerous gfs that its nt only yummy bt also gud to a lady's health. so if u havent tasted, i wud advice u to do so.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:08am On Jul 18, 2015

Andrew114:
hmmm mama

mummy's boy

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Danjuma827(m): 11:08am On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Lolz, that's wah I dunno

we know already na

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:11am On Jul 18, 2015

lagmostkuit:
Jacksparrow0712 and sassybae stop derailing

Are they derailing and how? atleast chats and comments are the same na.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:12am On Jul 18, 2015

Lolz, this guy is crazy, ayaf heard you grin

mystage:
No they dnt suck dick. dey lick dick like lollipop. infact dey chop/eat dick like carrot. i heard frm numerous gfs that its nt only yummy bt also gud to a lady's health. so if u havent tasted, i wud advice u to do so.

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:14am On Jul 18, 2015

Babe we not derailing, we still on the topic afterall

lagmostkuit:
Jacksparrow0712 and sassybae stop derailing

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:15am On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Babe we not derailing, we still on the topic afterall

Issorite..

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:16am On Jul 18, 2015

mystage:
Are they derailing and how? atleast chats and comments are the same na.

U again!

I talk to u?

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:16am On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Lolz, this guy is crazy, ayaf heard you

Lolz. nor be only crazy, na mady. creamy dick dey available o if u wish to start ur tasting spree

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:17am On Jul 18, 2015

We no chatting outta topic sad

lagmostkuit:
Jacksparrow07.12 and sassybae stop derailing

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:18am On Jul 18, 2015

Make it quick. Can't wait to confirm

Sassybae:
Lolz,will holla u when am readyy

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:18am On Jul 18, 2015

Jacksparrow0712:
We no chatting outta topic

I don hear b4 u chop me

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:18am On Jul 18, 2015

lagmostkuit:
U again!
I talk to u?

Sorry. are u referring to me or its just a slip of both fingers and mindset?

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:19am On Jul 18, 2015

Lolz no thanks

mystage:
Lolz. nor be only crazy, na mady. creamy dick dey available o if u wish to start ur tasting spree

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:20am On Jul 18, 2015

I go like chop your lunch box join tongue

lagmostkuit:
I don hear b4 u chop me

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:20am On Jul 18, 2015

mystage:
Sorry. are u referring to me or its just a slip of both fingers and mindset?

None of d above

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:21am On Jul 18, 2015

Lolz wah did that guy do to you

lagmostkuit:
U again!

I talk to u?

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:23am On Jul 18, 2015

Lolz yea buh that will be 2019 sha

Jacksparrow0712:
Make it quick. Can't wait to confirm

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:24am On Jul 18, 2015

Sassybae:
Lolz no thanks

See dis fine babe o. am nt referring to mine o bcus mine has been taking. infact my own down smal like toothpick bcus dem don chop am smal. am only referring u to jacksparrow dick.

Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:25am On Jul 18, 2015

the thing go Don block by then o

Sassybae:
Lolz yea buh that will be 2019 sha

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