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Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by Nobody: 8:54pm On Jul 18, 2015
The problem now is that my fiancee cant come over to my place, i have to always lie to her that am not at home, and the woman herself is seducing me by wearing tight inside the house, also am the one to buy everything including foodstuffs and provisions even toothpaste.[/quote]Osuofia In Akwette script
She dey wear tight around the house, has seduced you? Or trying to? When you begin see her wearing tight, did u caution her to remove it?
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by Nobody: 8:54pm On Jul 18, 2015
boombay:
wake up one night and use powder to rub your body from head to toe.
Tie a white wrapper and tie your TV remote with a red cloth
start chanting in a strange manner
like "kulu kulu maku moku"grin
make sure she hears you.
if she asks wahz going on tell her you're a ritualist that you use female only for the ritualsgrin
and if she doesn't ask you
trust Me she will leave immediately!grin

or better still get a coffin as your center table in the sitting room!grin
men ur d best FTC av seen in a long while
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by lordtim001(m): 8:55pm On Jul 18, 2015
Oga please don't sleep with her o.She can put the child on you.Use boombay's suggestion or better still,TRY THIS:Get a calabash,put red oil and some other junk inside.Then in the night,wake up and ask for her private parts with a knife.Keep a straight face.If by morning you still find her there,this time better run away o!Na winch[witch] she be
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by jibsai(m): 8:55pm On Jul 18, 2015
grin. Ur crazy o
boombay:
wake up one night and use powder to rub your body from head to toe.
Tie a white wrapper and tie your TV remote with a red cloth
start chanting in a strange manner
like "kulu kulu maku moku"grin
make sure she hears you.
if she asks wahz going on tell her you're a ritualist that you use female only for the ritualsgrin
and if she doesn't ask you
trust Me she will leave immediately!grin
















or better still get a coffin as your center table in the sitting room!grin
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by UEDIBO: 8:56pm On Jul 18, 2015
are you a Reverend father? pls leave on her abeg.
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by onoms4luv(m): 8:56pm On Jul 18, 2015
OP, if d husband knw say, u dy habour im wife, d story nor go sweet o. Beta do d needful b4 garri go pass water o.
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by pek(m): 8:57pm On Jul 18, 2015
Hope your good deed won't come back to hunt you! From the look of things, if the husband wants to wicked you, he might accuse you of kidnap.

FYI your writing is very poor. You need to improve on that especially your punctuation. It is living not leaving.
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by john4lab(m): 8:57pm On Jul 18, 2015
grin grin grin Onikaluku pelu agbelebue ni o. Are you ok? Claim your freedom nw abi na u get 1 of d child? Drag her tins 2 her sis. Joor. Abi won ti fi p*ta ju e lori ni. Wake up by fire x7.
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by Nwakerendu: 8:57pm On Jul 18, 2015
boombay:
wake up one night and use powder to rub your body from head to toe.
Tie a white wrapper and tie your TV remote with a red cloth
start chanting in a strange manner
like "kulu kulu maku moku"grin
make sure she hears you.
if she asks wahz going on tell her you're a ritualist that you use female only for the ritualsgrin
and if she doesn't ask you
trust Me she will leave immediately!grin
















or better still get a coffin as your center table in the sitting room!grin
LMAO
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by SirLegal(m): 8:58pm On Jul 18, 2015
boombay:
wake up one night and use powder to rub your body from head to toe.
Tie a white wrapper and tie your TV remote with a red cloth
start chanting in a strange manner
like "kulu kulu maku moku"grin
make sure she hears you.
if she asks wahz going on tell her you're a ritualist that you use female only for the ritualsgrin
and if she doesn't ask you
trust Me she will leave immediately!grin
















or better still get a coffin as your center table in the sitting room!grin
I Neva knew we still have great comedians on Nairaland.
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by SMREXY(m): 8:58pm On Jul 18, 2015
boombay:
wake up one night and use powder to rub your body from head to toe.
Tie a white wrapper and tie your TV remote with a red cloth
start chanting in a strange manner
like "kulu kulu maku moku"grin
make sure she hears you.
if she asks wahz going on tell her you're a ritualist that you use female only for the ritualsgrin
and if she doesn't ask you
trust Me she will leave immediately!grin
















or better still get a coffin as your center table in the sitting room!grin
Hahahahaha... guy u b baddest clown grin
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by Missmossy(f): 8:59pm On Jul 18, 2015
All these stories enh. undecided
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by Nobody: 9:00pm On Jul 18, 2015
boombay:
wake up one night and use powder to rub your body from head to toe.
Tie a white wrapper and tie your TV remote with a red cloth
start chanting in a strange manner
like "kulu kulu maku moku"grin
make sure she hears you.
if she asks wahz going on tell her you're a ritualist that you use female only for the ritualsgrin
and if she doesn't ask you
trust Me she will leave immediately!grin
















or better still get a coffin as your center table in the sitting room!grin
This is actually a good idea
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by Nobody: 9:00pm On Jul 18, 2015
tellwisdom:
Sweerie, you need a place too? but expect anythng oo cos we both wld stay in the same roof tongue
...almost asked, changed my mind grin
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by XYZADIGOR7: 9:00pm On Jul 18, 2015
Hmmm if u don't tell your fiancee and she eventually jass in one day and see her hmmm she won't bliv ur stories oh
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by Calebosko(m): 9:02pm On Jul 18, 2015
Sexcellency:
They call it HOSTILE TAKEOVER
babe i like ur bweast in ur profile
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by beyoncausme: 9:02pm On Jul 18, 2015
tink u should explain to your fiancee,she will come do the work for u...

Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by simeonii(m): 9:02pm On Jul 18, 2015
boombay:
wake up one night and use powder to rub your body from head to toe.
Tie a white wrapper and tie your TV remote with a red cloth
start chanting in a strange manner
like "kulu kulu maku moku"grin
make sure she hears you.
if she asks wahz going on tell her you're a ritualist that you use female only for the ritualsgrin
and if she doesn't ask you
trust Me she will leave immediately!grin












or better still get a coffin as your center table in the sitting room!grin
Laffing so loud and so hard, even water dey comot frm my eyes , and the people around me are scared and wondering if I'm ok.....tnx for making my day cheesy grin
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by histemple: 9:03pm On Jul 18, 2015
boombay:
wake up one night and use powder to rub your body from head to toe.
Tie a white wrapper and tie your TV remote with a red cloth
start chanting in a strange manner
like "kulu kulu maku moku"grin
make sure she hears you.
if she asks wahz going on tell her you're a ritualist that you use female only for the ritualsgrin
and if she doesn't ask you
trust Me she will leave immediately!grin
















or better still get a coffin as your center table in the sitting room!grin
Now! This is a classic response. I just wonder the kind of advice presumed reasonable people solicit on nairaland.
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by precious1967(m): 9:03pm On Jul 18, 2015
put her photo here
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by NobleG1(m): 9:04pm On Jul 18, 2015
olola4:
It started around February,this woman happens to be a colleague at work but is 3year old marriage broke(with 2 kids)and her husband who I know as a very aggressive man (on the day he came to visit his wife at the office, I think he came to give her something he almost slap the security officer who was asking him what he came to do) sent the wife out of the house.After the husband have sent the wife away the only option the wife(my colleague at work) have is to move to the residence of her elder sister who happened to be my own neighbour in the same flat.

At first the only thing I do is to drop her children at school and carry her along to the office, later since am still single and am the only one leaving in my flat except sometimes when my fiancee or my younger brother come spend some days/weeks in my place, she started coming to my flat to watch film,she said her sister didnt subscribe and she is missing her favourite T.V. programs and opera, later she started watching film over night and now she is now leaving in my flat with the excuse that her sister's husband send her packing.

The problem now is that my fiancee cant come over to my place, i have to always lie to her that am not at home, and the woman herself is seducing me by wearing tight inside the house, also am the one to buy everything including foodstuffs and provisions even toothpaste.

The day I sat her down and told her that am not comfortable with her staying with me she was crying and when her one year old daughter saw her crying she also started crying and also she brings visitors which I hate,this will make me be like a stranger in my house.

pls fellow nairalander i need your advice.
I blame you for it because you allowed it progress. You've now dug yourself into a big hole.

This whole thing was planned by her. She targeted you and now have succeeded but... one thing remains and that is...SEX. Any day you sleep with her, she'll finally claim you forever.

Why you've not told your fiancee about it beyond me. It makes it look suspicious. You would rather have the woman in your home than allow your fiancee to visit? I think you like the woman and may have had one night stand with her and now things turned to worse.

If you've not slept with her yet (which i doubt), you still have chance to send her packing. First tell your fiancee, she may do the job for you or give you an idea on what to do or you tell the women that her presence in the house is causing problem between you and your fiancee. Tell her to move to her family in the village if she has no other place to go.

You must reclaim your home. You can't keep a married woman in your home, you're NOT single, you have a fiancee!
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by sojdson: 9:04pm On Jul 18, 2015
[quote author=butanepro post=36017094]Let her have my number. Be your sister's keeper until death do you.
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by tellwisdom: 9:05pm On Jul 18, 2015
chimkaire:
...almost asked, changed my mind grin
I said expect anything cos na u go dey count my money and at the same time tidy my documents. Chai u don miss cheesy
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by 9jatatafo(m): 9:05pm On Jul 18, 2015
Fade her away. She is working and she should rent her own apartment. What made her husband to chase her out of his house? Don't be a weak man. Know when to say no or yes.
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by Sexcellency(f): 9:07pm On Jul 18, 2015
wink
alienware:
The mafia manager.
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by harry509: 9:08pm On Jul 18, 2015
olola4:
It started around February,this woman happens to be a colleague at work but is 3year old marriage broke(with 2 kids)and her husband who I know as a very aggressive man (on the day he came to visit his wife at the office, I think he came to give her something he almost slap the security officer who was asking him what he came to do) sent the wife out of the house.After the husband have sent the wife away the only option the wife(my colleague at work) have is to move to the residence of her elder sister who happened to be my own neighbour in the same flat.

At first the only thing I do is to drop her children at school and carry her along to the office, later since am still single and am the only one leaving in my flat except sometimes when my fiancee or my younger brother come spend some days/weeks in my place, she started coming to my flat to watch film,she said her sister didnt subscribe and she is missing her favourite T.V. programs and opera, later she started watching film over night and now she is now leaving in my flat with the excuse that her sister's husband send her packing.

The problem now is that my fiancee cant come over to my place, i have to always lie to her that am not at home, and the woman herself is seducing me by wearing tight inside the house, also am the one to buy everything including foodstuffs and provisions even toothpaste.

The day I sat her down and told her that am not comfortable with her staying with me she was crying and when her one year old daughter saw her crying she also started crying and also she brings visitors which I hate,this will make me be like a stranger in my house.

pls fellow nairalander i need your advice.
who wil join me and let art dis movie now. See money undecided
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by Nobody: 9:09pm On Jul 18, 2015
God don bless you with free wife u dey there dey talk about fiancée.

Na single mother dey sweet pass nowadays.
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by Nobody: 9:09pm On Jul 18, 2015
tellwisdom:
I said expect anything cos na u go dey count my money and at the same time tidy my documents. Chai u don miss cheesy
cheesy...whatever I did to merit such? Bank no dey again? Lol. Eletan grin
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by ollyheymee(m): 9:11pm On Jul 18, 2015
grin
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by jamace(m): 9:11pm On Jul 18, 2015
My friend, I'm not an angel of doom but I see many evils hovering around your life if you don't send that woman away with immediate alacrity.
As an office colleague, you have done enough for her. She should not stay a week longer in your house. To be forewarned, is to be forearmed.
Take action immediately.
Re: Help, A Married Woman Refuses To Leave My House, How Can I Send Her Away? by Nobody: 9:12pm On Jul 18, 2015
boombay:
wake up one night and use powder to rub your body from head to toe.
Tie a white wrapper and tie your TV remote with a red cloth
start chanting in a strange manner
like "kulu kulu maku moku"grin
make sure she hears you.
if she asks wahz going on tell her you're a ritualist that you use female only for the ritualsgrin
and if she doesn't ask you
trust Me she will leave immediately!grin
















or better still get a coffin as your center table in the sitting room!grin
Bro i swear u no well at at all....i own u one can bullet....gbabee.
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