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olokings:
bro ... 2-3m is even on the extremely prudent ones...

others have gone and debitted themselve of well over 9-10m sef....
this missionary journey is a project all on its own...
buh then again.. we as parents are ready to do anything for our lil' ones...

How many pregnant "bros" do you know ??

I am not James Beattie, "on your marks, get set, Google.

olokings:
boss,

you are forgetting an angle to this, the choice whether or not to reside in the states and/or enjoy the benefits is entirely yours.
simply put, the states prepared a buffet for you (for which it is mandatory you pay as long as you are a guest*citizen) however if/not you eat from the table is totally your call.

there is a very easy way out of it... drop the blue if you dont like d conditions.. lets not be claiming the US citizen name n not wanna pay the piper when its required of us.

Very well said olokings... U should read my reply to ralphlauren about going the canadian way. I said as much..

My son would probably move to the US when old enough, become a Tax consultant with a branch office in Nigeria here and make millions by helping your children file their tax returns yearly

nowadays, hmm.. we dudes help our babes carry the pregnancy as well ooh...
*rub my tommy..
*get the remote...
*nightly massage....
*daily leg rubs...
*cravings...
do you want me to go on?....
i just tut u were one of us few dudes in the house....

dudes in the hux, i lie? we are very pregnant oooh lol

modath:
How many pregnant "bros" do you know ??

I am not James Beattie, "on your marks, get set, Google.

How many pages just about TAXES ... Mscheeeew . As if it will change our minds


Pls Justwise create a thread for these "tax collectors".... Initially it was interesting to read .. But right now it boring and over flogged ...


Back to my very chilled PEPSI

shawlar:
Very well said olokings... U should read my reply to ralphlauren about going the canadian way. I said as much..

My son would probably move to the US when old enough, become a Tax consultant with a branch office in Nigeria here and make millions by helping your children file their tax returns yearly

Sharp guy

olokings:
nowadays, hmm.. we dudes help our babes carry the pregnancy as well ooh...
*rub my tommy..
*get the remote...
*nightly massage....
*daily leg rubs...
*cravings...
do you want me to go on?....
i just tut u were one of us few dudes in the house....

dudes in the hux, i lie? we are very pregnant oooh lol

U didn't add

rub my back
I want this and that
I feel like eating this or that
I can't bend, pls help me buckle my shoes,
On ur way back pls buy this and that
I want iceblock ( in d middle of the night)

Hhahahahha ok our husbands are trying... Lol

shawlar:
Yeah, unfortunately I have run out of time for any further research. She is due in sept and has a ticket to travel next week

She is also a lead vocalist in the choir that modath mentioned.

I have decided that once my child is old enough he'll go and live in the US so as not to burden him unnecessarily with the double taxation. Let him pay them the tax and enjoy the benefits over there..

I wish your Mrs safe delivery.

I'll be expecting IV for the ikomo

justwise:
honestly u no well

I know

ebonychic18:
We have heard ooooooo! we have learnt 1 or 2 things about FATCA so pls can we move on before yawa go gas, lets not derail. I have been reading through and getting info from the thread since part 1 (ko easy) though not preggie yet. Just getting my data about the whole procedure only for me to get here and its FATCA... about 2 pages!

You mean you've been studying about this route and you are not even pregnant yet? The hussle is real

firsttymum:
How many pages just about TAXES ... Mscheeeew . As if it will change our minds

Pls Justwise create a thread for these "tax collectors".... Initially it was interesting to read .. But right now it boring and over flogged ...

Back to my very chilled PEPSI

oh yea? you could'nt resist the urge to drop your own sarcastic comment abi?

just less than two pages discussion on the 'other side of the coin'/tax implications and yet you are tagging it 'boring and over flogged'.

i am sure if i had come here with detailed info on how to claim benefits/tax credits, etc or how get schloarship for your wards and not overburden them with student loans or how to get your green card via your ward even before they clock 18, you will urge me on even if i drag it for 10pages.

yeye dey smell.

olokings:
nowadays, hmm.. we dudes help our babes carry the pregnancy as well ooh...
*rub my tommy..
*get the remote...
*nightly massage....
*daily leg rubs...
*cravings...
do you want me to go on?....
i just tut u were one of us few dudes in the house....

dudes in the hux, i lie? we are very pregnant oooh lol

firsttymum:
U didn't add

rub my back
I want this and that
I feel like eating this or that
I can't bend, pls help me buckle my shoes,
On ur way back pls buy this and that
I want iceblock ( in d middle of the night)

Hhahahahha ok our husbands are trying... Lol

lol, my own na
I can't sleep...
midnight massages...
Why is d AC off..?? (even though im sneezing and my nose is wetter than a dogs own)
and she no dey crave for things wey u fit buy near the house, U gotz drive 4 hours in Lagos traffic b4 u c am buy

I swear these are some of the additional reasons why I subscribed to the US birth thingy.
Make I first relax for the next 4/5 weeks b4 going to join her over there

*sighs* The 'joys' of pregnancy...

abeg! abeg!! abeg!!!... dude duder dudest!!!
no make dem come cross leg follow us sitdon until near EDD and deprive us of the 1 month bachelorhood again ... with no work n rest naa..
if she sights this one.. be sure of getting you a forced leave and chaining you along side ooh...
hahahaha....

*stretching at my desk....#yawns..

shawlar:
lol, my own na
I can't sleep...
midnight massages...
Why is d AC off..?? (even though im sneezing and my nose is wetter than a dogs own)
and she no dey crave for things wey u fit buy near the house, U gotz drive 4 hours in Lagos traffic b4 u c am buy

I swear these are some of the additional reasons why I subscribed to the US birth thingy.
Make I first relax for the next 4/5 weeks b4 going to join her over there

*sighs* The 'joys' of pregnancy...

Ralphlauren:
I wish your Mrs safe delivery.

I'll be expecting IV for the ikomo

Thanks a lot jare....
when the stork drops off the baby, I'll send it to u with the IV


plus a word of advice...

You don't need to reply them all.
Whether or not they admit it, you jst gave most of them info they weren't privy too...
Although it may not be sufficient for most of them to have a change of heart on the matter, the ones that find it helpful will work with it
cheers

shawlar:
Thanks a lot jare....
when the stork drops off the baby, I'll send it to u with the IV

hahaha. alright

shawlar:
plus a word of advice...
You don't need to reply them all.
Whether or not they admit it, you jst gave most of them info they weren't privy too...
Although it may not be sufficient for most of them to have a change of heart on the matter, the ones that find it helpful will work with it
cheers

yep. you are right.
cheers bro!

Tvegas:

If dts d case maybe I shd start filing tax benefits 4my lil one annually tru a trustworthy U.S resident snc dy wl pay double tax...

Wt do u tnk house..#eyeswinking#

olokings:
abeg! abeg!! abeg!!!... dude duder dudest!!!

Omo! This Emirates Isrealite journey shaaaa!!! Its a good thing you guys are splitting your journey o. Even with the "overpriced" compression socks I wore and my numerous walks upandan the plane, my feet still managed to swell. Oh well, I am almost there sha, 30mins to landing in Dallas.

Successful POE story coming up soon by God's grace. Wish me luck.

PS: I just realised that there is wifi on the flight

kwaret babe there!!!!
.... congrats on your safe flight in good faith..

see how u dey waste d bandwidth not using it.

we re waiting jare..

joining you on saturday august 1st landing... buh we re taking off on thursday July 30th.... spending d whole day resting in dubai..

we ll surely look you up..

Terese69:
Omo! This Emirates Isrealite journey shaaaa!!! Its a good thing you are splitting your journey o. Oh well, I am almost there, 30mins to landing in Dallas.

Successful POE story coming up soon by God's grace. Wish me luck.

PS: I just realised that there is wifi on the flight

Ralphlauren:
You mean you've been studying about this route and you are not even pregnant yet? The hussle is real

:Dyes ke this is a mission that requires proper strategizing na I have to plan, prepare and present my case well to the chief financier

ebonychic18:
:Dyes ke this is a mission that requires proper strategizing na I have to plan, prepare and present my case well to the chief financier

niceeeeee. i like your style jare. no room for last minute surprises.

send him the invoice in dollars asap. so if 'chief financier' has any plans of buying Benz AMG, he can quickly ditch the idea

lol the Israelite journey no be moi moi at all ! but the free 10MB WiFi is cool and then you can buy the rest. Wish you safe POE

Terese69:
Omo! This Emirates Isrealite journey shaaaa!!! Its a good thing you guys are splitting your journey o. Even with the "overpriced" compression socks I wore and my numerous walks upandan the plane, my feet still managed to swell. Oh well, I am almost there sha, 30mins to landing in Dallas.

Successful POE story coming up soon by God's grace. Wish me luck.

PS: I just realised that there is wifi on the flight

ozycy:
are you going for another birth trip? I haven't bot ticket yet but will be going around same time wt Lufthansa

Not a birth trip, going for post Summer and our little girl will be one in Sept, we want to celebrate her birthday over there. Would be nice to have someone to chat with anyway while waiting, Though my little girl is a handful.

Hoping our flight date corresponds.

That one has to wait o newer models will come out after just like some mamas i be choir mistress sef

Ralphlauren:
niceeeeee. i like your style jare. no room for last minute surprises.

send him the invoice in dollars asap. so if 'chief financier' has any plans of buying Benz AMG, he can quickly ditch the idea

Nairaland has been very informative.

Thank God for this thread VISA approved.
waiting collection.

ebonychic18:
lol the Israelite journey no be moi moi at all ! but the free 10MB WiFi is cool and then you can buy the rest. Wish you safe POE

Abi o... Lol... I signed in with different browsers so I got 30MB. Wasn't about to spend a dime on buying data.

Intends using Dr fagbonhun, plus can any one in the House suggest affordable accommodation close to Oakbend,
studio apartment, to check in 20th August 2015, check out 29th Nov 2015.

Can any one in the house suggest Accommodation close to Dr fagbonhun's Oakbend Medical Center.
Technocrats in De House I need your Suggestions.
Urgent. pls.

Terese69:
Omo! This Emirates Isrealite journey shaaaa!!! Its a good thing you guys are splitting your journey o. Even with the "overpriced" compression socks I wore and my numerous walks upandan the plane, my feet still managed to swell. Oh well, I am almost there sha, 30mins to landing in Dallas.

Successful POE story coming up soon by God's grace. Wish me luck.

PS: I just realised that there is wifi on the flight

So here's my POE story...

Flew Emirates from Lagos to Dubai. They accepted my fit to fly. Didn't have any problems at MMA. Got to Dubai and got on the connecting flight in a matter of minutes thanks to the wheelchair service. On getting on the flight, they asked for fit to fly again. The service on the flight was really good. The air hostesses were really nice and generous with food and drinks but not generous enough to upgrade me to business class... unfortunately.

POE at Dallas was very smooth. Took about 6 mins in all. This was how it went...
What's the purpose of your trip - Vacation and child birth
can I see your doctor's and hospital correspondence - showed her (she started looking through it)
How much is the total bill - Told her about $6,000
Have you made any payment? Can I see receipts? - No I haven't made any payment yet. It's against the hospital's policy
Will you be paying out of pocket - Yes I will
How much do you have with you - Told her
When was the last time you were in the USA? - Told her
What do you do in nigeria - Told her
Is that why you travel so much? (flipping through my passport) - Not exactly
Did you bring any food stuff with you? - Yes.
What sort of food stuff? - Told her garri, egusi, palm oil, dry pepper, crayfish, pepper soup spices etc. I sha declared all the food stuff I brought. I didn't want wahala. (Apparently they know all these things)
Any fresh foods? - No
How long do you intend to stay - 3 months
3 months after the birth or 3 months from today? - 3 months from today

She stamped me in for 6 months and sent me to baggage claim, afterwhich I was wheeled to customs cos I declared over $10k.

Got to customs. They asked me why I was in the US and asked if my child birth was the reason I brought that amount of money. Told them Yes. They gave me a form to fill and sent me on my way. That took about 6 mins too.

And that's all folks!

Any Sept/Oct Mamas en route to Texas, Houston, Dr Fagbonhun.
let's Connect.

Ralphlauren:
oh yea? you could'nt resist the urge to drop your own sarcastic comment abi?

just less than two pages discussion on the 'other side of the coin'/tax implications and yet you are tagging it 'boring and over flogged'.

i am sure if i had come here with detailed info on how to claim benefits/tax credits, etc or how get schloarship for your wards and not overburden them with student loans or how to get your green card via your ward even before they clock 18, you will urge me on even if i drag it for 10pages.

yeye dey smell.

If u were not a guy I wld have said u have preggy hormones at its peak.... Kilode? Are u d only one talking about FACTA? What is it with u sef? Or did i quote or mention ur name? Or is it that I don't have d right to find a conversation boring and overflogged?

Initially it was informative later it became boring and overflogged.... I stand on my point .. It's my opinion Comman flog me...See me see wahala..

I went to STANBIC yesterday to open an Account.... So apparently it's true that the dollar naira charge on transactions is CBN rate... And was also told the daily 300 dols was only for ATM withdrawals not POS...

I didnt forget to request for internet banking (to transfer my funds out) just incase dey wanna start misbehaving

Thanks to all who opened my eyes to STANBIC...
One love *in tuface voice*

shawlar:
lol, my own na
I can't sleep...
midnight massages...
Why is d AC off..?? (even though im sneezing and my nose is wetter than a dogs own)
and she no dey crave for things wey u fit buy near the house, U gotz drive 4 hours in Lagos traffic b4 u c am buy

I swear these are some of the additional reasons why I subscribed to the US birth thingy.
Make I first relax for the next 4/5 weeks b4 going to join her over there

*sighs* The 'joys' of pregnancy...

See d way I laughed out loud reading ur post
Hshhahhaahha u put the baby in her .... U r simply reaping the fruits of ur sweet "labour"