₦airaland Forum

softysparky:
See as them guys dey rejoice

firstolalekan:

You are nothing but a silly fat fart fùck senseless goat.

So you can't date a a girl without wanting to fùck her?
Is sex food
I just pray all your sisters too get fùcked and jilted the way you've become doing to other girls

Saraha1:
The world is really coming to an end.
People discuss sex now adays as if they are discussing food.
We have lost the goal of heaven.

cococandy:
Ok you guys keep rejoicing Na.

But Don't join those that come here to weep about how easy it is to sleep with them Nigerian girls. Because you'all are giving mixed signals.

Do you want easy lays or those that play hard to get? It confusing figuring out what these dudes really want.

Dinakas:
There seriously need to be an "unlike" option too and not just like, because some comments deserve an "unlike" option.



Disappointed though, with some comments...
We think life is just there, there are lots more to life.

Atogirl:
She might like you but playing hard to get.She might be a christian that wanted to wait until the wedding to have sex.

Gloryblossom:
For u guys mind now his perfect n did the wright tin,he just lost his virtue as a man,d ist girl in question gained more,which d loose gf ended up paying with her loose waist,had it been the girl open leg now that's how u will bring it here and say how cheap she was in ur ist meetin with her,there is notin we girls do that please u guys,man u r impatient,u nEed not to even initiate sex @ ist,there r ways u will treat a lady she will b d one to initiate d sex stuff.lock d@ ur dick up,after gettin d sex from her frnd, aw far,u don marry am,u r still sayin she has her p,that's what improper tinkin those.wetin u gain now,u guys r hailing him,did u even tink bfor u start hailing him.has d sex he has been avin with d babe add one inch to him.oga wake up n be patient to get wat u wnt.sex is not love

Olami90:
Dis Op na werey guy.


Loool @ " go get a lawyer" (I remember a thread a romancelander created som days ago abt phrases dat sends gal to psychiatric home, unleashing their anger).. I love dat mehn.mak her head scatter. 'Awon werey omo"

Gals and their selfishness. She fit dey straff anoda guy somwia o, she wan con turn u to conductor (hanging).

proxillin:
I met this lady on a social app. She friend-zoned me for some 3 months though I made her realize my intention.

She keeps disturbing me with lengthy chats. She can chat for 24 hours. And that alone was getting on my nerves, that I started snubbing her on chat. I only respond once in a while.

I think she noticed it, she changed her tactics and started flirting..talking dirty and sending me funny pictures of her.

I took it as an invitation, so I brought up the issue of dating again. She said we should meet and discuss it.

We set a date for the date. In the morning of the set date, on whatsap she told me she is coming with a friend of her. I thought she feared for her security and was trying to play safe...I agreed they should come together.

We went to Cumbaland (Indian restaurant)...chop all the choppables (Chop my money). We still continued the discussion, she ended up not giving me any tangible answer.

2 weeks later, she said the weekend will be boring for her, she will be home alone, she said she wants to come to my house. Chaii my head bounced. I was like chaii...this is the opportunity.... On the Saturday morning when I went out to pick her at the bus stop close to my house, I saw a lady beside her, I thought the lady was just a passerby...to found out she was the same friend she brought on the first day (her makeup confused me). They came, I ran my generator for 8 ours they spent with me glued to my DSTV watching telemondo/MTV. She wouldnt even talk to me.

I later invited her to my inner room where I made my move, she refused and started cursing. So I dont want it to turn to a rape scenario, I let her go.

Later on whatsap, I asked why she keeps bringing her friend, she said she cant go anywhere without her.

I said OK...This bad thought just came to my mind. I knew I had nothing to loose again. I have spent already (thats a loss on its own). Nothing can be worse.

So I intentionally invited her over to my house this time...as usual she brought her friend which was part of my plan.

When opportunity presented itself, I collected her friends number. I took a risk, I told her not to tell my girl. To my dismay she cooperated with me, I pinged her on whatsap, she responded and we started flowing just neutrally.

The next time we agreed to go to the beach. I was very surprised to see this girl dressed sexily, even over dressed more than my girl. My eyes stayed glued on her that my girl nearly caught me. May be she did, may be not.

In the night I buzzed her and I told her how sexy she was that day. I told her I felt like kissing and foundling her that day.

She said "you should have done it in front of your girl" jokingly.

I said "Do you know my girl doesnt stop us", she said "Hmmmm"

Shockingly she said "I know there is nothing between you guys"

I was shocked. So my girl told her friend she had nothing for me.

I told the lady, why is she doing this to me? She hasnt given me any answer and when I make any move, she bark like dog. What does she want, shes confusing me....

In short, na so her friend agreed to come to my house alone ooo. It was on a rainy Saturday. She barely enters my house when we started the "You know what " (close your eyes).

I was at my office one day when I saw pings...my girl started blasting...

Why are men like this?
You are a dog
You are not different from others..
Men will always be men ...blah blah blah..

So if u want to date someone, its my friend that you think its right for you to date. You cheated with my friend.

I said "Madam, Let me ask you a question".

"Were we dating?"

She said "No"

I said "So whats your definition of cheating?"

She said "but u have been disturbing me for a while now"

I said "For a while? ooh and you are proud of that? And have you given me any tangible answer?"

She said "why are you impatient?"

I just told her to get a lawyer...she cursed and changed DP to funny images about guys...U know what they do na...

I found out that she read her friends whatsap chat and got to know we were fckng.

Guys....Am i really at fault?

Did I betray her?

Blanc8:
It's very possible you may get to fall in love with the friend
and get serious

2scorehigh:
Well, proxillin, what else can I say?
You solved one problem by creating another one.
Now those two girls are going to become sworn enemies.
All thanks to you.
Hope you've got your plan B in place?

Sparkles003:
There is this saying that birds of same feather flock together.
my observation.the main lady doesn't know what she wants or just wanted to make yanga before she gree so dat she wont appear cheap to you which to me is no big deal,but she was also greedy, since she was yet to give you an answer to your proposal she no suppose dey make you spend unnecessary on her and her friend thou you choose to spend.
in whatever you are doing with the friend she is never to be trusted.if you can cheat a friend then your character and values should be questioned cos you will definitely tell lies.
WARNING.Ladies never ever take your friend to go see any guy you have an interest in as you just might end up being the chief bridesmaid instead of the bride.

Midastorch:
How is that an issue?@op if the girl mama gboriwa knack am...

Eddodoh:
U r d main man!!! Some gals can be very annoying. Dat serves her right

Dorrobucci:
@Proxillin.

Now you have recoup some part of your money. You need to strategize you game plan now and go for the other punnny. To get your main target will be quite easy now though you need to proof to her it wasn't intentional. Then give her sometime she will definitely get over it, after yanshing both of them just dump them immediately and move on.

Your work is not finished yet.

firstolalekan:
Oloribu omo ofo

why did my mother loves forking dogs

proxillin:
I met this lady on a social app. She friend-zoned me for some 3 months though I made her realize my intention.

She keeps disturbing me with lengthy chats. She can chat for 24 hours. And that alone was getting on my nerves, that I started snubbing her on chat. I only respond once in a while.

I think she noticed it, she changed her tactics and started flirting..talking dirty and sending me funny pictures of her.

I took it as an invitation, so I brought up the issue of dating again. She said we should meet and discuss it.

We set a date for the date. In the morning of the set date, on whatsap she told me she is coming with a friend of her. I thought she feared for her security and was trying to play safe...I agreed they should come together.

We went to Cumbaland (Indian restaurant)...chop all the choppables (Chop my money). We still continued the discussion, she ended up not giving me any tangible answer.

2 weeks later, she said the weekend will be boring for her, she will be home alone, she said she wants to come to my house. Chaii my head bounced. I was like chaii...this is the opportunity.... On the Saturday morning when I went out to pick her at the bus stop close to my house, I saw a lady beside her, I thought the lady was just a passerby...to found out she was the same friend she brought on the first day (her makeup confused me). They came, I ran my generator for 8 ours they spent with me glued to my DSTV watching telemondo/MTV. She wouldnt even talk to me.

I later invited her to my inner room where I made my move, she refused and started cursing. So I dont want it to turn to a rape scenario, I let her go.

Later on whatsap, I asked why she keeps bringing her friend, she said she cant go anywhere without her.

I said OK...This bad thought just came to my mind. I knew I had nothing to loose again. I have spent already (thats a loss on its own). Nothing can be worse.

So I intentionally invited her over to my house this time...as usual she brought her friend which was part of my plan.

When opportunity presented itself, I collected her friends number. I took a risk, I told her not to tell my girl. To my dismay she cooperated with me, I pinged her on whatsap, she responded and we started flowing just neutrally.

The next time we agreed to go to the beach. I was very surprised to see this girl dressed sexily, even over dressed more than my girl. My eyes stayed glued on her that my girl nearly caught me. May be she did, may be not.

In the night I buzzed her and I told her how sexy she was that day. I told her I felt like kissing and foundling her that day.

She said "you should have done it in front of your girl" jokingly.

I said "Do you know my girl doesnt stop us", she said "Hmmmm"

Shockingly she said "I know there is nothing between you guys"

I was shocked. So my girl told her friend she had nothing for me.

I told the lady, why is she doing this to me? She hasnt given me any answer and when I make any move, she bark like dog. What does she want, shes confusing me....

In short, na so her friend agreed to come to my house alone ooo. It was on a rainy Saturday. She barely enters my house when we started the "You know what " (close your eyes).

I was at my office one day when I saw pings...my girl started blasting...

Why are men like this?
You are a dog
You are not different from others..
Men will always be men ...blah blah blah..

So if u want to date someone, its my friend that you think its right for you to date. You cheated with my friend.

I said "Madam, Let me ask you a question".

"Were we dating?"

She said "No"

I said "So whats your definition of cheating?"

She said "but u have been disturbing me for a while now"

I said "For a while? ooh and you are proud of that? And have you given me any tangible answer?"

She said "why are you impatient?"

I just told her to get a lawyer...she cursed and changed DP to funny images about guys...U know what they do na...

I found out that she read her friends whatsap chat and got to know we were fckng.

Guys....Am i really at fault?

Did I betray her?

firstolalekan:


this is fond of forking my harlot mother

firstolalekan:
Nice one i told my father not to fork my harlot mother because she forks dogs but he no gree

firstolalekan:
my dirty harlot is of to the zoo to fork animals just for #300

iRepNaija1:
What feelings? He said from the jump that he made his intention clear with this woman. He wasn't looking for a girlfriend. If he genuinely cared for this woman do you think he would have gone out of his way to form that plan with the friend, sexting with said friend, then have sex with the friend, and come to Nairaland to brag about it?

Raalsalghul:
Seriously! Are you going to bring the end of the world into this? People have been having sex since ages and yet God has not come, not to talk of this little topic.

firstolalekan:

You are nothing but a silly fat fart fùck senseless goat.

So you can't date a a girl without wanting to fùck her?
Is sex food
I just pray all your sisters too get fùcked and jilted the way you've become doing to other girls

Drsheddy:
You committed fornication