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Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Rotime1(m): 12:07pm On Aug 08, 2015
i could remember making cars from the milk tins and slippers dunlop as tires with rope tightened to it.

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Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by plendil: 12:12pm On Aug 08, 2015
Freegift75:


- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street.


NA wa OOOOO! shocked shocked shocked
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Nobody: 12:20pm On Aug 08, 2015
I did almost all of them. So so funny grin

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Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Odunharry(m): 12:21pm On Aug 08, 2015
barracks life was fun mhen...
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Boyooosa(m): 12:23pm On Aug 08, 2015
Freegift75:
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". I knw u
are singing it now again, smiles ***
"op, U re badt boi grin grin grin. I believe u should have grown up next to my street.
Nigeria vs India tin, me n my friend still discussed it 2 days ago and as at now, i am still curious to know the originator of dat fat lie. about d sandalili tin, what caught was dat i sang it b4 reading ur last comment and laffd. i dedicate dis comment to u if u av done daddy and mummy thing with ur neigbour while ur pants were on. cheesy

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Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Qmab: 12:23pm On Aug 08, 2015
How come everyone did almost all this stuffs when we didn't all live on the same geographical zone? Makes one wonder how this Ideas and initiatives were then commonly shared.
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by map5: 12:24pm On Aug 08, 2015
Rejected to be son/daughter fighting to be father/mother, just because of the authority of been the leader of that play.
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by PreciousGem(f): 12:24pm On Aug 08, 2015
wow! good old memories. I remember soaking rice with hot water and putting the filter rice in nylon & taking it to sch to serve as break time meal.

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Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Oluschenco(m): 12:27pm On Aug 08, 2015
seems i did all except...... none

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Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Aiddn: 12:34pm On Aug 08, 2015
When kids are being kidnapped nowadays who go allow their kids play outside
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Nwakerendu: 12:37pm On Aug 08, 2015
I swear children of now a days ain't having fun at all. I did all this things. how I enjoyed daddy and mummy drama, and carrying my mixture of garri and sugar. but why didn't you add playing football unclad under a heavy rain on a flooded area. I also enjoyed doing that one so much. even making cars from bathroom slippers.
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by aka12(m): 12:43pm On Aug 08, 2015
all of the above
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by dfrost: 12:43pm On Aug 08, 2015
Dharniel:
gringringringringrin

Flying kites? If signatures were done on kites back then, by now NPF, SSS, DSS, NA, NN, infact all security agencies will be looking out for my little clique. The poles at Mafoluku and AJ city will even assist them to sentence us for vandalism. cheesy grin cool

Those days rock... My LO must do some things listed by the OP.

cry feelings of nostalgia. Missed the good old days.
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by donephi(m): 12:45pm On Aug 08, 2015
I participated in all these as a child.
Also constructing a car with the empty can of peak milk and using soft drink covers as tyres.

cheesy
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by dfrost: 12:48pm On Aug 08, 2015
Qmab:
How come everyone did almost all this stuffs when we didn't all live on the same geographical zone? Makes one wonder how this Ideas and initiatives were then commonly shared.

Qmab you spoke my mind. On point. You can likely attribute it to generational traits. Let's see how we can show love to our little ones.
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by naijathings(m): 12:48pm On Aug 08, 2015
Freegift75:



― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on. the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for. the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b
whiter
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!

Oya choose which one u do

Thumbs up to you OP , @Freegift75
[size=16pt]this actually brought tears to my eyes. cry cry
I did everything on this list plus my own list.
I stole the baby milk alot.
I ate chalk alot.
I nearly burnt the kitchen first time I rolled paper and tried to smoke it.
I even stole my mama one kobo coins and spent it like a superstar in school then come back home to get the beating.
I used paper to make sunglasses and put yellow or red sweet wrappers to make the lenses.
I played POLICE AND THIEF, BojuBoju, Rubber, with the boys, Played chinco, TENTEN, suwe with the girls.
I wrote my name on paper and put it in my pen, and i did the same for your pen too to make it mine.... LOL.
I suck my ink so that it can come back to being brand new, then the ink would break up in the pen.
If I eat mango, I see that bug in the seed if not e nova finish.
I had a serious crush on my teacher back then, aunty Joy and another one i will not name because her son is my padi and he fit kill me.. LOL..
I made boats with paper with my friends and put them in the gutter when the rain stopped falling.
I cant forget when I successfully made a kite that successfully flew.
I used paper to make big wrist watches back then, now am spending over 40K on a single watch.
I used to attach long rope to two match boxes and talk so the next person can hear me... Today, I am a communications engineer.
this life.
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Please let the children come out and play so they can have memories to chesrish not just playstation and XBOX and END OF YEAR PARTIES.
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by jimmynauty: 12:49pm On Aug 08, 2015
Freegift75:
Let us be sincere with ourselves! I was privileged to be present at an occasion where Prof Wole Soyinka gave speech and made reference to the years he was running in the rain rolling motor cycle's tyre with a stick.

He was trying to convince parents not to deprive their kids of their childhood privileges. He then tasked the audience to swear if they never did such while young. He said most parents of this end time generation never allow their kids but to be caged indoor from Jan to Dec.

What about you, SWEAR


― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on. the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for. the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b
whiter
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!

Oya choose which one u do

Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor?
it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!!
I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now.

I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". I knw u
are singing it now again, smiles ***

doing some with my kids
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by basking4me: 12:49pm On Aug 08, 2015
The truth is most of the kids of today dont do much of those things we did then.

Satellite TV, mobile devices and computers games have taken over their daily activites now.
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by DworldsGM: 12:56pm On Aug 08, 2015
d problem now is dat d children of now adays substitute d fun of childhood for d necessary evil called television
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by digitsolution: 12:58pm On Aug 08, 2015
You forgot Table Soccer
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by desire2011(f): 12:58pm On Aug 08, 2015
hmmmm, I did all oo.
wat of ten-ten, u
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by billyG(m): 1:08pm On Aug 08, 2015
Freegift75:
Let us be sincere with ourselves! I was privileged to be present at an occasion where Prof Wole Soyinka gave speech and made reference to the years he was running in the rain rolling motor cycle's tyre with a stick.

He was trying to convince parents not to deprive their kids of their childhood privileges. He then tasked the audience to swear if they never did such while young. He said most parents of this end time generation never allow their kids but to be caged indoor from Jan to Dec.

What about you, SWEAR


― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on. the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for. the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b
whiter
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!

Oya choose which one u do

Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor?
it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!!
I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now.

I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". I knw u
are singing it now again, smiles ***

I did all does shiit & more even dodging bhd a curtain 2 sneakout again after been driven in,i even stand & roll perfectly on drum as if it is a car,do Lf or Rt turn & Reverse.
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Sweetlily2819(f): 1:34pm On Aug 08, 2015
Lol,i Did everything here,ha i can play very well back then.
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Nobody: 1:45pm On Aug 08, 2015
dats sme real shii ryt dere, d most of em bak in d day
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Lanceslot(m): 1:50pm On Aug 08, 2015
spiritfada:
i did almost all apart from the mixing of garri and sugar and eating from my pocket cheesy
Chai! That's mgbe enu bu ana osa.. I didn't mix garri and sugar and eat it from my pocket too.

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Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Lanceslot(m): 1:55pm On Aug 08, 2015
PrinxArthur1:
me and friends that time we will catch a live lizard open its stomach and stitch it back while after 3 days it dies or survive
Damn! I injected lizards with water using syringe... Also fed fowl snuffs and watch them feel high.
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by slimfancier(f): 2:03pm On Aug 08, 2015
laugh wan kill me o! cos I ova do. proud to be a Naija.
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by nuras: 2:26pm On Aug 08, 2015
Hahah grin u make me rememba d pas..100%
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by boykas(m): 2:39pm On Aug 08, 2015
Beremx:
I didn't do these when I was a kid o! I don't think there's anytime I didn't bath before going to school. For wetin na?! grin

@op,you forgot to add playing table tennis with a big board especially old wooden doors and a long stick to demacate the board into two. Then we used small flat wood we call "bat" to play table tennis. grin grin

Mehn! Good old days o!!


Lalasticlala,which ones didn't you do as a kid? I know say you be ajebo. grin grin



ajebo
if not ur childhood ain't funny
grin grin
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Nobody: 3:01pm On Aug 08, 2015
I only remember firing paper at my brothers and classmates neck and head with the aid of rubber band grin
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by Chromedome(m): 3:05pm On Aug 08, 2015
I did all, but what I really loved was the TV programs - from the rainbow screen - to the boring 4pm news. After this, pure heaven : Super Ted, Voltron, adventures of Teddy Ruskspin, Jaba jaw, Terra ox, Thunder sub, Robin hood, the prince and the pauperpa kidivision 101, Story Land, puppet world, Frago Rock... etc

Ahhh, the good old days when NTA was bliss.... those were the best days of our lives. smiley
Re: Swear If You Never Did This: Why Then Beating Ur Kid For It? by bosunjohns(m): 3:06pm On Aug 08, 2015
Freegift75:
Let us be sincere with ourselves! I was privileged to be present at an occasion where Prof Wole Soyinka gave speech and made reference to the years he was running in the rain rolling motor cycle's tyre with a stick.

He was trying to convince parents not to deprive their kids of their childhood privileges. He then tasked the audience to swear if they never did such while young. He said most parents of this end time generation never allow their kids but to be caged indoor from Jan to Dec.

What about you, SWEAR


― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on. the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for. the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b
whiter
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!

Oya choose which one u do

Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor?
it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!!
I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now.

I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". I knw u
are singing it now again, smiles ***

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