Margauxluv:


ya both of us... we r broke

peeparty:

I guess your mind was roaming that why you lost d touch.

Moneyab:

This cracked me up big time bro....

SweetJoystick:

Lol I feel you, devil sef suppose punish am join

ayeniblessing:
Similar

ZEPHYREN:
the day the Bleep**ing helmet wearing cu*nt petr Cech flop his lines twice to cause us three 3,3 precious frikki**ng point against a sh**itty team like west ham
yeah that was today

themonk:

what can we do abt it na?
do u have a solution?

ultra100:
there was this guy I was dating then, and anytime we went out,I would feint like a lady that does not eat much.we had gone out on like 3 occasions to some fast food, that I would end up wasting the food.even,at times the guy would suggest I took it home but I would refuse. and apart from that, i used to condemn the guy for not using cutlery to eat his food cos then,I could form! So,one day, as usual the guy took me out and we decided to go to my house to eat our meal. it was In my compound.As soon as we started eating,just as usual I ate a little and he was like won't you eat your meal? and I said,as you know am not an heavy eater I can't even take another bite else I' poke.just as we were on dat, he received a phone call and he had to leave me alone with all the food. I even persuaded him to take it away he said no then I said i,d would have to throw the food away cos their would be nobody to eat the food .He agreed and left in an hurry that he would not be coming back that we would see the following day. Lo and behold, when I saw that the guy had left, I threw away the cutlery and I descended on the meal.I eat both mine and his with my bear hand cos that cutlery na long thing.As I was battling with the bone,I just saw an image at my back,it was this guy he forgot the keys to his house.I was so embarrassed that I couldn't say anything. SInce then, we' have been avoiding each other like a plague.

Margauxluv:



no idea

u cn share any f u hv got

Paschal001:
. E be like say this lady F is as jobless as I am

ChiSun27:



U must a WWE fan....#siggythings

ChiSun27:



U must a WWE fan....#siggythings

themonk:

ive got ideas, they are many available legitimate ways.
are u on whatsapp?

peeparty:


hahahahahhha chai tears full my eyes.

yinkarh187:
I'm a stammerer so embarrassing moments happens almost all the time till i learnt it's not a must to talk vrytime

Margauxluv:




Lol u cn share it here since its legit.

ultra100:
there was this guy I was dating then, and anytime we went out,I would feint like a lady that does not eat much.we had gone out on like 3 occasions to some fast food, that I would end up wasting the food.even,at times the guy would suggest I took it home but I would refuse. and apart from that, i used to condemn the guy for not using cutlery to eat his food cos then,I could form! So,one day, as usual the guy took me out and we decided to go to my house to eat our meal. it was In my compound.As soon as we started eating,just as usual I ate a little and he was like won't you eat your meal? and I said,as you know am not an heavy eater I can't even take another bite else I' poke.just as we were on dat, he received a phone call and he had to leave me alone with all the food. I even persuaded him to take it away he said no then I said i,d would have to throw the food away cos their would be nobody to eat the food .He agreed and left in an hurry that he would not be coming back that we would see the following day. Lo and behold, when I saw that the guy had left, I threw away the cutlery and I descended on the meal.I eat both mine and his with my bear hand cos that cutlery na long thing.As I was battling with the bone,I just saw an image at my back,it was this guy he forgot the keys to his house.I was so embarrassed that I couldn't say anything. SInce then, we' have been avoiding each other like a plague.

dumo1:
Interesring confessions here. Mine happened when I was in ss3 and I had a mad crush on landladys halfcaste granddaughter whom I used to borrow my chemistry text book then for her assignments. Na so devil push me to write love letter, slip it in my textbook & send to this fine babe. Well unfortunately for me d girl's mum saw d letter and passed it on to my mum. She read it in the presence of my siblings and my lesson teacher then. my lesson teacher beat me round 1, mumsi took over round 2 nothing wey she no use beat me, belt, eba turning stick(dat one break 4 my head sef). she started shouting what if d landlady evicts us from d house cos of ur stupidity. I thought my father would finally bury me 6feet but my old man just laughed when he heard the story as per bad guy in those days, he kinda understood. Worst case everyone in d whole area heard about my love letter so u can imagine how embarrassed i felt when m being sent on errand and all eyes in the area are on you & laughing @ u.

Elparaiso:
I like your papa bro

Elparaiso:
I like your papa bro

dumo1:


Thanks man. I like ur papa too *No homo*

MzzTega:
The day i fell down in class tryna escape from a mate and my dress went up to expose....

Margauxluv:




fnks hun

MrsPhyno:
Nna mehn I dey SS2 dat time when one guy wan kiss me na so I take cough reallyyyyyyy loudly in his face

STARSHYNE:
I've got different embarrassing moments but I'll just share d one that happened last week


I was coming back from work jejely,cat walking and all sorts, my slippers just decided to deal with me...The thing had to cut in front of a house where party was going on ..I was still dragging my legs with the slippers when a guy noticed it,he laughed and told me sorry...The other guys started laughing and that was how everybody in d party knew what was happening.. I was embarrassed ehn,I picked up my slippers...God punish catwalk...The guys there just started shouting Action!!!action!!! till I left the area...I didn't take that route for 2days

fatdon2:
When my mom caught me banging my girlfriend in the palour. Mehnn i felt like killing myself