20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. - Family (2)

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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by kenedy175(m): 10:28pm On Aug 16, 2015

BabyDaddy20:
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Brother! Which brand you smoke?

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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by kenedy175(m): 10:29pm On Aug 16, 2015

koligs:
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For Kilmanjaro

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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by cecegorgeous(f): 10:29pm On Aug 16, 2015

lik seriously....cm remember dose times luv u rare gem

Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Nobody: 10:30pm On Aug 16, 2015

pendusky:
REALLY? HOW COME MY MUM NEVER DOES ANY OF THIS? DOES IT MEANS MY MUM IS NOT A NIGERIAN?

GERARA-HERE ur mum is a typical NKWALE woman(omo naija )

Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by chineloSA(f): 10:30pm On Aug 16, 2015

Bantino:
2. When you say "mommy, I'm Sorry" and she replies "Sorry for yourself"

When I used to say I am sorry, she would reply " Which sorry? grin

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I would be left dumbstruck because I didnt understand how many sorries are there in the world. grin

Ooooooh mama grin

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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by damiloladuke: 10:30pm On Aug 16, 2015

yeah... that's a typical NAIJA mom... and we love them all

NIGERIA'S 1ST e-MAGAZINE - CHECK MY SIGNATURE

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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Nobody: 10:30pm On Aug 16, 2015

pendusky:
REALLY? HOW COME MY MUM NEVER DOES ANY OF THIS? DOES IT MEANS MY MUM IS NOT A NIGERIAN?

Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Tonylyte(m): 10:30pm On Aug 16, 2015

When she beats u and in turn ask you why you are crying.
When she hears the sound of a plate in the kitchen and shouts ''break them finish''
DON'T EVER LOVE A WOMAN AS LONG AS YOUR MAMA LOVES YOU #wale

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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Ojugunrege(f): 10:31pm On Aug 16, 2015

I love my mum now....not when i was younger...lol

too much cane...she was a teacher. And those pinching like bee sting when u r naughty in public or dozing off in church. People wil just hear ur cry...can't fathom whatever happened to u...and then u dare not cry too loudly nor for too long.

What were mum's made of in the 80s and 90s?

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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by youngaz(m): 10:32pm On Aug 16, 2015

omo men u are si damn right cheesy

infact my mum does 94 percent of dose fins grin

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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by chijudith(f): 10:33pm On Aug 16, 2015

my mum was always fond of number 8 i.e sleeping and watching tv at thesame time hmmm you dare not change the channel immediately u do she will wake up!!!!!!!! funny mothers

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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Dejmax(m): 10:33pm On Aug 16, 2015

I remember wen my mum saw me wit a laptop in d middle of d nyt,I was watchin film tho nd she said God my son don dey do yahoo yahoo...dat nyt enn I hear d sermon of my life#luv u mum

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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by BRIGHTRIVERS(m): 10:34pm On Aug 16, 2015

When u step into the Kitchen to pick up ur food and She replies.. "Na Only Food u Sabi" grin

.. Dis 1 dey pain me to d bones

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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by oparaben(m): 10:34pm On Aug 16, 2015

This is so on point.
Lol.

grin

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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by gentlered: 10:34pm On Aug 16, 2015

when She screems "shey you? You will die today, wait for your daddy to come.". What stops her from taking action?.. lol.

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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by coolshegs10(m): 10:34pm On Aug 16, 2015

Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by felipemadero(m): 10:34pm On Aug 16, 2015

16 thou

Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by coolshegs10(m): 10:35pm On Aug 16, 2015

very true. I love my mum die!

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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by tonididdy(m): 10:35pm On Aug 16, 2015

Mumcee reps number12

REALsuperwhuman

Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by soleexx(m): 10:35pm On Aug 16, 2015

OmG these my Mum

Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Nobody: 10:35pm On Aug 16, 2015*

God bless all responsible and virtuous moms..

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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by ladyF(f): 10:35pm On Aug 16, 2015

0luwatope:
lady f... Abegi

This is hilarious tho. grin

Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by yemmynoni: 10:36pm On Aug 16, 2015

5, 8, 10, 11 and 18 are so true and funny

Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by agabahewoma(m): 10:37pm On Aug 16, 2015

Africa woman indeed

Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by ademolasundayd(m): 10:37pm On Aug 16, 2015

when she tell u that ur father will hear abt this and she say u beta be prepared

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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by Harmvirus(f): 10:39pm On Aug 16, 2015

So true!

Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by xclusivelyurs(m): 10:39pm On Aug 16, 2015

Dis is 4ni...my mother? Guilty of 11 and 12 mostly...wen she beats u and beats u again to tell her tnk u...(Mummy tnk u 4beatin me)...

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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by hollowpot15684(m): 10:39pm On Aug 16, 2015

ahaha e be like say this guy don study my mumsy before..

nothing miss for that list, e complete.

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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by LEXYCOM: 10:40pm On Aug 16, 2015

When she already starts beating u ( warning)for an offence u have not commited

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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by shizzy7(f): 10:41pm On Aug 16, 2015*

NO..5 is over-true,,, everything I do or anything that happens to me is blamed on phone ,,,
2. When she locks the fridge and takes the key to work,,
3. Every boy she sees me with is a boyfriend and potential husband,,
4.when she sends me on an errand and says her spit must not dry before I get back..
5. when she beats the hell out of me and still says that she has not even started,,
6.when we are watching a movie and there is a romance scene, she sends me on unnecessary errands..

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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by BRIGHTRIVERS(m): 10:41pm On Aug 16, 2015

Tonylyte:
When she beats u and in turn ask you why you are crying.
When she hears the sound of a plate in the kitchen and shouts ''break them finish''
DON'T EVER LOVE A WOMAN AS LONG AS YOUR MAMA LOVES YOU #wale

Lmaoo..Break dem finnish! grin

...i brk plates tire and my mum shout brk dem finish tire! grin

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Re: 20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian. by WINDSOW(m): 10:41pm On Aug 16, 2015

BabyDaddy20:
When she gets angry she will start scolding me & my siblings.
In summary she will say "After, you guys will complain that i do talk much.

After eating a full bowl of rice, i will tell her i wanna eat more, I'm not yet filled, her answer will be " Come & eat me.

When i failed my waec exams.
We were watching a movie when she told me pass her one of the remote control & i asked which one, The TV or DVD remote control.
She said " pass any one make we know say you pass something.

Brother no kill mw wit lafta.I neva chop.U mum funny die.A typical Edo or Warri mum. grin

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