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It happened day before yesterday around 10pm.
My wife and 5months Son went to see her parent since 21st Aug, that the highest I've stayed without them.

On Friday 4th September, my inlaws came to do Omugo for my Son. I travel to my village that day after work.

After a success event, friends came and gone, I was left with my family members.

The urge to have sex was so high on us, my wife came into the room bang door but forgot to lock it. She was all over me. The summary was that we were at it, my mum was calling us, I didn't bother to grab the door because I thought it's Locked. As she was opening the door I was shouting for her to hold on cause my wife just muttered the door was open. Lol... But then she was already in my room with me on top of my wife, stack naked, light on. All she said as she turned back was "Umu anumanu" ie Animals.

For my I wasn't embarrassed but my wife was.

Married and Unmarried.
Have you had similar experience?
How did you handle it?

Cc: farano, Rocktation

..hahahahahaha...*fall, faint*....choi,laff wan kill me o.


op, i love that name your mum called you "Umu anumanu"


konji na confirmed bastard

konji dey reboot brain since 1759

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Mine was different. It was xmas time and we were all in the village, parents and all. My room in our family house is close to my parent's bedroom. One particular night my wife and I were really at it. She was riding me in all manner of ways and we were really making lots of animal noise. The orgasm was so hard that she just fell on top of me and we slept off in that position stark naked.
Only for me to wake in the morning and stepped out to greet my parents "good morning" as is the custom and my father said: "brother, next time you and your wife should go easy. Your noises did not let us sleep..."
I was highly embarrassed as me and my dad never talked sex matters at all; it was some taboo topic in our house.

Lmao ewwwww

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

Itz no big deal..... Lol I can imagine the look on the wifes face... Surely not funny! Like my friend said below, Ignore her and complete the missionary journey, u get the certificate

Makeuna Abeg talku nau

Op, ur mum is so funny
i bet ur wife must be so embarrased..

btw did she hv to call u animals because of that? Besides she did that during her time and she knws how u both missed each other. Just ignore her and complete the missionary journey, u get d certificate

MOORCHMOORE:
Makeuna Abeg talku nau

what do you want us say, its your fvck up na.
for me, NO

MISSNORA:
Itz no big deal

I like your braids...

Make sense

If I were to be your mum the thought in my mind would be#So na true say my pikin don spoil too? chai!

Chai! una for off light na

Dis s serious ;DDis s serious

u dont owe her any explanation cos is ur right
it will be a little awkward for u guys for sometime
just pretend it didnt happen


trust the women they will talk about it and make a joke out of it if they are close

Lol OP. No need to be embarrassed at all.

Did she give birth to you through inmaculate conception.

I have seen KY Jelly (for those who know what it is) more thn once in my parents room when i was young and growing up. I am sure they did not know i will know what it is. Not knowing i read a lot of novels and have read about it.

sauceny:
I like your braids...

hmmmm thanx

Show us pictures or i don't believe it

lol..Op ah cnt imagine hw ur wife wil keep her face at that particular time...ur mum is rily funny o! Confam igbo woman.

I like her reaction though, she must be funny

Freemanan:
*thinking*

THREE*SOME

c Wetin u dey talk

nnamdiokere45:
c Wetin u dey talk

Wetin

In other words, sex is to animals as fight and quarelling is to Would love to know her reply... kidding though...
But ur mum is indeed funny.

"Umu anumanu" means Children of Animals. "Anumanu" means Animals..

Lmao. If you're "umu anumanu", that means she (your mother) is an "anumanu" because you're her "umu"... Lmao. #no offence.
If you don't have sex with your wife and in your house for that matter, then who will you have sex with? Your mother?? I just can't stop laughing. Your mum's very funny. Lol. Umu anumanu. Chai! Ochi a togbuo la'm...

Nothing to worry about bro, Old age stuff

Tell her to knock next time and also it is rude to seek audience when couples are alone in a room unless if the issue at hand is an emergency

I feel ur embarrassment my brother

like seriously you have done nothing bad, u are married with a baby.please don't be embarrassed she even own u an apology

MUST EVERYTHING BE SHARED ON NAIRALAND?? Mtcheeeww