Tydies:
"Umu anumanu" means Children of Animals. "Anumanu" means Animals..

In this context......... It means both are animals..

Close n lock the damn door n complete the task........ Afterall u said my wife" not girl friend.

I can av sex wit my wife any where I want as far as I don't commit adultery....

Umu anumanu indeed as if she no do pass u self

Tydies:
"Umu anumanu" means Children of Animals. "Anumanu" means Animals..

I bet u aren't an educated Igbo speaker. Umu anumanu in this context means little animals, not children of animals. The mum is a 'confam' Igbo woman. Love her reaction.

thats why Buhari is fighting against corruption...

Midehi:
..hahahahahaha...*fall, faint*....choi,laff wan kill me o.


op, i love that name your mum called you "Umu anumanu"


konji na confirmed bastard

THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A SHE GOAT WEDS A HE GOAT

Nuella222:
btw did she hv to call u animals because of that? Besides she did that during her time and she knws how u both missed each other. Just ignore her and complete the missionary journey, u get d certificate

No naaaaah . I am 100% sure she didn't mean the animal thing in the real sense of it. She is just mocking them jokingly.

Mumusie no mind abeg. How did the baby she came to 'Omugwu' come about? To her thinking, the thing catch una sotey una no fit wait make night come before una begin dey hammer down .

princemillla:
Close n lock the damn door n complete the task........ Afterall u said my wife" not girl friend.

I can av sex wit my wife any where I want as far as I don't commit adultery....

Umu anumanu indeed as if she no do pass u self

It's only animals that does it in public. The mum was right to call em little kittens. Lolz!.

MOORCHMOORE:
its a celebration done for a baby by inlaws, friends and family. Efri body comes with different gift.

Hubby just came back from a travel of two weeks, while we were all gathered in d sitting room watching film, he came, threw his bags by d dinning table like someone who was been chased. He said " babe come to d room, I want to give u sth," I rushed in, and he locked d door, Na so d thing start. After everything, I was so shy to go out of d room, cos everyone knew what we went in to do. I tire for room Na I come out dey form James bond like I don't give a Bleep lol

Quincyolarks:
Had a similar experience, I was doing my neighbor's daughter in their house and unknown to me my mom had been calling me. She saw my shoes at the entrance of the neighbor's and pushed the door open, behold it was a missionary movie.

Just give her the certificate. Make her ur wife so that u can do it even in the village square and no one will question u.
But if u must do ur neigbour's daughter, take ur shoes inside next time

Jennifer89:
why will she call you & ur wife animals? nawa for ur mum

she was not being insultive. Op & His wife read Her comment the wrong way

afoo02:
You dey off light do am

I'm still a virgin so I don't know for now but I'll prefer to do it in dark place when I start .

Una too lyk dis kain gist. See comments abeg. Anyway I'm not married yet but I'm looking forward to wen we will b digging it out I don't care if my great ancestors walks in on us. Bsides it's been paid for

MISSNORA:
hmmmm thanx

ada afuru ngi nanya

[b][/b]it also happened to me ours our baby was just close to 2months she just barged in n pretended not seeing us

MOORCHMOORE:
It happened day before yesterday around 10pm.
My wife and 5months Son went to see her parent since 21st Aug, that the highest I've stayed without them.

On Friday 4th September, my inlaws came to do Omugo for my Son. I travel to my village that day after work.

After a success event, friends came and gone, I was left with my family members.

The urge to have sex was so high on us, my wife came into the room bang door but forgot to lock it. She was all over me. The summary was that we were at it, my mum was calling us, I didn't bother to grab the door because I thought it's Locked. As she was opening the door I was shouting for her to hold on cause my wife just muttered the door was open. Lol... But then she was already in my room with me on top of my wife, stack naked, light on. All she said as she turned back was "Umu anumanu" ie Animals.

For my I wasn't embarrassed but my wife was.

Married and Unmarried.
Have you had similar experience?
How did you handle it?

Cc: farano, Rocktation

beetle24:
[b][/b]it also happened to me ours our baby was just close to 2months she just barged in n pretended not seeing us

who barged in ? Ur mom or Baby

Ur mum na correct Woman, some women go close the door back pretend as if nothing hhappened, but she let una know say she see una o . Mama diaru o.

Deep down Mum is proud that the bride price was not wasted.

testimonyobaoyin: like seriously you have done nothing bad, u are married with a baby.please don't be embarrassed she even own u an apology

Op you see this?

Am fully in support plus she need to apologize to your wife for calling her animal too

She's a mum but u need to fvck a wife.

I believe she was upset cos you and your wife refused taking any measure to avoid the embarrassment(imagine...she was calling your name even as she walked towards the door. The woman herself must have been embarrassed.

The wife mouth will be open like 'aha' with wide eyes. Then next she close her eye. I like ur mother[she must be v.funny], she said it right, 'we are all animals'. U guy shud play on but next time lock d door.

But, why b say na babe plenty 4dis trend. Women and there naked body sah. Them no like others to view it at all. Its strictly for there bleeper. Lol.

Your Grammar na die bros...but back to the topic, i don laff die...OOPSS!! i wouldn't want to be in your wife's shoes
Jeez....I go just faint,wishing the earth would open and swallow me...till she leaves,i will avoid her like a plague

Darrrrnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!

MOORCHMOORE:

who barged in ? Ur mom or Baby

mine was last night... My hubby was doing me from back early morning spoon style when his younger brother barge in without knocking... Though my nightwear covers me oo. I was so embarrassed

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chudinho:


Umu anumanu in that context doesn't mean animal but unserious beings.

#smiles# yeah, I understand that quite alright. But then, I guess she musta said that more jockingly than outta annoyance or something...and moreso probably because she did not expect to find them in that position at that point in time... #giggles#

Your mum was right. We watch a lot of movies that will forget certain values. Your mum gained access to the room easily, a 6yr old, 10 yr old, 14yr old could have done so, if there were any in the house. That is the moral of her statement.

MISSNORA:
Itz no big deal..... Lol I can imagine the look on the wifes face... Surely not funny! Like my friend said below, Ignore her and complete the missionary journey, u get the certificate

should I shoot you a pm?

fpeter:
Your Grammar na die bros...but back to the topic, i don laff die...OOPSS!! i wouldn't want to be in your wife's shoes
Jeez....I go just faint,wishing the earth would open and swallow me...till she leaves,i will avoid her like a plague

Darrrrnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!

am ready to learn dear.

Children of anumanu haha and she is Dia mum

People should learn how to laugh and loosen up. This is just a funny scenario and no big deal
If you don't like the OP's post just move on and stop insulting him or his mother. Most elderly
folks don't bother to knock on their children's doors and no matter how old you are, your
parents don't believe you are grown up. This should just make people laugh and not throw
unnecessary shades at the OP's mum...she said "umu anumanu" affectionately and as a joke.
Don't take life too serious my dear people...ease up and have fun.

MOORCHMOORE:

am ready to learn dear.

AWWW.....You're a darling, no worries...English no be our language

Its your right my brother, after all you are married i guess your mum also understands that her reaction was just a way to cover up.