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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by chichriso: 4:44am On Sep 08, 2015
chudinho:

Umu anumanu in that context doesn't mean animal but unserious beings.
Where are u from?
''anumanu'' actually means 'animal'


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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by villeanns(m): 5:01am On Sep 08, 2015
You need not to be embarrassed afterall she is ur mother. Although that is ACT of carelessness on the part of YOU & YOUR WIFE.

However I think your MOM will understand because she never ever open that up to anybody except both of you are not in good terms.

As for ur wife try as much to calm her down and pretend ad if nothing happened. Although she will fill very bad, but let live her life afterall it's a free word for both.
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by onunwa21(m): 5:16am On Sep 08, 2015
U re luckily, cos d sex is with ur wife. May be by dis time u would ve bn a he goat.
Wot do u u want to handle? de 5 months baby, na vomit una vomit am?

Ur mum called u dat name cos it reminded her of who she was den....
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by fr3do(m): 5:21am On Sep 08, 2015
Freemanan:
cool
*thinking*


THREE*SOME

mumu!

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Biggers82(m): 5:55am On Sep 08, 2015
At 5months old baby u done they hammer your wife again you be Aunmanu
Maybe the baby was stolen from the hospital cos after birth of a baby u should stay away from your wife and look for a small girl to sleep with till the wound heal, to avoid the woman bleeding again so ask your wife how come of the baby cos that baby is not yours
Better go for DNA test
Onye Ara- ola otu......
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Ahmadgani(m): 5:55am On Sep 08, 2015
Nuella222:
grin grin btw did she hv to call u animals because of that? Besides she did that during her time and she knws how u both missed each other. Just ignore her and complete the missionary journey, u get d certificate grin
she called them animals because the did not lock the door

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Ahmadgani(m): 5:58am On Sep 08, 2015
Biggers82:
At 5months old baby u done they hammer your wife again you be Aunmanu
Maybe the baby was stolen from the hospital cos after birth of a baby u should stay away from your wife and look for a small girl to sleep with till the wound heal, to avoid the woman bleeding again so ask your wife how come of the baby cos that baby is not yours
Better go for DNA test
Onye Ara- ola otu......
the wound does not take alot of time to heal. Minimum of 40 days maximum of 70 days. But it takes sometimes for the honey pot to get tight

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 6:01am On Sep 08, 2015
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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by tattesco(m): 6:25am On Sep 08, 2015
I can't forget the day I burst in while my brother and his fiance was having sex stack naked. Its not funny.

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by izzy4shizzy(m): 6:37am On Sep 08, 2015
Freemanan:
cool *thinking*

THREE*SOME
sick asshoole

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by mcayomind: 6:38am On Sep 08, 2015
MOORCHMOORE:
Makeuna Abeg talku nau
what are this simple pidgin you cannot even spoke?
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 6:44am On Sep 08, 2015
Reality kills fantasy. Your mum would have done the same had she been in your wife's shoe. Ignore it. Pretend nothing happens.
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by MISSNORA(f): 6:47am On Sep 08, 2015
Sexologist:


bad geh
lol saint
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Courageous007(m): 6:54am On Sep 08, 2015
Tydies:
"Umu anumanu" means Children of Animals. "Anumanu" means Animals..
Child of an animal
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by MOORCHMOORE(m): 6:54am On Sep 08, 2015
Biggers82:
At 5months old baby u done they hammer your wife again you be Aunmanu
Maybe the baby was stolen from the hospital cos after birth of a baby u should stay away from your wife and look for a small girl to sleep with till the wound heal, to avoid the woman bleeding again so ask your wife how come of the baby cos that baby is not yours
Better go for DNA test
Onye Ara- ola otu......
I typed out of my experience friend.
Now are you talking out of experience?
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by toltee4real: 7:02am On Sep 08, 2015
Please lets all follow the ETHIC of every things or otherwise Follow the DUE PROCESS. 4get about whatever pple are saying, I am very sure that you are psychologically disturbed.
If you are a MUSLIM.........................Ask your Imam for ISLAMIC ETHICS ON SEXUALLITY.
If you are a CHRISTIAN.....................Ask your Pastor/Bishop for advise.

FOLLOW DUE PROCESS next time you want to do it.
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by kobonaire(m): 7:04am On Sep 08, 2015
Fake story but funny all the same ....
This is why you hang a sock on your door knob.... the meaning
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by darlenese(f): 7:12am On Sep 08, 2015
Teach your mum house to knock on a closed door before entering, it is called "Good Morals/habits.

This isn't funny , and I'm sure your wife isn't finding it funny too
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by darlenese(f): 7:15am On Sep 08, 2015
Biggers82:
At 5months old baby u done they hammer your wife again you be Aunmanu
Maybe the baby was stolen from the hospital cos after birth of a baby u should stay away from your wife and look for a small girl to sleep with till the wound heal, to avoid the woman bleeding again so ask your wife how come of the baby cos that baby is not yours
Better go for DNA test
Onye Ara- ola otu......

Pls stop posting what u have no idea about ,

This is totally rubbish

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Luckymay(f): 7:15am On Sep 08, 2015
Sanguine:
Lmao. If you're "umu anumanu", that means she (your mother) is an "anumanu" because you're her "umu"... Lmao. #no offence.
If you don't have sex with your wife and in your house for that matter, then who will you have sex with? Your mother?? I just can't stop laughing. Your mum's very funny. Lol. Umu anumanu. Chai! Ochi a togbuo la'm...
the woman's reason for calling them umu-anumanu is because, as a typical Igbo woman she dosnt expect them to be having sex wen their baby is still tender. My grand mum once told me that their method of family planning back then was abstinence, dats why they breastfeed for 2 years.

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 7:31am On Sep 08, 2015
RingimKabir:


You have a DEVIL's mind!
You have a Jesus mind.

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 7:38am On Sep 08, 2015
domopps:



You like her braids or.............. ! Whatever in ur mind just no that this Bae just used another email to register on Sept 1st just last week Tuesday after everlasting Ban from Osewa Seun!


So no spoil her career!



Op u 4got 2 tell us weda u actually finished the ministrations !




Cheeeeeers

What did she do¿
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by afoo02(m): 7:39am On Sep 08, 2015
honeygirl17:
Chai! una for off light na
You dey off light do am cheesy
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by hinduskoso: 7:41am On Sep 08, 2015
OP,,your mum's annoyance to have calld you "umu Anumanu" was just dat you people did not bother to lock the door,off the light,etc,afterall,its your right,,,conji was the cus,,the conji was too much,,,cheeii,,"baby give it to me!,,baby give it to me!!

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by thelish(f): 7:43am On Sep 08, 2015
caprini1:
This is no Joke o...OP you are lucky it was not a (horrible position)...A friends dad burst into his room and saw his head buried in between the legs of his girlfriend then,now his wife....the after shock gave the man BP,that he suffered till he died a few years back....we always tease our homie ,that he has a hand in his fathers death grin...please always secure the door before aksion!
BP from mere watching a little porn? That man funny ooo. Rip sir.
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by thelish(f): 7:45am On Sep 08, 2015
eyinjuege:
That is so funny, I laugh in Mandarin grin grin. Wow, I would have been as embarrassed as 'ell. How would the wife ever look at his mum again The thought alone makes me cringe... lipsrsealed embarassed embarassed
Its nothing dear. its her fundamental marital right. Behave like nothing happened
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Olufemiolaolu(m): 7:47am On Sep 08, 2015
MISSNORA:
Itz no big deal..... Lol I can imagine the look on the wifes face... Surely not funny! Like my friend said below, Ignore her and complete the missionary journey, u get the certificate
Exactly, she is probably envious of not aving such in her time. grin
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by thelish(f): 7:50am On Sep 08, 2015
Truckpusher:
Op ,Yours is a minor case. cool
I know say I must see u here. oya share ur numerous cases.
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by thelish(f): 7:54am On Sep 08, 2015
bettercreature:
Its big deal,they are just class-less that is the fact!
classless in what way?
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by tivta(m): 8:01am On Sep 08, 2015
If it was my mum she will embarrass me with enough teasing lol.
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by engrshakespeare: 8:02am On Sep 08, 2015
vani86:
Lol OP. No need to be embarrassed at all.

Did she give birth to you through inmaculate conception.

I have seen KY Jelly (for those who know what it is) more thn once in my parents room when i was young and growing up. I am sure they did not know i will know what it is. Not knowing i read a lot of novels and have read about it.

Are u sure u knew tru novels abi tru experience

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