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My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by MOORCHMOORE(m): 10:45am On Sep 06, 2015 |
It happened day before yesterday around 10pm. My wife and 5months Son went to see her parent since 21st Aug, that the highest I've stayed without them. On Friday 4th September, my inlaws came to do Omugo for my Son. I travel to my village that day after work. After a success event, friends came and gone, I was left with my family members. The urge to have sex was so high on us, my wife came into the room bang door but forgot to lock it. She was all over me. The summary was that we were at it, my mum was calling us, I didn't bother to grab the door because I thought it's Locked. As she was opening the door I was shouting for her to hold on cause my wife just muttered the door was open. Lol... But then she was already in my room with me on top of my wife, stack naked, light on. All she said as she turned back was "Umu anumanu" ie Animals. For my I wasn't embarrassed but my wife was. Married and Unmarried. Have you had similar experience? How did you handle it? Cc: farano, Rocktation 241 Likes 34 Shares |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 10:46am On Sep 06, 2015 |
..hahahahahaha...*fall, faint*....choi,laff wan kill me o. op, i love that name your mum called you "Umu anumanu" konji na confirmed bastard 468 Likes 26 Shares |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by 48noble(m): 10:47am On Sep 06, 2015 |
konji dey reboot brain since 1759 stagger: 101 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by ladyF(f): 10:49am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Lmao ewwwww It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again 13 Likes |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Blizzyblinkzy(f): 10:50am On Sep 06, 2015 |
1 Like 3 Shares |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by MISSNORA(f): 10:52am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Itz no big deal..... Lol I can imagine the look on the wifes face... Surely not funny! Like my friend said below, Ignore her and complete the missionary journey, u get the certificate 139 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by MOORCHMOORE(m): 10:52am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Makeuna Abeg talku nau 2 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by lekjons(m): 10:55am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Op, ur mum is so funny i bet ur wife must be so embarrased.. 112 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nuella222(f): 10:57am On Sep 06, 2015 |
btw did she hv to call u animals because of that? Besides she did that during her time and she knws how u both missed each other. Just ignore her and complete the missionary journey, u get d certificate 337 Likes 13 Shares |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 10:58am On Sep 06, 2015 |
MOORCHMOORE:what do you want us say, its your fvck up na. for me, NO 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 10:58am On Sep 06, 2015 |
MISSNORA: I like your braids... |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Mznaett: 11:00am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Make sense If I were to be your mum the thought in my mind would be#So na true say my pikin don spoil too? chai! 46 Likes |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by honeygirl17: 11:03am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Chai! una for off light na 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by hola106(m): 11:08am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Dis s serious ;DDis s serious |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by hola106(m): 11:09am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by vivypretty(f): 11:12am On Sep 06, 2015 |
u dont owe her any explanation cos is ur right it will be a little awkward for u guys for sometime just pretend it didnt happen trust the women they will talk about it and make a joke out of it if they are close 30 Likes |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by vani86: 11:12am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Lol OP. No need to be embarrassed at all. Did she give birth to you through inmaculate conception. I have seen KY Jelly (for those who know what it is) more thn once in my parents room when i was young and growing up. I am sure they did not know i will know what it is. Not knowing i read a lot of novels and have read about it. 67 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by MISSNORA(f): 11:17am On Sep 06, 2015 |
sauceny:hmmmm thanx |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Juxtified(m): 11:18am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Show us pictures or i don't believe it 42 Likes |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by victor2fresh(m): 11:18am On Sep 06, 2015 |
lol..Op ah cnt imagine hw ur wife wil keep her face at that particular time...ur mum is rily funny o! Confam igbo woman. 45 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by stinggy(m): 11:20am On Sep 06, 2015 |
I like her reaction though, she must be funny 58 Likes |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 11:20am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Freemanan:c Wetin u dey talk 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 11:21am On Sep 06, 2015 |
nnamdiokere45:Wetin |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 11:32am On Sep 06, 2015 |
In other words, sex is to animals as fight and quarelling is to Would love to know her reply... kidding though... But ur mum is indeed funny. |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 11:33am On Sep 06, 2015 |
"Umu anumanu" means Children of Animals. "Anumanu" means Animals.. 50 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Sanguine(f): 11:49am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Lmao. If you're "umu anumanu", that means she (your mother) is an "anumanu" because you're her "umu"... Lmao. #no offence. If you don't have sex with your wife and in your house for that matter, then who will you have sex with? Your mother?? I just can't stop laughing. Your mum's very funny. Lol. Umu anumanu. Chai! Ochi a togbuo la'm... 119 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by trigar12(m): 11:52am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Nothing to worry about bro, Old age stuff 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 11:53am On Sep 06, 2015 |
Tell her to knock next time and also it is rude to seek audience when couples are alone in a room unless if the issue at hand is an emergency 143 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Idydarling(f): 11:55am On Sep 06, 2015 |
I feel ur embarrassment my brother 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by testimonyobaoyin(f): 11:59am On Sep 06, 2015 |
like seriously you have done nothing bad, u are married with a baby.please don't be embarrassed she even own u an apology 26 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 12:04pm On Sep 06, 2015 |
MUST EVERYTHING BE SHARED ON NAIRALAND?? Mtcheeeww 81 Likes 8 Shares |
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