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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by fairygeh(f):
peterswagg:
mine is putting mirror on the floor in order to see her panties...that's was very long tho
Ah,imagine,you need serious beating shocked
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Willybos(m): 6:38am On Sep 27, 2015
My was! As a med. Lab. Tech. I ask her whether she is seeing vagina discharge. If she said yes, then I peep the vagina and see. If the vagina is clean, then I propose to her immediately.
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by fairygeh(f): 6:42am On Sep 27, 2015
Nienie:
My brother came back from school with one of his friends and the guy was just so cute with pink lips..sha sha I was now walking up and down the house,hoping he'd say something..and then he called me to get water for him..on my way back from the kitchen I tripped and fell face flat.. cry
Lmao see f'up grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by lekan29ice(m): 6:44am On Sep 27, 2015
ok
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by lekan29ice(m): 6:44am On Sep 27, 2015
ok huh
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 6:48am On Sep 27, 2015
back then... I dressed up like I was going for a red carpet show, though I was only going to 'her' house.
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got there, beaming with smiles, I pressed the door bell.
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'yes' who's that ? came a deep baritone voice. #shocked ! her father ! thought he travelled !
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I ran away.
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 6:49am On Sep 27, 2015
jonaifame22:
I begged her to lemme suck her pvssy
They don't suck pvssy' u lick.
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by fairygeh(f): 6:51am On Sep 27, 2015
Vock:
Was peeping through the window at my senior bro's girlfriend while she was shaving her puss*y, my parents had travelled and my bro had went out to get something
Thank goodness I wasn't caught
That's wrong, your elder bro's gf? Na your type dey f***k ur bro wife,i hope ur bro realized this soon.
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Ashez: 6:52am On Sep 27, 2015
menxer:
Years back before Naija dreamed of GSM, One girl wey I dey toast told me, "If u are serious come and visit me in my village". Na so I mumuishly find my way from PH go the last bus stop in Ubakala, with no address except her first name, Ugadinma (apologies if I get the spelling wrong).

from the bus stop I befriended the guys there with enough palm wine, and the search took off in ernest.

3 girls in the village match the description with the same name I gave and off we went to check them out one by one. But they all turn out not to be the girl.

At the last palm wine joint as I prepare to call off the search as it was about 6pm, a guy walked in that happened to be a cousin to the girl I was looking for; as a job man, the guy asked for his fair share of palm wine and pepper soup before taking me where I want.

The funny thing was, the girl's house was right opposite the joint and she was outside. grin
so wetin finally happen naahuh?
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 6:54am On Sep 27, 2015
durocity:
They don't suck pvssy' u lick.
. . . . some dudes suck punna with straws thesedays... as if it's lemonade.
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Ashez: 6:55am On Sep 27, 2015
Exceller:
I can't forget that in a hurry.I was in SS1 then, on my way back from school one afternoon. I saw this pretty damsel walking in front of me with her friend I suspected..I quickly adjusted my posture and the way i walking to impress her....In my mind I was fantasying and admiring her beauty and thinking of all the crazy things I'll do to her .She too was flirting with me through eye contacts as we walked along and I was smiling,then she and her friend crossed to the other side of the road. So i kept watching them while walking backward and THEN THE UNIMAGINABLE HAPPENED...I fell into a gutter filled with all the watery garbage you can think off....Jeez! I couldn't even summon courage to stand up from the stinking piss I was upon and before I knew it, she rushed over with her friend and they both held me up and immediately got water nearby to help me clean up a little..Damn!! I told her point blank that she was the reason I fell. She smile and apologized..She told me her name "Love"and they just moved to our estate 3 weeks ago and that she sees me when am going to school that her house was two flats from mine and that they were going JAMB lesson...we became friends and she was given all the green light but in me, my interest died in that gutter..Fast forward two years later. She was still trying to gain admission while I was writing my jamb, so I took it upon myself to help her and she passed with flying colours and she did everything for me to date her bou know now......the interest no dey again o......She told me she fell for me since the day I fell inside the gutter...Damn!!!.
and funny enough u lost it all dat same day she helped u from d gutter... life
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by southcent: 7:01am On Sep 27, 2015
donbabade:
I deliberately barged into the bathroom while my neighbor was having her bath. I closed the door and said sorry.
She came out and started raking for me.
Later she was like. Since u saw me naked. U too UnCloth. I did.u knw d rest...
yea I know the rest like sh now ask you to dress your self up as she remembered she had an errand to go to
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Sirex(m): 7:02am On Sep 27, 2015
PrimeMinisterr:
back then... I dressed up like I was going for a red carpet show, though I was only going to 'her' house.
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got there, beaming with smiles, I pressed the door bell.
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'yes' who's that ? came a deep baritone voice. #shocked ! her father ! thought he travelled !
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I ran away.
hahahahahaha, oboy. na so matured man go d run lyk pikin
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 7:05am On Sep 27, 2015
Sirex:
hahahahahaha, oboy. na so matured man go d run lyk pikin
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lol, oh boy if you see race ! the man was damn strict, never knew he was et home oh.
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by fairygeh(f): 7:06am On Sep 27, 2015
Funny stories cheesy I took my time to peruse all grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by 3coins(m): 7:17am On Sep 27, 2015
Aminat508:
undecided undecided undecided
whats up with the face. .dont you think it is funny? sad
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by menxer: 7:18am On Sep 27, 2015
Ashez:
so wetin finally happen naahuh?
Wetin u wan hear? That I ffuck the girl for her Papa house abi?
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by 3coins(m): 7:19am On Sep 27, 2015
kuzee:
mine was worst, i had to wear it join
it is finished grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Babaken: 7:22am On Sep 27, 2015
i cant stop laughing anytime i remember that day. That very day i offended her (my gf} so badly i beg her all through the night she refuse to forgive me i dont know what do for her to hear me out she is de one That cook the food we ate that night around 2am open the door i went outside came back with bitter leave i squeezed it put it in my mouth in her present after some minutes i start acting strange i refuse to talk am just stretching all my body i turn my eyes she start calling ken ken Baby Baby i kept quite she start begging that she has forgive me that i Should Stop if am joking i still Keep mute she start crying at that time of the night she wake everybody in de house when she finally know that i was pretending Hmmm she has already cry her eye out in present of my co-tenant. The rest na story too bad that she is No more R.I.P joy.
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by mustiiz(m): 7:25am On Sep 27, 2015
EnigmaticEnigma:
I sniffed her panties embarassed
When did u start been a dog or pig
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 7:26am On Sep 27, 2015
3coins:
it is finished grin
I'm telling you grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by mustiiz(m): 7:27am On Sep 27, 2015
sweetorgasms:
MIne was bringing out my prick so she can see it, then asking her if its very big? though i was there with 3 ladies alone. "mehnnn they later came seperately 4 their share
Kaiii you can lie ehnnnnn... Wait make I quickly sing for u.. Have never heard or seen a lie like dis before .. D way u dey lie for nairalanders..
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 7:28am On Sep 27, 2015
Babaken:
i cant stop laughing anytime i remember that day. That very day i offended her (my gf} so badly i beg her all through the night she refuse to forgive me i dont know what do for her to hear me out she is de one That cook the food we ate that night around 2am open the door i went outside came back with bitter leave i squeezed it put it in my mouth in her present after some minutes i start acting strange i refuse to talk am just stretching all my body i turn my eyes she start calling ken ken Baby Baby i kept quite she start begging that she has forgive me that i Should Stop if am joking i still Keep mute she start crying at that time of the night she wake everybody in de house when she finally know that i was pretending Hmmm she has already cry her eye out in present of my co-tenant. The rest na story too bad that she is No more R.I.P joy.
Awwww cry
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by mustiiz(m): 7:30am On Sep 27, 2015
WASMOG:
hmmm many girls follow me then they like me to the extent of coming to my house but I never touch any of them even when they are showing me green light I just they ignor them but now I just began to regret it I just wish I had such opportunity again
Ode u r just narrating your stupididty ow its dat the craizest thing uve eva don..
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by 3coins(m): 7:31am On Sep 27, 2015
Blossom023:
I'm telling you grin
grin grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by 3coins(m): 7:34am On Sep 27, 2015
mustiiz:
Ode u r just narrating your stupididty ow its dat the craizest thing uve eva don..
hahahahahaha. . .shoot me in the head lol. . . Do you guys have beef before? Lol
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by tonyx4x44(m): 7:35am On Sep 27, 2015
macklef:
Funniest thing i have done was to dress like a girl in their room.

I was teasing them of how shallow dey were with dier dressing n cat walking so
I decided to teach dem how to dress n catwalk in dier clothes, wigs n make up.
They laughed so much that day ehn, we have a video of it, i cant imagin how many times
Dey tried to use it to blackmail me against my babes, dey tell me theyld still keep the video
Years to come. Anyday i do mistake n blow that the video is gonna go viral.

But aswear it is embarassing wink
Nothing spoil Jare... Bone that blackmail
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Kingsley1000(m): 7:36am On Sep 27, 2015
PrimeMinisterr:
back then... I dressed up like I was going for a red carpet show, though I was only going to 'her' house.
.
.
.
.
got there, beaming with smiles, I pressed the door bell.
.
.
.
.
'yes' who's that ? came a deep baritone voice. #shocked ! her father ! thought he travelled !
.
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.
.
I ran away.
lol I can imagine
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by mustiiz(m): 7:38am On Sep 27, 2015
3coins:
hahahahahaha. . .shoot me in the head lol. . . Do you guys have beef before? Lol
Lol y I go shoot u.. U be my guy now.. Bt just dat no be wetin be d craizest tin be dat
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Dcaliphate(m): 7:40am On Sep 27, 2015
jonaifame22:
I love that stuff a lot, to some niggers it's weird but truth be told when I see a lady I like before I even think of kissing her or fvcking her, the first thought dat comes to my mind is "when will I get to give this gal a head"
its dangerous Bro, u got to beware of STIs
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