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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by 3coins(m): 7:40am On Sep 27, 2015 |
mustiiz:lol. . .maybe our guy here wants to be a priest |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by ESMANIA1476(m): 7:44am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Hahahahahaha. We were gisting inside the car with a lady I met just that day but her friend just used me to engage her so that her own boyfriend will not woo another babe. The b**bs attracted me. I just grabbed them in the cause of the gist and start romancing her. O boy, the rest na history. But that was a very long time ago. |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by mikkypel(m): 7:44am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Make I tawk my own oooo.... I was wooing a girl then n I never knew how to get her so me n my guy planned a drama.. It was raining n I plan to block her in skul at night cuz she was in d hostel, then my guy would walk by n point torch at us(dem no born u well make u point torch but because day na plan) Then d guy z "mikky is that u? What u doing here? In this rain? Is that the girl u v been talking about? So u fit dey under rain cuz of d6 girl.. Na wa 4 love ooo.. I can't do this for a girl oooo, and d funniest thing is this girl wouldn't know this is true love We dated sha but it's all gone now, it's now history.. I love d girl sha but too dull 4 my liking n it would affect me 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by mrlaw93(m): 7:44am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Lovelynature:Its reflex nh.. she couldn't too #shock |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Kingsley1000(m): 7:48am On Sep 27, 2015 |
has been long though....... my babe visited me, was putting on short skirt,almost unclad.........my parents has gone for work(am the only one in the house) so I invited her..... we were in the sitting room watching telly and romancing.... I heard a knock,it was my dad he forgot some documents una know what happened aftermath 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Kingsley1000(m): 7:48am On Sep 27, 2015 |
has been long though..... my babe visited me, was putting on short skirt,almost unclad.........my parents has gone for work(am the only one in the house) so I invited her..... we were in the sitting room watching telly and romancing.... I heard a knock,it was my dad he forgot some documents una know what happened aftermath 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by villavic(m): 7:49am On Sep 27, 2015 |
sweetorgasms: this just ur judgement |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by softvio(m): 7:50am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Babaken: lol...but..sad...RIP to her 4 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by mustiiz(m): 7:54am On Sep 27, 2015 |
fairygeh: Abeg no kill me with laff |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by udomma1005(m): 8:00am On Sep 27, 2015 |
sweetorgasms:Chei dis uncle,u can lie oooooo! |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Homguy(m): 8:02am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Anuoluwapo3054:if u do not ask, the answer will always be No. Its really better to die as a lion, than live like a goat bro. Take calculated risks, they often pay good dividends. |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 8:07am On Sep 27, 2015 |
The funny thing was, the girl's house was right opposite the joint and she was outside. [/quote] Lmfao!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Vock(m): 8:16am On Sep 27, 2015 |
fairygeh: Oshey, I didn't know it was wrong, Mrs pastor 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 8:28am On Sep 27, 2015 |
EnigmaticEnigma:Filthy pig *puke* |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 8:31am On Sep 27, 2015 |
jonaifame22:Chai I wish God can allow me to start killing awon Oloriburuku |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 8:35am On Sep 27, 2015 |
nothing. |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by slimfresh(m): 8:38am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Mine was actually funny it happened in my first year at the university, there was this girl I was asking out but still playing hard to get so on her birthday i bought her a birthday cake and somehow my friends convinced me to get it to her first thing in the morning, well, I guess I misinterpreted "first thing in the morning" as 6am so at 6am I was at her door knocking hopin to surprise her but she just kept that poker face collected the cake thanked me and shut her door....she didint even let me in I felt like teleporting immediately cos the shame was too much for me, i went back to my hostel looking like a lost puppy I had no choice but to narrate everything to my friends.....few years later wn I was in my finals I saw d babe and I was like WTF!! Did I really go through that stress for this chick? She wasn't looking pretty to me at all. When I remember the incident at times I just burst into laughter, till today my friends still tease me with the stuff 8 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Awanja(m): 8:38am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Was admiring this girl as a man full of a moral followd her to her compound not knowing they have this big aggressive haggard looking dog,omo see run , see chioma ajunwa. 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by CivilzedTyger(m): 8:41am On Sep 27, 2015 |
I Sat On D Same Spot She Was Seated, Hoping To Feel Her Azz 4rm D Seat 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by molar36: 8:42am On Sep 27, 2015 |
I ve been reading all ur comments,didn't wnt to say anythng bt let me try,mine has been multiple cases......first it happnd during my jss1,dia was dis gul I was dieing for,her name is peace,she sent me a letter even included some mony inside it,so after reading,I wanted replying d letter,whether I forgt d spelling of her,I can't just say.........I wrote dear pieces,she left me since dt day, Second happnd I wrote a letter to a gul,so I wnt to dia house,I didn't see her bt I saw d small sis,I gave her d letter to go give to her sis,d gul carry d letter go give her fada,d worst is dt d fada is a frnd of my dad,each tym d man cm our house,I dodge. Third,it was in primary sch,I was sittn btw two guls,each tym I ll purposely throw my pencil on d ground nd I ll pretent I m piking it while observing dia pants...or I ll use my laps nd b rubbing dia laps.one fall for it,I had to finger her in d class while d teacher was on d board. Fourthly. It happnd wen I wnt for I.t,nd I stay in d same house wit my dad,so he told me he was travelln,I told my myslf dis an opp,so I called my gul after my fada has left,so wqe strted romancing,I used condom bt d gul was proving stubborn,so I had to bleep her laps..on my releasing state,had a knock on d door,it was my dad,he called ugochukwu r u sleeping,I was now now talkn like an slowpoke,like someone waking up frm a deep sleep,so I opend d back door for d gul,she wnt out,bt her shoes was at d front door wic my dad has seen,wen my dad entered,he asked me hu has dos shoes,I said is our neigbour,dt she came nd forgt her shoes,I knw say d man code wetin happn for d room,cus d smell of sperm.nd sex in d room,he didn't say anythng bt he told my mum,wic she asked me,I denied.mehn I ve too many experiences,just manage dis ones for now,if I get many likes,I ll continue 35 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 8:51am On Sep 27, 2015 |
I fondled the br..st of a gal I was sitting with from Benin to Lagos and she feign she was sleeping, which I knew she was not. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by sydneyboss(m): 8:54am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Nienie: just like I just fell staring at ur picture, cute u. |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by ibullem(m): 9:02am On Sep 27, 2015 |
There was this babe I was wooing back then in school. My crib was close to their house fellowship center, so I had taken my bath wore some nice pant I just bought and was timing her so I could meet up with her when she's going home. My guys were busy giving me morale as I stepped out. I caught up with her on her way out and I opted to walk her home, we gisted, i made her laugh, got to her street when the unthinkable happened.. We hugged gavevne her 2go username, and And I was beaming with big smile took few steps backwards.. And I was back flat in the gutter.. My pants torn and I could here group of boys coming towards my direction laughing out loud at me.. I felt like disappearing.. Walai She helped me up sha.. Got me water to clean..But teased me endlessly about that incident.. My guys at home that were expecting good news from the war front.. saw me stepped in tattered pants and and gutter stench and looking like a duck that fell inside palm oil.. They laughed me to scorn.. Chai 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Lovelynature(m): 9:04am On Sep 27, 2015 |
PrimeMinisterr:Funny you bro. The father would be like 'what has come over this boy'. See as I dey laugh for here. Nawao. What a thread! |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by davroca16(m): 9:06am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Babaken: |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by danbrowndmf(m): 9:09am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Paulpaulpaul:seriously.? |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 9:13am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Mine happened wen i was in js2. I was dz introvert guy, dont talk to nobody xcept my sure g's. Then this girl just got transfered, very pretty. Aldou i dnt tok, shii i knw pretty wen i see one. We wia in a phe class sha and d phe teacher, shii too promiscous. New girl, no seat, she was told to seat bhind me the alien class monitor so said d phe teacher. Now erthang else aside, i think i like dz girl but d silent part of me wudnt make me say nothang. Days passd, dz girl wil smile and try strtng a convo bt im nt just olways in d mud. She ll drop ha pen nd stuffs intentionally dn ask me to pik it up fo ha. I lykd it bt olways pretended i ddnt, wierd tho. And dn was when dz multilinks fone was popula, i ad 1, she ad 1. Dn, she gave ha num 2 anoda girl 2 gimme, d no nonsense part of me squeezed it nd threw it in d waste bin! Clueless jerk, i knw! Funi enuf, i went bak to luk fo it when no1 was lukn! Dz was when i realised i kinda lykd ha bt weneva sm1 says abdul nd maryam like each oda, i get mad! Egoist, i ddnt even knw dah word existed dn. Lol, makes me laugh wheneva i rmemba. Called ha nd Said sori! Neva apologized to a girl b4 dat! We startd talkn on fone, then i just blurted out d 3 word and even i was shockd when i realised wha i did. Hunged d call up immediately then called bk 2 say d foolish thing, tld ha she ad bn tokn to me bro and apologized! Got all gloomy d nxt day at sch. She was crae hapi nd she came to me, tld me she loved me too, come nd see hw my face lightened up, u cud use it to fynd ur way in d dark! Ofcos u knw dats metaphoric. We got 2geda frm js2! Js3, she tld me we done, later realized she ad bn wit me frnd. D introvert me, acted lyk it was nthanh bt hell i lost i wen i got home. Lyf cntinued. End of js3 she came wit ha frnds to apologize nd i just dunno, i got attracted immediately. We got bak 2geda. One silly thng, tld ha i knew ha house when infact i only saw ha dad drive in2 a street d day earlier! She tld me 2 come by afta sch if im crious. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Babaken(m): 9:15am On Sep 27, 2015 |
PrimeMinisterr:just like my friend. |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by kapai(m): 9:16am On Sep 27, 2015 |
soleexx I press her boobs hhard and it burst [I smell another fat lie frm King of Zamumbia] 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by jornie(m): 9:20am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Lovelynature:she had no feelings for u...ok? |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by jornie(m): 9:21am On Sep 27, 2015 |
jejemanito:sharap |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by acada111(f): 9:21am On Sep 27, 2015 |
peterswagg: May God forgive u o |
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