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I stalked a girl home late one night and her mum came out to ask me who I was looking for? I was so dumbfounded d@ I told her that I wanted to see d girl concerning a biz idea for her boss! And funny enough d girl denied me blatantly and just walked inside her house,leaving me to face her mum. I ended up bleeping her mercilessly months later...

Rixy007:
This one is like the craziest of dem... It takes confidence to do this.. My friends nd I were going for class unfortunately we didn't take money for transport. About four of us we boarded d bus anyways.. When d driver asked us for money a guy amidst us told him to collect it from a lady sitting in front dat known of us knew.. She looked back to see us nd we were already thanking her for what she hasn't done... She paid at last, ah no fit laff dat day

chai nawa for una oh! Una too much eh! Funny indeed, see as I'm laughing here

sydneyboss:
Mine was, I saw a girl I dunno on d road, mehn, she was so slim and I walked up to her and told her she's so tiny that she could pass through the hole of a needle, o boy, the next thing na slap land for ma face.... I just turn back they smile....

guy your own case eh! So funny, see as laugh no gree me stop

Luckylife:
Hahaha guys have been acting crazy funny since time of Adams. Mine was when I foolishly followed a bea to her house, not know that she live with her harsh uncle. So after seeing her enter the house I summon courage and level to knock in the door, hoping that she will be the one to open the door . Surprisingly!!! The uncle open d door and angrily ask what I want. With fear I told him , am looking for where they sale corn while stammering. The wicked uncle called the babe to bring very dry corn, which she brought and give me ,that it cost #100. I foolishly paid for it wit the only money on me than, collect it and left . I made sure the corn bears all the anger in me that day. This happen long time ago.

hahaha, nawao! Funny things happen a lot bro. Very funny as in eh

igala1: I was in a molue heading to bariga from oshodi. I was on standing motion because seats were all occupied. This lady with big azz and curvy b**bs would slide backwards near my d**k at every single gallop. Even when the bus halted she kept pressing her yarsh hard on my rod. When I highlighted from the bus, I gave her a look and she smiled back.

So she did that intentionally


Wow, I'd love to experience that kinda play from a lady sha

Adanna28: I dont know what it is mehn but I get real clumsy around a guy, I find very attractive

Chai! Tomato face n play with my hair as we walk, too busy giving sexy eyes, I end up banging into something, or falling like Alicia keys to the floor!

Nawa oo

Tomato face. Lolz

ChappyChase:
Hope you married her? Cause na only wife material I fit do this kind ultimate search for!

Hahahahaha

May be if it were now I would have thought of her in that aspect...

Then testosterone and adrenaline were fighting for supremacy

I miss having embarrassing moment and the kinda moment you guys are sharing, it was fun I must say.


Guess I was too busy forming Mr. Perfect


for nothing


Nice Thread

mine was on a que I stand glu to her butt it was very sexy n attractive, d moment she turned she started nagging, her nag drew many pple's attention, she was like y am I too close to her? in anger I shouted dat pple behind me r pushing me, wen evry1 turn to c dos behind me behold no body was dia I feel like.. ..

I really appreciate what you guys have shared so far. I know many people viewing this can't just help but laugh to themselves as they read the funny experiences shared here. So guys let's keep the fun going and the laughter steady in many faces as you share yours with us. Thanks!

ussy09:
mine was on a que I stand glu to her butt it was very sexy n attractive, d moment she turned she started nagging, her nag drew many pple's attention, she was like y am I too close to her? in anger I shouted dat pple behind me r pushing me, wen evry1 turn to c dos behind me behold no body was dia I feel like.. ..

hahaha, bros you eh. Attraction was pushing you. Funny indeed!

Electronzeez:
I am not a good writter but if you continue writting like this, I bet you won't be able to spell your name.

.. Oh hell i will be. Was in a hurry. Talk for yourself bro

There was this pretty, fresh, tomato coloured young girl in one of the flats my parents once lived. I like peeping at her fresh oranges that would pop out of her undies whenever she drew water from the well. I was peeping as usual through the living room window and at the same time masturbating, unknown to me, my daddy came out of the bedroom, caught me in the act and flogged the hell out of me. I repented ever since then.

midassultan:
Mine happened wen i was in js2. I was dz introvert guy, dont talk to nobody xcept my sure g's. Then this girl just got transfered, very pretty. Aldou i dnt tok, shii i knw pretty wen i see one. We wia in a phe class sha and d phe teacher, shii too promiscous. New girl, no seat, she was told to seat bhind me the alien class monitor so said d phe teacher. Now erthang else aside, i think i like dz girl but d silent part of me wudnt make me say nothang. Days passd, dz girl wil smile and try strtng a convo bt im nt just olways in d mud. She ll drop ha pen nd stuffs intentionally dn ask me to pik it up fo ha. I lykd it bt olways pretended i ddnt, wierd tho. And dn was when dz multilinks fone was popula, i ad 1, she ad 1. Dn, she gave ha num 2 anoda girl 2 gimme, d no nonsense part of me squeezed it nd threw it in d waste bin! Clueless jerk, i knw! Funi enuf, i went bak to luk fo it when no1 was lukn! Dz was when i realised i kinda lykd ha bt weneva sm1 says abdul nd maryam like each oda, i get mad! Egoist, i ddnt even knw dah word existed dn. Lol, makes me laugh wheneva i rmemba. Called ha nd Said sori! Neva apologized to a girl b4 dat! We startd talkn on fone, then i just blurted out d 3 word and even i was shockd when i realised wha i did. Hunged d call up immediately then called bk 2 say d foolish thing, tld ha she ad bn tokn to me bro and apologized! Got all gloomy d nxt day at sch. She was crae hapi nd she came to me, tld me she loved me too, come nd see hw my face lightened up, u cud use it to fynd ur way in d dark! Ofcos u knw dats metaphoric. We got 2geda frm js2! Js3, she tld me we done, later realized she ad bn wit me frnd. D introvert me, acted lyk it was nthanh bt hell i lost i wen i got home. Lyf cntinued. End of js3 she came wit ha frnds to apologize nd i just dunno, i got attracted immediately. We got bak 2geda. One silly thng, tld ha i knew ha house when infact i only saw ha dad drive in2 a street d day earlier! She tld me 2 come by afta sch if im crious.

midassultan:
Mine happened wen i was in js2. I was dz introvert guy, dont talk to nobody xcept my sure g's. Then this girl just got transfered, very pretty. Aldou i dnt tok, shii i knw pretty wen i see one. We wia in a phe class sha and d phe teacher, shii too promiscous. New girl, no seat, she was told to seat bhind me the alien class monitor so said d phe teacher. Now erthang else aside, i think i like dz girl but d silent part of me wudnt make me say nothang. Days passd, dz girl wil smile and try strtng a convo bt im nt just olways in d mud. She ll drop ha pen nd stuffs intentionally dn ask me to pik it up fo ha. I lykd it bt olways pretended i ddnt, wierd tho. And dn was when dz multilinks fone was popula, i ad 1, she ad 1. Dn, she gave ha num 2 anoda girl 2 gimme, d no nonsense part of me squeezed it nd threw it in d waste bin! Clueless jerk, i knw! Funi enuf, i went bak to luk fo it when no1 was lukn! Dz was when i realised i kinda lykd ha bt weneva sm1 says abdul nd maryam like each oda, i get mad! Egoist, i ddnt even knw dah word existed dn. Lol, makes me laugh wheneva i rmemba. Called ha nd Said sori! Neva apologized to a girl b4 dat! We startd talkn on fone, then i just blurted out d 3 word and even i was shockd when i realised wha i did. Hunged d call up immediately then called bk 2 say d foolish thing, tld ha she ad bn tokn to me bro and apologized! Got all gloomy d nxt day at sch. She was crae hapi nd she came to me, tld me she loved me too, come nd see hw my face lightened up, u cud use it to fynd ur way in d dark! Ofcos u knw dats metaphoric. We got 2geda frm js2! Js3, she tld me we done, later realized she ad bn wit me frnd. D introvert me, acted lyk it was nthanh bt hell i lost i wen i got home. Lyf cntinued. End of js3 she came wit ha frnds to apologize nd i just dunno, i got attracted immediately. We got bak 2geda. One silly thng, tld ha i knew ha house when infact i only saw ha dad drive in2 a street d day earlier! She tld me 2 come by afta sch if im crious.

Type in English Plz!

Lovelynature:
your case get as e be oo. Wetin konji don do guys eh mouth no fit talk am finish

#Konjinabastard

Lovelynature:
your case get as e be oo. Wetin konji don do guys eh mouth no fit talk am finish

#Konjinabastard

Lovelynature:
your case get as e be oo. Wetin konji don do guys eh mouth no fit talk am finish

#Konjinabastard

saaedlee:
On my way to write my promotion exams I paid for the whole back seats of the Benue Links Taxi just to impress this beautiful lady, by the time I got to the exams hall, I found out that she is one of the invigilators.

Lwkmd

YoungDaNaval:
Type in English Plz!

.. I could say same to you!

midassultan:
.. I could say same to you!

Atleast mine was easy to read unlyk yours. Typing with pidgin would've been better for you. No offence though!

Old days - fingerings her in the camp..

YoungDaNaval:
Atleast mine was easy to read unlyk yours. Typing with pidgin would've been better for you. No offence though!

was in a hurry, thread was good. Decided to occupy the space before others came around. Shikena

Lovelynature:
(smiles) what a life indeed bro! So funny and touching story as well

na so bro hard work pays, now if she sees jst a flashing from me she will feel elavated. Bro level don change now 10/10

Babaken:
i cant stop laughing anytime i remember that day. That very day i offended her (my gf} so badly i beg her all through the night she refuse to forgive me i dont know what do for her to hear me out she is de one That cook the food we ate that night around 2am open the door i went outside came back with bitter leave i squeezed it put it in my mouth in her present after some minutes i start acting strange i refuse to talk am just stretching all my body i turn my eyes she start calling ken ken Baby Baby i kept quite she start begging that she has forgive me that i Should Stop if am joking i still Keep mute she start crying at that time of the night she wake everybody in de house when she finally know that i was pretending Hmmm she has already cry her eye out in present of my co-tenant. The rest na story too bad that she is No more R.I.P joy.

aawwwh,soo touching,she really cared about u,may her soul rest in peace.

menxer:
Wetin u wan hear? That I ffuck the girl for her Papa house abi?

e no for bad if u decide to preach to her Bro

This one happened back then in ma sec school days. A frnd 4rm another school invited me 4 their interhouse sport and I met this gurl. Omo, she just dey form oyinbo 4 me oh! She say na her driver she dey wait if not ah no go see her to dey tell her this rubbish. Ah just vex free her. E no reach one week ma granny sent me to go get her vegetable 4rm the market. When ah reach market to buy the leave, To ma greatest surprise na the same mumu gurl dey sell am. She just carry face down ask me how much own ah want. Ah tell her make she gimme #50 own. Gave her #100 and asked her to keep the change!

omg....I cnt stp laughing

mcmeffy:
I stalked a girl home late one night and her mum came out to ask me who I was looking for? I was so dumbfounded d@ I told her that I wanted to see d girl concerning a biz idea for her boss! And funny enough d girl denied me blatantly and just walked inside her house,leaving me to face her mum. I ended up bleeping her mercilessly months later...

...ma guy OPERATION NO MERCY!!

No long story

I fall down a lot. Just keep tripping and falling. Like my legs can't carry me. It's pitiful.

all of unna funny oooooo. lwkmd.

all of unna funny oooooo. lwkmd. gals refused to talk why?

abi o,

Lovelynature:
omo see gobe! Na wetin blind date dey cause be that. Funny

Lovelynature:
so funny! My friends and I were very fond of this back in the days. Whenever girls were around, you act to show yourself! The innocent olden days. Life eh

those funny acts while growing up , jump kaynkayn, fight karate, show footballs skills bros no be small thing o