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Mtn Taught me a Lesson i would never forget in my life and i learnt a great deal from this bitter experience.

On this particular day. I was jejely surfing nairaland and other sites with my MTN 10mb bonus data which I have been managing since four days to view all these tonto dikeh eats fried yam, Bukola saraki in the dock topics when I received a Notification on my phone.

I rushed to quickly check as i had earlier requested an uncle to send me Five thousand naira to my account for myself and my brother to buy some things in school. After almost three months of begging, lobbying and postponement, he finally decided to send the money. This our uncle was quite rich but was very stingy with his money that he hardly eat three square meals a day even though he was rich, everyone knew he loved money than his life .

I got to check the message hurriedly, only to discover it was from MTN. The message read " your account is too low n you are having #87 Naira remaining if you need more airtime, Kindly text yes, if no kindly ignore."

I Knew Mtn for their stinginess and closed the message immediately. However as They sent another message that you have one mb left of bonus data, I decided to quit browsing that day till i got the money from my uncle and recharged my phone.

Lol

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emptyhen milking Nigerians since 1830

so what na happened m enjoyn ur story

Lolz

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Lol

I will be back to read tomorrow

Funny dude

between u and ur pastor, who funny pass sef?

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ClassCaptain:
Episode 6

Ichinbong na one girl wey everyman go wan jigogo.Haa yansh na Overload .Na only her face spoil her but na to use pillow cover am sure pass.
Sense day comedian jokes so time.I talk say make i try one
Joke way basketmouth steal from Funnybone and Funnybone steal from seyi law wey seyilaw go thief from internet wey say if u want sharp response from girl,send am credit.

Na so i message d babe 500 card.Before God and man ,he no reach 2 seconds.this girl call me.

" Hello "

Hi
pls Who is this ?? U sent me airtime just now and i don't seem to have your number .Chai.Money good oo.If u see as the girl change voice to sweet one for me .Yoruba go say ' Osin ohun" .me way be say na normal voice she dey use for me,she change voice to baby for person wey send card.

Ride On

Is this a story or wah

is this story or what?

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if u no read this story to the end,you don miss ..

episode 8

She didnt respond
" Hello are you there " i said
" Bae am speechless ".Haa i dn turn bae sharply !!!
" haha are u coming or not" i said still anxious for her answer.

" of course". sharply ,i give am address and time and she collect.Choi. just like that!!! Amo sun no aka me gbe le gigi.I was already dissecting how i will dissect ichinbong yansh dat day.I go so suck her Orogete today .Infact ,all d vex wey i take use chase am na hin i go use f am today.


The last person i call before wahala bust na my best friend,Oponu. Na Nairabet the guy dey play wen i call am .The mumu dey ask me y i no show for playground ..Idiot..Me wey i don hit jackpot for here.

I sharply tell d guy the process but my guy wan dey doubt ..Haha,guy ur head wan get badluck,na so i yarn am ..He do am once. confirm am .Con see d way the oponu dey hail me say na d first sensible i go do for am be this.

The mumu wan tell hin papa na me tell am make hin stop, make he no spread am before Mtn go block am. hehe ,Mtn own has finish today ..I bin wan call my girlfriend as i dey laugh ,dey shine my 26 becos he never reach 32, I don load reach 10 thousand now.
Mtn own son kpeme Na so message enter oo

Guy you're hilarious mehn! Following

My brothers and sisters,Make una try miss d next story Oo

" Why I no go Do Money Ritual again "..The 60 episodes power packed story go make u laugh till u jump comot public bus"

"Why I no Go do money ritual again" Pls don't miss it for anything !!!

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Shebarh:
Is this a story or wah

No Oo .No o my sister. No be story ,Na Lullaby

Hahaha

Episode 10

Mtn Service must be really disrupted today . Witches don fly jam their signal .Abi naa hackers ?? See as they send another person withdrawal to my own phone. When i withdraw anything ?? this people are not serious oo. They better solve the server probelm quick.Idiots

Five minutes later, A message entered from First Bank. My heart was beating fast. Joo.No need to fear ,it must be the alert from my uncle. Na Alert jor

I received a Life changing and shocking revelation when the message read '" Dear Boo,the sum of #11.000 naira has been debited from your Account.Avail Bal - #1000: 00. interest : #45: 00.

The First thought that flashed through my mind was Suicide .How do i go about this ?? I angrily slammed my Tecno N3 phone on the table . I hardly settled down when My uncle called my smaller nokia torchlight phone. " Tolololo Tolololo"

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