ClassCaptain:
Episode 19

After i google " Where man good in bed act porn in Nigeria" ..i no see better results.I con Google " Porn star,i wan join dem .Nigeria branch" na same stupid results.I tried contact Afrocandy for twitter,she no answer me,may be she think say i small.

Na only maheeda answer me but as i enter the kpetus wen we bin day do test for d job.Whether na well oo,Or na gutter,I no sabi wetin to describe am.As i talk say i bad reach,My thing no pass half of d kpetus oo. only God sabi how many " Gbabojigi! Go don enter there.

She talk say i pass but i no fit die for my mama,i just Fail myself.She no allow me rest with calls na so i change my number.i no fit allow make my gbabojigi break or lost inside kpetus,i still get dream make i born seven pikin..No spoil my dream.

hahahahahah..choi i don use ur story console myself as barcelona don tear my ticket.

Na cossy con break camel back abi na toe..... hmn i shall sabi say something break camel for somewhere

udysweet:
Thot firstbank credit tin is *894# ? Mak una tellme weda I wrong o. But I've seen sm1 wit smtn similar to dis thread,before?
Anyway nice try sir,pele o.and by d way u use styled paint calabar babe in a bad light o. Next time don't be greedy,lol

Shebarh:
Is this a story or wah

Diddyydiva:
is this story or what?

mustiiz:


Nooo.... Report writing.. Mtcheew what dos it look like

uselessgoat:


I want u in my life

Diddyydiva:
i refuse to believe you are dumb

so I will suggest you read through the thread again before you spew dust

happykidArotiba:
no i'm not didd ydiva but u r useless goat

mustiiz:


I don't blame u.. U named ur sef diva bt realised u r smetin else.. Common english u can't understand .. And its ut type ur parent will struggle hard to pay ur fees dts even if u knw wat education means .. U go to ur bf house.. Useless fool I hadly insult bt uve just looked for trouble.. slowpoke of a toothless she goat.. Its u dat shud read tru it.. Dts even if u can read cos d last time I saw ur cert it was a secondary school cert.. Fool u r here talking.. Well I dnt blame uu.. I blame ur stupidity and lack of applied english.. If u have notin important to say take pretin and doze off.. Ur comment aint needed.. And if likely u wanna reply u can spare me the details... Peace

softwhispers:

Uduak?

mustiiz:


I don't blame u.. U named ur sef diva bt realised u r smetin else.. Common english u can't understand .. And its ut type ur parent will struggle hard to pay ur fees dts even if u knw wat education means .. U go to ur bf house.. Useless fool I hadly insult bt uve just looked for trouble.. slowpoke of a toothless she goat.. Its u dat shud read tru it.. Dts even if u can read cos d last time I saw ur cert it was a secondary school cert.. Fool u r here talking.. Well I dnt blame uu.. I blame ur stupidity and lack of applied english.. If u have notin important to say take pretin and doze off.. Ur comment aint needed.. And if likely u wanna reply u can spare me the details... Peace

Diddyydiva:
what for?
deliverance?
sorry am not a pastor

ikenigel:
Guy, your story is funny but having read it to the end, I'm quite disappointed. This post should have ended after you discovered your mistake and called customer care.
Jokes should end at the funniest part. When you spoke to customer care threatening to commit suicide was the funniest part. And that's the END for me.

rman:


Abi o. He should have ended the story at the point he smashed the phone on the ground. Everything after that is rubbish.

Oliviaarims:
I agree...it became anti-climax after d calls with the customer care personnel...Episode 22 was hilarious,though...By nd large,it was still a nice piece...Keep it up,ClassCaptain...Yhu might wantu go easy on the vulgarity too...Twas a bit excessive.












#Philosopher Quëën#

Glare247:



bro, no vex what u just did was to recharge trhough ur zenith bank account,dats da short code for zenith bank recharge at this moment,sory bros

mimicious:




In the initial stage the story was interesting and all of a sudden he blew it

ClassCaptain:
Episode 21

As i no fit be IndecentStar again,Na so i turn hope to Nairaland.If nairaland na 2go.i go turn enter Ultimate Even pass am.All those 3 years,na Nairaland i get job.Day hustle FTC,dem yab people and i turn celeb for Romance section. Everyday,na nairaland i go take use open day con sleep for night.Nairaland morning, Afternoon and Evening.

At least i still see Like Four babes control come my side, chop clean mouth.Specially one of dem mods for Romance section.Na female mod oo cos i no be gay .she first day form bad girl dey ban anybody anyhow.

Na so guys for romance section spearheaded by naijaboiy,origin101,Captain cork or na mrcork and one guy like dat wey day do top 10 dis and dat, gather send me on convert operation make i go save the situation because na me handsome pass for the forum that time

I no day make mouth.No be now wey some bricklayers go dey post check me out,am i the hottest guy on here, Ladies,am i not a hot lollipop..No be only lollipop,na Banana chew gum.Idiots.

simdam500:
ClassCaptain your story is you just gotta learn to carry everyone along and at times the title matters but

















Anything else; you tried... #followingLikeTwitter

Superstar007:
Guy you don eff up. You for just end the story for that customer care part. That was the high point of your story, the other parts were unnecessary, unrelated to the story and not funny too. When writing next time make sure you stick to the main gist and also tone down your usage of vulgar words.

Diddyydiva:
is this story or what?

uselessgoat:



i want to marry u