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misspicy:
yes she is cute and intelligent......
No i don't advice you to cheat on your girlfriend




but guy that ur girl really mellow you o,you have been scarce here since....... wch section is she?

wristbangle:
Make I quickly book space before e reach FP

Misspicy, na u be onila?

misspicy:
yes she is cute and intelligent......
No i don't advice you to cheat on your girlfriend




but guy that ur girl really mellow you o,you have been scarce here since....... wch section is she?

Cute?(YES). Intelligent?( ). What made you think she's intelligent? The way she throw her comment online? Online personality doesn't really measure the intelligence.. Different people with different motive why they are on NL. Doesn't mean ones that over-commented/over-qouted a mention is or isn't witty.Cere-intellectuality offline should be a no1 pinpoint to measure one's intelligence.



*I wasn't scarce, I was almost online throughtout yesterday reading yours and other posts on your boyfriend' slum book.. Abi you get any babe for me?

misspicy:
Its the season of meeting people over the internet whether good or bad,a lot of relationships that started online has resulted into fruitful marriage
It should not come as a shock that
Nairaland is the target for husband
searching for this thread instead of
facebook,twitter and the likes,because it
is a common knowledge that nairaland is embedded with men of wealth,character,affluence and lucrative careers,this method can be adopted if as a lady if you are not meeting your desired type of men offline.

Moment of truth,ladies gather in here and
see ways your online personality can hook
you your husband

NB : This thread is strictly for ladies of
marriageable age with requirements for
marriage eg a stable source of
income,maturity and nice character,but if
you know you don't have all this
attributes please keep having fun until
you are ready then you can deactivate
your current account and Open a New
one then follow this steps.......

Now down to business

1)Your Moniker : your moniker says alot about your personality ladies,how you
want to be addressed among other,therefore it will be wise to choosemonikers Rokiatu,Jolllyjoy blessedfavoured etc..monikers like misspicy,Eroticangelina or sleekyshuga etc discourage men who are really ready to settle down

2)Sections You Visit : nairaland has
different sections and it is only proper for
you to be identified with them,so the
sections you frequent most tells alot
about you,if you want to be recognises as
a good wife material avoid sections like
Romance,Sexuality,politics,visit sections
like Family,Food,Religion,Diary(you can
even open a diary and talk about how
gentle and homely you are

3)Your Dispostion : am refering to the way you interact and mingle with people eg
when you posted is quoted what you
reply with,how reasonable,intelligent and
knowledgeable you sound on
issues....men love reasonable,calm and
collected ladies

4)Flirting : This is one vice you should not indulge in,never you show open.likeness
to the opposite sex or exchange flirty
words,men prefer a conserved lady for a
wife

5)Intelligence : It is advantageous if you
are a very intelligent lady,show how
intelligent and educated you are by
creating educating threads on
health,family,food,economy among
others.....show them say your papa no
waste money send you go school
6)Display picture : your display picture is
the first point of contact that say the
overall things about you,avoid posting
revealing sexualizing pictures on your
profile,dress homely,you don't want to be
linked as a lovepeddler

7)Do not be over jovial/serious :Avoid been over jovial or friendly like jolllyjoy and do not be caught taking issues seriously like misspicy

Never be caught in E-fights or banter : avoid fighting or exchanging banters with people not even when they insult your parents....always keep cool and collected...men love calm and gentle ladies

9)Avoid Feminist threads and support every female bashing threads : Never br caught advocating for feminism or anything like it inshort denounce every atom of feminist blood in you,always portray yourself as a submissive lady and support ecery thread by tosyne2much or wristbangle inshort try to be on the front page like aminat508

10) Avoid over familiarity : when the Pms start rolling avoid fettunh too familiar with the men on nairaland eg discussing private gists on threads like cutehector and estharfabian this puts away othe prospective candidates, who might think that you are taken and trust me you do not want to put all your eggs in one basket in issues like this

11)Time spent online : Avoid been seen online at akk times like misspicy it portrays you as been jobless or unserious inshort make a pattern for time spent online eg nights only or evenings only

12) add yours......



PS: note the use of men in this writeup,we are not targeting guys or boys




cc lalasticlala

400billionman:
Most popular ladies on Nairaland are spoilt girls..

Sorry its true.

Some comment intelligently but live differently..

profojah:
Cute?(YES). Intelligent?( ). What made you think she's intelligent? The way she throw her comment online? Online personality doesn't really measure the intelligence.. Different people with different motive why they are on NL. Doesn't mean ones that over-commented/over-qouted a mention is or isn't witty.Cere-intellectuality offline should be a no1 pinpoint to measure one's intelligence.



*I wasn't scarce, I was almost online throughtout yesterday reading yours and other posts on your boyfriend' slum book.. Abi you get any babe for me?

uglybuthandsome:
my love

prettythicksme:
Lol btw what happened to ur old moniker dat start with fa?

uglybuthandsome:
don't let us go there. I am wanted

prettythicksme:
Lol btw what happened to ur old moniker dat start with fa?

profojah:
Misspicy you made me check on the sleekyshuga pix.. She's cute tho, just that I can't cheat on my girlfriend

prettythicksme:
lmao!!oh ok

misspicy:
yes she is cute and intelligent......
No i don't advice you to cheat on your girlfriend











but guy that ur girl really mellow you o,you have been scarce here since....... wch section is she?

uglybuthandsome:
don't tell me u are looking for husband or FP.. IS EITHER ONE OF D TWO

misspicy:
so

donephi:
This lady (sleekyshuga) you advertising
I hope she subscribed for marketing?

uglybuthandsome:
I don miss u anyway, I knw u people Dnt recognize my new nick,

uglybuthandsome:
got u

misspicy:
alright i get your point





you are looking for babe again when you get babe? ........i will surely know her someday no mata how you conceal

Side chick

prettythicksme:
I checked ur pro&i saw ur pics!so i recollect who u r immediately!!

misspicy:
kikikikiki she no send me work o








Whatsup,i swear i got.confused the oda.day it seems spoken hausa is different from written,i just couldnt.flow

profojah:
Side chick

misspicy:
clap for yourself

uglybuthandsome:
: I am happy to read that.. it means u keep the memory of my image . I can never forget you too... you will always reside in my heart

Sleekyshuga:
My friend that year , how are you? LOL.. Don't cheat on her biko .. Her jealousy for you is 101% , and I expect same from you..

which year? On Travel Section right?. Your statement seem obscure, I can't really decipher I swear.. Pls remind me, which of d years?. What transpired?.

*You look cute anyways

prettythicksme:
lol,okay!!btw ur hrt cannot contain me i am fat!!

donephi:
she is cute anyway just that...

I noticed you got lost.
I had wanted to put it down in hausa but u won't discern it.
How was ur day

uglybuthandsome:
clapping session begins.. clapping in progress...... still on ...... going.. going..... clapping STOP

profojah:
which year? On Travel Section right?. Your statement seem obscure, I can't really decipher I swear.. Pls remind me, which of d years?. What transpired?.

*You look cute anyways

misspicy:
no stopping boy....keep clapping

misspicy:
just that





yea i got lost i was wondering if you are asking for mine or asking to drop yours but i was trying to tell you to drop yours

misspicy:
hmmmm,i can take that position you know...am searching for side guy too

you in?