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Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Cutehector(m): 6:17pm On Dec 03, 2015
Laveda:
Hey hector relax, okay where are you?
its alright laveda.. Lets forget abt the meet up..
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Laveda(f): 6:28pm On Dec 03, 2015
Cutehector:
its alright laveda.. Lets forget abt the meet up..
grin grin funny you ...its okay sha
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Laveda(f): 6:32pm On Dec 03, 2015
Estharfabian:
Is that jealousy I'm sensing?lipsrsealed

Laveda...Meet with him jhoor! Hector's a cutie!!wink
Something is running through cutehector's mind grin its cool sha
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Nobody: 6:47pm On Dec 03, 2015
Cutehector:
i'm not... embarassed.. Something i learnt abt today just caught me...
cry Get a hold of yourself jhoor!wink U got heartbroken...It's no news!gringrin

I think mamageeee would wanna meet Witcha Almost immediately!wink
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Nobody: 6:48pm On Dec 03, 2015
Laveda:
Something is running through cutehector's mind grin its cool sha
LoLgringrin

He's just being A baby jhoor...He got rejected! Poor Hector...cry
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Cutehector(m): 6:48pm On Dec 03, 2015
Estharfabian:
cry Get a hold of yourself jhoor!wink U got heartbroken...It's no news!gringrin

I think mamageeee would wanna meet Witcha Almost immediately!wink
hahahahahahahaha... She just aint ma type tongue
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by lurlah2014(f): 6:49pm On Dec 03, 2015
Please I dey find husband oooo
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Cutehector(m): 6:49pm On Dec 03, 2015
Estharfabian:
LoLgringrin

He's just being A baby jhoor...He got rejected! Poor Hector...cry
lol continue laffn cheesy...
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Laveda(f): 6:51pm On Dec 03, 2015
Estharfabian:
LoLgringrin

He's just being A baby jhoor...He got rejected! Poor Hector...cry
I've asked him where he is, maybe I can stroll outta my house to where he is. . He refused grin grin
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Nobody: 6:53pm On Dec 03, 2015
Cutehector:
hahahahahahahaha... She just aint ma type tongue
Really?undecided I don't think so....

I could invite U to tag along whilst WE Roll On Our lil Girl's night's out at Woji....cheesy I'm very generous....that's if Laveda doesn't mind!wink?

You like?wink
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Nobody: 6:55pm On Dec 03, 2015
Laveda:
I've asked him where he is, maybe I can stroll outta my house to where he is. . He refused grin grin
Stroll??embarassed


You've killed him!cry
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Laveda(f): 6:59pm On Dec 03, 2015
Estharfabian:
Really?undecided I don't think so....

I could invite U to tag along whilst WE Roll On Our lil Girl's night's out at Woji....cheesy I'm very generous....that's if Laveda doesn't mind!wink?

You like?wink
Till then cool
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Laveda(f): 7:00pm On Dec 03, 2015
Estharfabian:
Stroll??embarassed


You've killed him!cry
grin don't make me laugh nau grin...yes stroll lipsrsealed
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Nobody: 7:01pm On Dec 03, 2015
handsam:
...wu is he?

u undecided... lol not u.. but i cant say it sad sorry
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Nobody: 7:12pm On Dec 03, 2015
Laveda:
grin don't make me laugh nau grin...yes stroll lipsrsealed
tonguetonguetongue
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by handsam(m): 7:17pm On Dec 03, 2015
grin
zenar:


u undecided... lol not u.. but i cant say it sad sorry
grin[quote author=zenar post=40657566] No vex 4 am sha
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by misspicy(f): 9:06pm On Dec 03, 2015
lurlah2014:
Please I dey find husband oooo
just follow those steps i listed and BAM husband will come your way grin
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Cutehector(m): 10:57pm On Dec 03, 2015
Estharfabian:
Really?undecided I don't think so....

I could invite U to tag along whilst WE Roll On Our lil Girl's night's out at Woji....cheesy I'm very generous....that's if Laveda doesn't mind!wink?

You like?wink
cheesy.... Lol its a girls night out.... Am sure it wont be cool for a guy to spoil tha fun wink
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by themejiwalker(m): 11:33pm On Dec 03, 2015
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by lurlah2014(f): 9:07am On Dec 04, 2015
grin grin grin hope no be nairaland guys procedure sha
misspicy:

just follow those steps i listed and BAM husband will co tongue :Pme your way grin
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by kingsmok(m): 10:02am On Dec 04, 2015
Why that mizquote
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by danbrowndmf(m): 2:56pm On Dec 04, 2015
Cutehector:
u see ur life.. I thought u ddnt want to meeet any nairalander.... Me and u wey dey woji u no wan meet, esther wey just enta ph u wan meet.. cool.. I get it.. Totally..
sup? So u dy woji.shocked which part of woji are u? I dy cm that chelsea side this evening...
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Cutehector(m): 6:34pm On Dec 04, 2015
danbrowndmf:
sup? So u dy woji.shocked which part of woji are u? I dy cm that chelsea side this evening...
urm i am in woji estate.. Weneva u wqna come, holla at me
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by flokii: 8:35pm On Dec 04, 2015
gone are those days when gurls form hard to get and all...
now it's d other way round...
make una find husband material well well o grin
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by danbrowndmf(m): 11:15pm On Dec 04, 2015
Cutehector:
urm i am in woji estate.. Weneva u wqna come, holla at me
no wahala bro.
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by merizy(f): 10:46am On Dec 05, 2015
misspicy:
agreed cheesy hector is a good guy....happy now? grin
rili
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by misspicy(f): 11:08am On Dec 05, 2015
merizy:
rili
yes.. grin....why?
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by Hannysmilez(f): 7:22pm On Dec 06, 2015
misspicy:

wow look at you smileywink where have you been
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by merizy(f): 9:30pm On Dec 15, 2015
misspicy:
yes.. grin....why?
nofin
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by GetRekt: 8:13pm On Dec 18, 2015
misspicy:
Its the season of meeting people over the internet whether good or bad,a lot of relationships that started online has resulted into fruitful marriage
It should not come as a shock that
Nairaland is the target for husband
searching for this thread instead of
facebook,twitter and the likes,because it
is a common knowledge that nairaland is embedded with men of wealth,character,affluence and lucrative careers,this method can be adopted if as a lady if you are not meeting your desired type of men offline.

Moment of truth,ladies gather in here and
see ways your online personality can hook
you your husband

NB : This thread is strictly for ladies of
marriageable age with requirements for
marriage eg a stable source of
income,maturity and nice character,but if
you know you don't have all this
attributes please keep having fun until
you are ready then you can deactivate
your current account and Open a New
one then follow this steps....... cheesy

Now down to business

1)Your Moniker : your moniker says alot about your personality ladies,how you
want to be addressed among other,therefore it will be wise to choosemonikers Rokiatu,Jolllyjoy blessedfavoured etc..monikers like misspicy,Eroticangelina or sleekyshuga etc discourage men who are really ready to settle down

2)Sections You Visit : nairaland has
different sections and it is only proper for
you to be identified with them,so the
sections you frequent most tells alot
about you,if you want to be recognises as
a good wife material avoid sections like
Romance,Sexuality,politics,visit sections
like Family,Food,Religion,Diary(you can
even open a diary and talk about how
gentle and homely you are

3)Your Dispostion : am refering to the way you interact and mingle with people eg
when you posted is quoted what you
reply with,how reasonable,intelligent and
knowledgeable you sound on
issues....men love reasonable,calm and
collected ladies

4)Flirting : This is one vice you should not indulge in,never you show open.likeness
to the opposite sex or exchange flirty
words,men prefer a conserved lady for a
wife

5)Intelligence : It is advantageous if you
are a very intelligent lady,show how
intelligent and educated you are by
creating educating threads on
health,family,food,economy among
others.....show them say your papa no
waste money send you go school
6)Display picture : your display picture is
the first point of contact that say the
overall things about you,avoid posting
revealing sexualizing pictures on your
profile,dress homely,you don't want to be
linked as a lovepeddler cheesy

7)Do not be over jovial/serious :Avoid been over jovial or friendly like jolllyjoy and do not be caught taking issues seriously like misspicy

cool Never be caught in E-fights or banter : avoid fighting or exchanging banters with people not even when they insult your parents....always keep cool and collected...men love calm and gentle ladies

9)Avoid Feminist threads and support every female bashing threads : Never br caught advocating for feminism or anything like it inshort denounce every atom of feminist blood in you,always portray yourself as a submissive lady and support ecery thread by tosyne2much or wristbangle inshort try to be on the front page like aminat508 grin

10) Avoid over familiarity : when the Pms start rolling avoid fettunh too familiar with the men on nairaland eg discussing private gists on threads like cutehector and estharfabian cheesy this puts away othe prospective candidates, who might think that you are taken and trust me you do not want to put all your eggs in one basket in issues like this

11)Time spent online : Avoid been seen online at akk times like misspicy it portrays you as been jobless or unserious inshort make a pattern for time spent online eg nights only or evenings only

12) add yours......



PS: note the use of men in this writeup,we are not targeting guys or boys grin





cc lalasticlala


lol. Love this satire.
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by BushidoBlue(m): 8:21pm On Mar 03, 2016
Aminat so true number 9
Re: 12 Ways To Hook A Husband On Nairaland by ucnwafor(m): 11:21pm On Mar 03, 2016
Cutehector:
urm i am in woji estate.. Weneva u wqna come, holla at me
I dey elelenwo cutehector, and am free tmao too

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