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Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by dyadeleye(m): 10:01pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
ladyF: Pretty ladies aint always lucky I guess....guys think you are taken already.. 1 Like |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by 1freshdude: 10:03pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
harry509:That's boring! Theirs a fulfilment that comes with hunting and catching your prey without help! 1 Like |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by ladyF(f): 10:05pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
dyadeleye:lol it's not like that though. We the ugly ones don't get toasters at all....God dey sha |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by riczy(m): 10:07pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Poor grammer construction,u dont "toast" a lady its woo! Hit lik if u agree 3 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by GoodSamaritan: 10:09pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
ladyF: let me toast u then. Why not allow me to insert my sim card into your phone. Am sure u will like the ringing tone 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nicepoker(m): 10:11pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Ladies lie a lot. What ever they are saying here I can never believe them. 1 Like |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Baggie20(m): 10:13pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
At a party... Guy: hey love, can I buy you a drink?? Girl: sorry but alcohol is bad for my legs Guy: how?? does it hurt or swell?? Girl: no, they spread 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by JustKeen(m): 10:13pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Walked up to her, pointed to my guys and was like "My friend said I should tell you that I like you". She bursted into laughter. On another occasion, I encountered this mean-faced chick, told her "babe u better loosen this ya face o b4 I forget my lines. U know why I'm here naa". She laugh scatter of course. Hahaha. Those silly Uni days 21 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by ernesty20(m): 10:14pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
icewinz:who con ask u that one? Mumu |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by JustKeen(m): 10:16pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
riczy:Grammar Nazi. Your comment is riddled with blunders too 4 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by BraniacX(m): 10:19pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
YourMain: that most perversions are perpetrated outta sight like say...............under the hijab. damn! you couldn't get more covert than that and am sure he knows too, so don't mind him |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by harry509: 10:20pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
1freshdude:u Rr correct but my boys know's my specification.... |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Echelle(m): 10:20pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
esammyblinks:guy wida nah. Everythg na toasting lines ooo. Dat statement alone made her laff n laff n laff n laff n laff n said yes!!! NOTE: am myself nt any ritual biko. I reject it iJn. 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by riczy(m): 10:21pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
JustKeen:correct us finally lwkmd |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Cholls(m): 10:23pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
mira4u:my brothers and sisters I see another outstanding lie lie girl again. 1 Like |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by yemoxyl(m): 10:24pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Excuse me! Do you have a Band- Aid i hurt my knee when i fell for you |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 10:24pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
BraniacX: Lol I know what he meant. It was just really rude. |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by mhecee: 10:27pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
During ma secondary school days, this guy was transferred from another school to mine. And then he started liking me and the line that was night was "looking at ur eyes tonight, and its just like an Italian wine in a goblet" I neva forgot dat,maybe cos i was young and naive . Then recently on BBM a dude told me. Let's play a game and i was like wat game? And he said. "Let me steal ur heart while u steal ma last name" 2 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by 1freshdude: 10:28pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
harry509:It's not about spec. It's about the babe falling for you and not your house, status or your car. Privileged people who have their games goin feel very much better knowing that people are not around them because of their accessories. |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by ray501(m): 10:28pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Michellla:u wicked ooo 1 Like |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by agrovick(m): 10:32pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
mordtonia:Your friends are dumbfacks no offence, someone complimented you as being brainy and beautiful and the first reaction from your friends is to burst into laughter? Your friends are your problem 9 Likes |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by harry509: 10:33pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
1freshdude:I udastnd u vry well..... Bt U & I know's wat most nigerians girls want 1 Like |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by lilmizwierd(f): 10:33pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
connectikut89:now that got my attention Back to the topic I make sure to wear my earpiece whether my phone is on or not My rate of getting angry and voilent has no rival #AskMyBestieHeKnows |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by haywire07(m): 10:40pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
agrovick:Stupid envious friends na.. Don't u know thats what they do so that a girl won't hav a better boyfriend than their dog 1 Like |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by muaa(f): 10:41pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
I can't remember any funny lines from any guy cos once u start talking, it passes tru one ear and goes out tru the other 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by firstolalekan(m): 10:42pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
YourMain:"Chat shît, get banned " Mstcheeewu ! Wetin dey dis one feeling funky Who dash u ban? U be mod 1 Like |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Nobody: 10:43pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
JustKeen:thumb up 1 Like |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by lordprosh(m): 10:45pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
ddaammyy: Lemme be the 1st |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by HDee(m): 10:46pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Michellla:I guess you're a tough one you gotta take it easy on 'em guys. |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Michellla(f): 10:46pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
HDee:thanks |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by HDee(m): 10:47pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
muaa:o daju! Ha? |
Re: Ladies,.. What Are The Funniest Things Guys Toasting You Have Said? by Michellla(f): 10:47pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
Mcowubaba:but it wasnt treysongz so no talk on that |
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