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Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by Laveda(f): 6:58pm On Jan 02, 2016
queenfav:
correct babe!I love real people.
cool
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by Ojah1: 7:09pm On Jan 02, 2016
Laveda:
I'm way smarter than that grin I don't ask such questions.. Before I enter the room with you..then I know its about to go down cool no time for questions grin
shocked laveda.. grin correct gal.. Still angry with you
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by Laveda(f): 7:11pm On Jan 02, 2016
Ojah1:

shocked laveda.. grin correct gal.. Still angry with you
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin
It's new year..drop everything you hold against me wink

Happy new year kiss
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by ebrochukwu(m): 7:23pm On Jan 02, 2016
What you guys discussing, will you pls gerrarahere
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by bobojoshua(m): 7:48pm On Jan 02, 2016
ebrochukwu:
Imagine when you are in the mood and all your blood has rush down to one elastic stick then dis question is popped up, what will be your answer?

1. When you are trying to kiss her and she is bringing her lips forth only to ask what are you trying to do? Ans: am trying to brush your teeth with my tongue

2. When after smooching you try to remove her pant only for her to ask what are you trying to do? Ans: I want to help you wash your pant it is dirty

3. After removing her pant and you both naked only for her to ask what are we doing? Ans: we are casting demons

4. When you trying to touch the boobs and she is asking what you are trying to do? Ans: am only trying to check for cancer lump you know I am a doctor

5. After the all argument you now about to insert and you do one jerk only for her to ask? Do you love me? Ans: I leave the ans to nairalanders

6. Then after sex she now ask what are we? Ans: we are nothing but pencil in the hand of God

7. Please add yours
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by smsshola(m): 7:57pm On Jan 02, 2016
RexKexMilann:
LOL.


Number 4 is very awkward. A girl will know that you are just with her For the Sex & She will ask If You Love her.The Most annoying thing is that They already know the truth YET they will Still ask Such an Obviously Silly Questionsad.


Ladies, Why do you Guys Do tHat?

Bros when next she ask silly questions tell her to leave the trash for Lawma.
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by ebrochukwu(m): 8:02pm On Jan 02, 2016
Ok wud do that
smsshola:


Bros when next she ask silly questions tell her to leave the trash for Lawma.
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by Theanonymous9: 9:04pm On Jan 02, 2016
I choked @pencil in the hands of the Creator! grin grin
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by mala052(m): 10:50pm On Jan 02, 2016
bettercreature:
After removing their pant,they be like wait wait wait,one more thing!...Are you going to marry me ?

The guy be like....sure! i promise

na sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by SmartMat: 12:04am On Jan 03, 2016
It's really funny when they ask such stupid questions. A gal once asked me weda I'd be ready to marry ha wen I was abt to go down and I had to end the rlship right away. I asked ha to wear ha messy pants and walk out of my rum.
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by ebrochukwu(m): 5:19am On Jan 03, 2016
Bros u harsh o
SmartMat:
It's really funny when they ask such stupid questions. A gal once asked me weda I'd be ready to marry ha wen I was abt to go down and I had to end the rlship right away. I asked ha to wear ha messy pants and walk out of my rum.
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by ebrochukwu(m): 8:24am On Jan 03, 2016
mala052:


na sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
na xo fire
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by ebrochukwu(m): 12:56pm On Jan 03, 2016
SmartMat:
It's really funny when they ask such stupid questions. A gal once asked me weda I'd be ready to marry ha wen I was abt to go down and I had to end the rlship right away. I asked ha to wear ha messy pants and walk out of my rum.
bros u dey vex o
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by martinsmartest(m): 3:05pm On Jan 03, 2016
RealSleek:
u no fit pretend u no see am,,... na wa for u o
Buh na me get me pretend nau
And I won use am now so if u no like...eat a dick
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by xtervaganza(m): 4:28pm On Jan 03, 2016
ebrochukwu:
Imagine when you are in the mood and all your blood has rush down to one elastic stick then dis question is popped up, what will be your answer?

1. When you are trying to kiss her and she is bringing her lips forth only to ask what are you trying to do? Ans: am trying to brush your teeth with my tongue

2. When after smooching you try to remove her pant only for her to ask what are you trying to do? Ans: I want to help you wash your pant it is dirty

3. After removing her pant and you both naked only for her to ask what are we doing? Ans: we are casting demons

4. When you trying to touch the boobs and she is asking what you are trying to do? Ans: am only trying to check for cancer lump you know I am a doctor

5. After the all argument you now about to insert and you do one jerk only for her to ask? Do you love me? Ans: I leave the ans to nairalanders

6. Then after sex she now ask what are we? Ans: we are nothing but pencil in the hand of God

7. Please add yours
lol grin grin grin grin grin
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by ebrochukwu(m): 7:15pm On Jan 03, 2016
martinsmartest:

Buh na me get me pretend nau
And I won use am now so if u no like...eat a dick
on the same page
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by Emilord(m): 8:56pm On Jan 03, 2016
Laveda:
I'm way smarter than that grin I don't ask such questions.. Before I enter the room with you..then I kn
ow its about to go down cool no time for questions grin
lols, Oya make we enter room sharply, no time
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by Laveda(f): 9:00pm On Jan 03, 2016
Emilord:
lols, Oya make we enter room sharply, no time
lipsrsealed
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by popesam1(m): 9:04pm On Jan 03, 2016
Adaure4ever:
Ouch. Sinful thread.. I Don't want to get spoilt. *catwalking out in my high heel*
Don't fall down oo
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by martinsmartest(m): 4:15am On Jan 04, 2016
ebrochukwu:
on the same page
OK
sorry
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by ebrochukwu(m): 11:12am On Jan 04, 2016
bettercreature:
Sometimes when you try to remove their pant they be like,I'm not in the mood

The guy be like....not doing anything just playing with you grin grin
from experience right?
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by ebrochukwu(m): 4:57pm On Jan 05, 2016
Wat
Diddyydiva:
funny undecided
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by IMO22(m): 5:07pm On Jan 05, 2016
Laveda:
I'm way smarter than that grin I don't ask such questions.. Before I enter the room with you..then I know its about to go down cool no time for questions grin
SEE GUTS
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by Laveda(f): 7:12pm On Jan 05, 2016
IMO22:
SEE GUTS
yeah?
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by dollyjoy(f): 7:15pm On Jan 05, 2016
Adaure4ever:
Ouch. Sinful thread.. I Don't want to get spoilt. *catwalking out in my high heel*
*draw her back by her hair*

why lying?God is watchingcheesycheesy
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by IMO22(m): 7:18pm On Jan 05, 2016
Laveda:
yeah?
Nothin feels better than being ones self. Tired of the pretence frm boring folks
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by Laveda(f): 7:56pm On Jan 05, 2016
IMO22:
Nothin feels better than being ones self. Tired of the pretence frm boring folks
Yeah..that's true.. wink
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by ebrochukwu(m): 11:45am On Jan 06, 2016
What is true
Laveda:
Yeah..that's true.. wink
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by ebrochukwu(m): 12:11pm On Jan 12, 2016
So u av promise?
bettercreature:
After removing their pant,they be like wait wait wait,one more thing!...Are you going to marry me ?

The guy be like....sure! i promise
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by ebrochukwu(m): 11:37am On Jan 14, 2016
Na xo
martinsmartest:

Buh na me get me pretend nau
And I won use am now so if u no like...eat a dick
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by ebrochukwu(m): 4:19pm On Jan 15, 2016
Yes of course
pizzynizzy:
4 ur mind u know us abi tongue
Re: silly Questions Ladies Ask When A Man Is About To Have S*x With Them by humilitynike: 9:43am On Jan 25, 2016
u r doing it o

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