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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by Nobody: 10:49pm On Mar 11, 2016
Kondomatic:
Abia........ Stop giving yourself false hope, not every guy needs a woman.

Are you part of us?
grin

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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by Nobody: 10:49pm On Mar 11, 2016
wooow, I kinda like the venom you spitting here. but am a girl so I got say "I am very disappointed in you young lad, or do you have mummy issues?
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by SycophanticGoat: 10:50pm On Mar 11, 2016
firstEVA:
The hypocrisy of the op stinks to high heavens, you think a white woman will allow you Lord over her in a relationship like the average Nigerian girl does? she considers you her equal, you think a white women will still love you even when you cheat on her? only a naija woman who is groomed to tolerate her man despite all odds will allow that shiit!!
The average Naija woman can do ANYTHING for the man she loves, give up her career and many more.
you ridicule a Nigerian woman because of her hair and other petty things. if the oyinbo woman can lick your balls good for her, but be ready to go down on her too because I know most naija men fear to do so.

It is only a naija woman (the average) you can precondition to be any thing you want, if you want her in natural hair, let her know, if she is head over heels in luv, she would burge, I don't see an oyinbo bending over backwards for you.

I use to love trousers a lot until someone who likes me encouraged me to wear more of skirts and dresses to show off my legs grin

Keep talking trash about us, one day we will ask you to leave us alone and go meet your Caucasians.

p.s. they say u like women with big yansh, where have u seen a whitee with big asss undecided keep up with the self denial grin

This one pain you special... grin grin grin

But OP no try at all..

Leave my 9ja babes alone biko!



But really, me don't fancy white girls tho.
Even their pornos don't get me hard but once I see a damn black and curvey arse, whether US black or African black, my dick shoots up like a canon ball... grin cheesy cheesy
Btw, that was back when I used to do the Indecency stuff.. grin grin

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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by Nobody: 10:50pm On Mar 11, 2016
firstEVA:
The hypocrisy of the op stinks to high heavens, you think a white woman will allow you Lord over her in a relationship like the average Nigerian girl does? she considers you her equal, you think a white women will still love you even when you cheat on her? only a naija woman who is groomed to tolerate her man despite all odds will allow that shiit!!
The average Naija woman can do ANYTHING for the man she loves, give up her career and many more.
you ridicule a Nigerian woman because of her hair and other petty things. if the oyinbo woman can lick your balls good for her, but be ready to go down on her too because I know most naija men fear to do so.

It is only a naija woman (the average) you can precondition to be any thing you want, if you want her in natural hair, let her know, if she is head over heels in luv, she would burge, I don't see an oyinbo bending over backwards for you.

I use to love trousers a lot until someone who likes me encouraged me to wear more of skirts and dresses to show off my legs grin

Keep talking trash about us, one day we will ask you to leave us alone and go meet your Caucasians.

p.s. they say u like women with big yansh, where have u seen a whitee with big asss undecided keep up with the self denial grin


I agree with OP and foreign women don't necessarily have to be a white. When I was schooling abroad, my GF was a mix breed of IndianCanadian. Mehn... I experienced what and how a relationship is supposed to be. I got a sophisticated knowledge of what relationship should feel like... The type of feelings I have been deprived of during my past relationships with naija girls...Talk about the meals, sex, walking and holding hands at d mall, cuddling by the beach side... (all those things na wash for naija girls mentality). I should just stop remembering cuz it sadden my heart for slacking on that chick. Infact coming back to naija for my NYSC was one of the greatest regret of my life, cuz these set of girls I'm meeting in naija made me feels like I bleeped up for not marrying my foreign GF. Hmmmm well she's married now and the rest is history. embarassed embarassed embarassed Naija girls ewwwww #IgiveUp

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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by lezz(m): 10:50pm On Mar 11, 2016
theGistsonline:
bro they can't cook! Nigerian giys cook better than the women! They get fvcking jealous & can kill when they see a white chic with her Nigerian guy, marriage to a Nigerian woman has no meaning as they see it as an avenue to start fvcking around! I pity men married to these slutz! Most of the children the naija slutz give birth to belong to different men!
shocked shocked grin grin grin
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by Nobody: 10:51pm On Mar 11, 2016
Adaure4ever:
RUBBISH.. TOTAL RUBBISH.
moderator pls delete this insultive thread.
Its anti-women. Thanx

So the one that was targeted on men was not insultive? Deal with it.

BTW, OP missed some other vital points there. Example, some girls lapses(just close to pelvic region) are sight you wouldnt want to see a second time. So disgusting looking reddish like it was bombed by an incurable infection.

Another is stitching their pants with thread. Mehn, who does that? I saw a girl set of pants and almost all were stitched with black thread even as some of the pant were white.

And some of them lack proper hygiene. You may have to throw your face elsewhere while digging deep their holes. Some of them stink big time down there.

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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by tosyne2much(m): 10:52pm On Mar 11, 2016
OP, you forgot to add that they are quick to go out of shape and size.. More so, their belly shoots out at tender age.. Smh !

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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by kennysteve77: 10:52pm On Mar 11, 2016
You must be a teenager who recently started reading about implanted butts. I chose the characters well, I didn't mention Nikki Minaj. Kim might have enhanced it... (I'm not sure), but I've followed her since her early 20's... She's naturally endowed... At least more than you

firstEVA:
neither Kim k nor Amber rose has natural fat ass, they had fat injected into it.

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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by sukkot: 10:52pm On Mar 11, 2016
lezz:
1) Nigerian women rank bottom last in the global desirability index!!!

2) They are the most unnatural in looks and physical appearance. Common, the hair isn't hers, neither are the nails or lashes. She spends half her time and 40% of her partners' resources in bleaching creams and personal accessories trying to be like a Caucasian woman.

3) She's_fucking expensive and naggy. She has to do her hair twice monthly, fixed her nails and toenails. She relishes eating out than preparing home-made meals.

4) She's less romantic and more dependent than her counterpart from other climes.

The typical Nigerian woman doesnt really know how to please a man in bed. She spends her entire time shopping for clothes she'll soon grow out of, because she eats more junk food in hangouts than she has the time to excercise away.

She is so impassive in bed like a drunken sponger, she actually gives you sex as an act of obligation. While her counterparts wants to take you balls deep.

5) When she marries you, she expects you to father her entire family along. A typical Nigerian girl won't see anything wrong in bringing 4 of her siblings to come live with you, but if you have just one of your sibling around, she will whine and scold and frustrate the life of your sibling.

6)An average nigerian girl loses her charms few years after she settles in the security of marriage. She doubles her sleep time and her weight balloons up , tommy sags, laps wrinkle and she floats around the house either with wrapper around her waist or an oversized, shapeless nightgown.

7) The average Nigerian university girl is a feminist-wana-be. And she doesnt even have the brain to grasp the concept of the word!!!

8} Let's be blunt, the hair of the average naija babe stink of stale sweat and dead cells!!! They don't even bother washing it. They cover it up with polythene when they bathe and it's almost air tight. That's why they wear perfumes and deodorants like corpse.

9) Only Nigerian babes ask for credit cards with which to call you. Where's the fun when you call me with my own money ?

10) Nigerian girls can never love your mother, yet they'll want you to mollycoddle their own mothers and be the Tarzan of their family.

These girls are not dependable and they have a knack for thinking they are the best thing to happen to mankind.

Can't even take them swimming, they need to go find what to cover their silly hair with. If the hair isn't wet and dripping , soaked to her skin like her swimming suit where the hell is the fun?
dayum nigga. now you made me not want a nigerian girl undecided

did this nigga just say balls deep ? oh no he didnt ? oh yes he did shocked grin

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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by ponti93(m): 10:53pm On Mar 11, 2016
lezz:
1) Nigerian women rank bottom last in the global desirability index!!!

2) They are the most unnatural in looks and physical appearance. Common, the hair isn't hers, neither are the nails or lashes. She spends half her time and 40% of her partners' resources in bleaching creams and personal accessories trying to be like a Caucasian woman.

3) She's_fucking expensive and naggy. She has to do her hair twice monthly, fixed her nails and toenails. She relishes eating out than preparing home-made meals.

4) She's less romantic and more dependent than her counterpart from other climes.

The typical Nigerian woman doesnt really know how to please a man in bed. She spends her entire time shopping for clothes she'll soon grow out of, because she eats more junk food in hangouts than she has the time to excercise away.

She is so impassive in bed like a drunken sponger, she actually gives you sex as an act of obligation. While her counterparts wants to take you balls deep.

5) When she marries you, she expects you to father her entire family along. A typical Nigerian girl won't see anything wrong in bringing 4 of her siblings to come live with you, but if you have just one of your sibling around, she will whine and scold and frustrate the life of your sibling.

6)An average nigerian girl loses her charms few years after she settles in the security of marriage. She doubles her sleep time and her weight balloons up , tommy sags, laps wrinkle and she floats around the house either with wrapper around her waist or an oversized, shapeless nightgown.

7) The average Nigerian university girl is a feminist-wana-be. And she doesnt even have the brain to grasp the concept of the word!!!

8} Let's be blunt, the hair of the average naija babe stink of stale sweat and dead cells!!! They don't even bother washing it. They cover it up with polythene when they bathe and it's almost air tight. That's why they wear perfumes and deodorants like corpse.

9) Only Nigerian babes ask for credit cards with which to call you. Where's the fun when you call me with my own money ?

10) Nigerian girls can never love your mother, yet they'll want you to mollycoddle their own mothers and be the Tarzan of their family.

These girls are not dependable and they have a knack for thinking they are the best thing to happen to mankind.

Can't even take them swimming, they need to go find what to cover their silly hair with. If the hair isn't wet and dripping , soaked to her skin like her swimming suit where the hell is the fun?
I love your signature

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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by tosyne2much(m): 10:54pm On Mar 11, 2016
Godshand:


So the one that was targeted on men was not insultive? Deal with it.

BTW, OP missed some other vital points there. Example, some girls lapses(just close to pelvic region) are sight you wouldnt want to see a second time. So disgusting looking reddish like it was bombed by an incurable infection.

Another is stitching their pants with thread. Mehn, who does that? I saw a girl set of pants and almost all were stitched with black thread even as some of the pant were white.

And some of them lack proper hygiene. You may have to throw your face elsewhere while digging deep their holes. Some of them stink big time down there.
Bwahahahahahaha roflwkmd lmao hahahahahaha cheesy


Guy, I swear u don dey craze ooooo cheesy
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by gretblue: 10:54pm On Mar 11, 2016
tosyne2much:
OP, you forgot to add that they are quick to go out of shape and size.. More so, their belly shoots out at tender age.. Smh !
Chai chai.Nigeria babe go soon ask for ur head now
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by Nobody: 10:56pm On Mar 11, 2016
kennysteve77:
You must be a teenager who recently started reading about implanted butts. I chose the characters well, I didn't mention Nikki Minaj. Kim might have enhanced it... (I'm not sure), but I've followed her since her early 20's... She's naturally endowed... At least more than you

you are a dunce to believe Kim has always had big bumbum, I have been keeping up with the Kardashian for years now so I know what I am saying, mind you I didn't say she has but implants, I said fat was injected from her thighs or so.

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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by Nobody: 10:57pm On Mar 11, 2016
lezz:
1) Nigerian women rank bottom last in the global desirability index!!!

2) They are the most unnatural in looks and physical appearance. Common, the hair isn't hers, neither are the nails or lashes. She spends half her time and 40% of her partners' resources in bleaching creams and personal accessories trying to be like a Caucasian woman.

3) She's_fucking expensive and naggy. She has to do her hair twice monthly, fixed her nails and toenails. She relishes eating out than preparing home-made meals.

4) She's less romantic and more dependent than her counterpart from other climes.

The typical Nigerian woman doesnt really know how to please a man in bed. She spends her entire time shopping for clothes she'll soon grow out of, because she eats more junk food in hangouts than she has the time to excercise away.

She is so impassive in bed like a drunken sponger, she actually gives you sex as an act of obligation. While her counterparts wants to take you balls deep.

5) When she marries you, she expects you to father her entire family along. A typical Nigerian girl won't see anything wrong in bringing 4 of her siblings to come live with you, but if you have just one of your sibling around, she will whine and scold and frustrate the life of your sibling.

6)An average nigerian girl loses her charms few years after she settles in the security of marriage. She doubles her sleep time and her weight balloons up , tommy sags, laps wrinkle and she floats around the house either with wrapper around her waist or an oversized, shapeless nightgown.

7) The average Nigerian university girl is a feminist-wana-be. And she doesnt even have the brain to grasp the concept of the word!!!

8} Let's be blunt, the hair of the average naija babe stink of stale sweat and dead cells!!! They don't even bother washing it. They cover it up with polythene when they bathe and it's almost air tight. That's why they wear perfumes and deodorants like corpse.

9) Only Nigerian babes ask for credit cards with which to call you. Where's the fun when you call me with my own money ?

10) Nigerian girls can never love your mother, yet they'll want you to mollycoddle their own mothers and be the Tarzan of their family.

These girls are not dependable and they have a knack for thinking they are the best thing to happen to mankind.

Can't even take them swimming, they need to go find what to cover their silly hair with. If the hair isn't wet and dripping , soaked to her skin like her swimming suit where the hell is the fun?
OP, you've finished Nigerian girls. But do you have a sister?

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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by Nobody: 10:57pm On Mar 11, 2016
Bash us all u want, say all d negative things u can say about us k? One thing I am sure of is dat once we finish dolling up with our fake hairs, nails and eyelashes, u guys will still flock around us like a swan of bees. grin

If u cant tolerate us why dont u stay on ur lane and let us be?
MEN=CRYBABIES!!!

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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by kennysteve77: 11:01pm On Mar 11, 2016
You really meant to expose your maggot brain tonight. Keeping up...? If you started following her from the onset of the family show, then you are truly a teenager.

firstEVA:
you are a dunce to believe Kim has always had big bumbum, I have been keeping up with the Kardashian for years now so I know what I am saying, mind you I didn't say she has but implants, I said fat was injected from her thighs or so.

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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by Nobody: 11:01pm On Mar 11, 2016
jayhumble:



I agree with OP and foreign women don't necessarily have to be a white. When I was schooling abroad, my GF was a mix breed of IndianCanadian. Mehn... I experienced what and how a relationship is supposed to be. I got a sophisticated knowledge of what relationship should feel like... The type of feelings I have been deprived of during my past relationships with naija girls...Talk about the meals, sex, walking and holding hands at d mall, cuddling by the beach side... (all those things na wash for naija girls mentality). I should just stop remembering cuz it sadden my heart for slacking on that chick. Infact coming back to naija for my NYSC was one of the greatest regret of my life, cuz these set of girls I'm meeting in naija made me feels like I bleeped up for not marrying my foreign GF. Hmmmm well she's married now and the rest is history. embarassed embarassed embarassed Naija girls ewwwww #IgiveUp
Hahahahaha. You fvcked up big time.

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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by gretblue: 11:01pm On Mar 11, 2016
mineANDurs:
Bash us all u want, say all d negative things u can say about us k? One thing I am sure of is dat once we finish dolling up with our fake hairs, nails and eyelashes, u guys will still flock around us like a swan of bees. grin

If u cant tolerate us why dont u stay on ur lane and let us be?
MEN=CRYBABIES!!!
So u also acknowledge Nigeria babes are 100% artificial?

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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by Moneytize: 11:03pm On Mar 11, 2016
Stupedinluv:
grin If i were you i will hide my head in shame. Look how low you are! man my foot smiley

Instead of fighting with black women, think!!!!! think like men! Where are your inventions? Do you have a voice in this world? no.

When people say men they mean men not black "men".
I hope your father is a white man?
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by Nobody: 11:04pm On Mar 11, 2016
Diddyydiva:
grin grin grin grin




Cry babies everywhere.
Did you write that@d.p?
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by Obiwannn: 11:04pm On Mar 11, 2016
Adaure4ever:
RUBBISH.. TOTAL RUBBISH.
moderator pls delete this insultive thread.
Its anti-women. Thanx
everything na ant7i-women..

WEREY undecided

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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by franzis(m): 11:05pm On Mar 11, 2016
Just negodu d kind of topic ne make front page... When issues like

spectranet increase in data subscription,

zero power supply since 4 days now,

NURTW clash in Ikeja-along

Fuel Scarcity: Strike suspended not called off – PENGASSAN

Are news worthy of front page....
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by Nobody: 11:05pm On Mar 11, 2016
The amount of misogyny and misandry going on in this thread is toxic
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by Nobody: 11:06pm On Mar 11, 2016
DeeTus:
Hahahahaha. You fvcked up big time.

I know bro.... I concur

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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by lezz(m): 11:06pm On Mar 11, 2016
DeeTus:
OP, you've finished Nigerian girls. But do you have a sister?
Fortunately, I don't and that's why I am benumbed to their plight. Their arrogance and aggression dampen a man's natural benevolence towards them!

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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by 1miccza: 11:14pm On Mar 11, 2016
Diddyydiva:
grin grin grin grin



Cry babies everywhere.
Same way you ladies cried on the other thread

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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by Nobody: 11:17pm On Mar 11, 2016
lezz:
Fortunately, I don't and that's why I am benumbed to their plight. Their arrogance and aggression dampen a man's natural benevolence towards them!
This stuff you wrote up there can scare away a lot of guys like me from marrying a Nigerian girl. I am telling the obvious truth.

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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by medexico(m): 11:19pm On Mar 11, 2016
Greene66:
I agree. This is why I must marry a foreign woman. I already have a foreign fiancee so my dream is almost accomplished.

The Guinean babe I was after said her parents will not agree... chai

E pain me

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Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by haryomikun(m): 11:20pm On Mar 11, 2016
Jadekitana:
*urinates on thread, wipes pvssy with tissue, drops it, catwalks out*
I looooooove ur reply grin grin grin

Http://www.TheMchub.com
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by sukkot: 11:22pm On Mar 11, 2016
Teempakguy:
The amount of misogyny and misandry going on in this thread is toxic
teempak werrin you chop remain amigos ?
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by queenaisha(f): 11:23pm On Mar 11, 2016
no matter what...women are the spice of the world..without them y'all would be f*king each orda d*kes by now
Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by Nobody: 11:24pm On Mar 11, 2016
Teempakguy:
The amount of misogyny and misandry going on in this thread is toxic
Typical ass licker

What then will u say about the first thread directed @nigeria men


Buffoon

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