firstking01:
you funny sha

Turn off.. No no I can't. If he's slightly shorter then its fine but if its so obvious then no ..

mimzy:
Turn off.. No no I can't. If he's slightly shorter then its fine but if its so obvious then no ..

Then I have hope with you

I used N4000 to buy fuel for my car and my remaining N1000 to get food in a restaurant before I face Lagos traffic. As I ordered food and sat down to eat, a man sitting beside me and in a nice shirt said, “i love the way u eat, try their snail, i will pay”. I hastily added 4 pieces of snail for N2000 and continued eating . He said again,”you eat so well, please add a bottle of wine so that you can drink after eating”. I hastily made the order and was having fun. My total bill came up to about N10,000… I thanked him for accepting to pay. As I stood to leave, my car key fell down, and i bent to pick it, i discovered dat the man was bare-footed!!! Alas, he was a mad man.











Happy Sunday

lezz:
Then I have hope with you

Lezz Lezz. Funny somebori. Awyu?

mimzy:


Le.zz Le.zz. Funny somebori. Awyu?

Fine!!!

It beats me how I've never brought myself to look at your DP since we've been here.

And I just did and I gave myself a nasty reality-slap why I haven't asked you out to tell you, you have the best legs in all of nairaland!!!

lezz:
Fine!!!
It beats me how I've never brought myself to look at your DP since we've been here.And I just did and I gave myself a nasty reality-slap why I haven't asked you out to tell you, you have the best legs in all of nairaland!!!

Thanks. Buh don't derail this thread na hian

mimzy:


Thanks. Buh don't derail this thread na hian

Babe, the thread is as dead as last Christmas!

Nonetheless, I can't keep to logic when my blood has been diluted with the alcohol of your beauty!

Even if I were siiting by you in church, I wouldn't hear a thing the pastor would say.

There are a million things I want to tell you.

I'm really tall and I don't like looking down on my men. Shey you get?

myfantasies:
To me height does not matter, wat matters is the heart

hey sweet girl, why not give me a chance.

*God forgive me o*
I can

sinaj:
Any guy shorter dan me is a dwarf coz m a shorry

e no sweet

lovelygurl! come and see why I hate short girls..
every gurl here hate short guys, why won't I hate them..
hypocrisy

MrsPhyno:
*God forgive me o*
I can

I thought U liked them tall.. and broad shouldered
like me

Durentt:
I can date a guy shorter than me so far he's cute, dark with red lips nd kindoff looks like wizkid
my current bf is shorter than me, no biggie, i luv him sha

Hmmmm, are u gay?

Xplicit1:



Hmmmm, are u gay?

YEA

BUTCHCASSIDY:


I thought U liked them tall.. and broad shouldered
like me

Lol KingCheezyPuffs are u seeing this

Uh I tell myself I like them tall but I also am strangely drawn to the petite ones.... Smallish and thin

MrsPhyno:

Lol KingCheezyPuffs are u seeing this

Uh I tell myself I like them tall but I also am strangely drawn to the petite ones .... Smallish and thin

yea they can be really cute

hell No.. big turn off

Durentt:
yea they can be really cute

And sometimes na dem bad pass o

MrsPhyno:
And sometimes na dem bad pass o

True am really attracted to d petite structure, they hav this charm

dancok:
hey sweet girl, why not give me a chance.

Hope you are not short

Just kidding

Durentt:

True am really attracted to d petite structure, they hav this charm

Abi

MrsPhyno:
Abi

Yes

MrsPhyno:

Lol KingCheezyPuffs are u seeing this

Uh I tell myself I like them tall but I also am strangely drawn to the petite ones.... Smallish and thin

Shhhhhhh!
U had to bring the cheezy king into this

Okay

Not too short. Haba I n fit try am sha

ireneony:
No na the taller the bigger the hmm mmmm......

na so! i believe you.

sinaj:
Any guy shorter dan me is a dwarf coz m a shorry

but you can date me naa

ireneony:
No na the taller the bigger the hmm mmmm......

hmm wrong....not always right

Stupedinluv:
Lol i cant except he is extremely brilliant.

But you suppose fine first before being choosy na...

SmH for some girls sha...

sinaj:
Any guy shorter dan me is a dwarf coz m a shorry

lol, tall passs yu be dat !