magicalBae:
Spread mat.....

No forget to spread legs too

vizkiz:


You mumu no be small.

I tell ya...naso one girl wan finish me during 2go days

firstking01:
No forget to spread legs too

Spread wide already.. Olori n'la

magicalBae:


Spread wide already.. Olori n'la

Wow, it looks appealing and inviting??

HomesOfLife:
Let's look at it this way...

The first thing most guys see in a lady is their ability to quench their primary "need" - sex(some go as far as undressing her in their minds); while instinctively, the first thing on a Lady's mind are her needs too. This could be in form of cash or material things; such things that every successful man are "meant to" have.
Thus, if you must require that an innocent lady quenched your pressing need(which is sex) and make you happy, you should be responsible enough to make her happy. My brother [size=15pt]"akagum is a sin"[/size], change your way.

Sex na foood... Willl a guy die if he does not have sex..

HomesOfLife:
Let's look at it this way...

The first thing most guys see in a lady is their ability to quench their primary "need" - sex(some go as far as undressing her in their minds); while instinctively, the first thing on a Lady's mind are her needs too. This could be in form of cash or material things; such things that every successful man are "meant to" have.
Thus, if you must require that an innocent lady quenched your pressing need(which is sex) and make you happy, you should be responsible enough to make her happy. My brother [size=15pt]"akagum is a sin"[/size], change your way.

Sex na foood... Willl a guy die if he does not have sex..

midolian:
And when you need sex from her, she asks you put a call through to your mother and put it on speaker...


Lalasticlala, happy easter celebration.

bro, you make a lotta sense..buh why on earth can you not tell the girl you don't have Or you won't give, instead of all thses childish stunts? This is what I do..when a girl asks from me, I give when I spirit moves me to give or turn her down if I don't feel like..she can go to hell with her pit!

good, we ought to infer that the op didn't mean literally calling her pops bc that is a stupid thing to do. Relation is a mutual thing don't know why most girls think its a gold mine, any girl that asks her bf to provide her with something that will burst a hole in his pocket is not worth it especially if the thing is a vague crap like high end phones. Have you girls ever asked yourselves in what way is this my phone impacting positively in my life(or will impact)? Hmmm most mofokas only snap pix, play videos and register on every social network not utilizing the full or even half potentials of the smart phone. You have all the social networking apps on your phone yet you have no ebook, quick office, dictionary and more bro Steve Jobs is weeping for you...

firstking01:
Wow, it looks appealing and inviting??

Mr man Don't go back through where u came from.

joseph1832:
That's suppose to be a taboo. How can a son be asking his mother for sex

If ur babe ask to buy her phone&u dont have d money,will u go&steal?Tell her u dont have,rather dan telling her to call her dad!That is stupidity!

icedbeatz:
hahahahahaa hope you read what op typed about the father of anz girl that calls a guy a broke a**? Some of my female freinds back in school days bought cellies for themselves or dad/mom bought it for them but most of the girls that tug t their bf for new high end phones is mostly bc their pops can't provide it. My pal's girl N.K back then bought him laptop as a gift bc she could. Relationship is mutual, if your bf can provide for you good but don't coerce him or think its his responsibility bc you spread puna for him bc thats so shallow. If you run a market evaluation of puna does it worth 50k? I can't date a girl that her pussssy has a price tag. Its suppose to be something special partners share(dk and puna).

If my guy dont have d money,he should tell me.Not telling me to call my dad,dat is crazy.

It is crystal that girls who ask guys for materials things worth of 30k and above are domestic slutt, such girl has come into that relationship with the mindset of i have to milk this guy while the relatiönship last, knwing fully well that the guy isn't her final destination, one thing about their love for expensive material things is to attract them to rich guys, thats why they are so good at jumping from one relation to another. I cönsider them to be domestic runz girl. I have encountered few of them and i dealt with them like a slutt. A decent girl won't demand for material things worth 30k-50k from a guy(bf), you're in a relationship with a guy and you're convinced he will make a caring and loving future partner,you won't have that thought of milking him dry.

Kingsasian:
Why ask a lady out when you know you are not financially buoyant?
Before you ask a lady out, you no dey assess or check her out first whether you dey her class? Lol

C Dix 1:->
the guy na bank U'r d type of dude op is talking abt

magicalBae:


Mr man Don't go back through where u came from.

And procreation must continue

bloodyBLOGGER:
The mentality of naija girls now is that a guy must become their meal ticket. Once they finally say yes to his toastings, they start dumping responsibilities in tune of huge amounts on the guy's head even when they know he's not capable of sorting such.

When you find yourself in that kind of situation, put her through this test:

Let's say she wants you to buy a Samsung phone worth 50k for her. When she comes to your place uttering such demand, tell her you will give her the money right away but on one condition- she has to call her father on phone and place it on loud speaker in your presence.

Tell her to tell her father that she wants him to buy her a phone. Listen to the man's reaction. If the old man is not in tune with the latest gadgets going on in today's world, he might agree to get her one.

If the man agrees to buy her a phone thinking it's a Nokia 3310 she wants, tell her to tell him the price which is 50k. The man's reaction will most definitely startle you to laughter . He will definitely get angry at such demand and make his point clear that he can't afford to spend on such frivolity except he's dangote. He might even tell her to remember the humble background she's from.


What's the point of the test?

Why should she dump that kind of responsibility on a struggling guy like you, a responsibility that a mature and salary earner his afraid of bagging?

You will be stupid to foot such bill if you do not have huge savings in an account. Don't you even have a mother, a sister or a relative to lavish on? These are the people who will always remember you for such gesture, not some silly girl who thinks 50k grows on trees. That 50k might be bigger than the amount her father collects as pension from the government. Yet, she wants you to spend it on a phone that will run out of trend when the new model drops. With the rate of unemployment in the country, graduates are willing to kill to get a job that pays 30k. Yet, some undergraduate is spending way more than that just to impress a girl who is probably already eyeing another guy.

Try to apply wisdom in ever thing you do. Stop accepting responsibilities their fathers can't shoulder. The worst is that their demands are silly material things of no real value. Accepting such stupidity is one of the reasons why some guys never make it in life.


I know some female readers on this thread might be like... "lamentations of a broke dude".

Guess what? Your father is also a broke dude if you can't call him on phone to tell him to buy you a phone worth 50k.



Pick up the phone and call your father now

much as I would love to give you a "hi five" on this





on a second thought, your write up, encouraged "stingyness" and discouraged selflessness....



Where's the love of Christ..

na was oh!

Lamentations of a broke nigga,since she is not suppose to ask u for 50k worth of phone and her dad won't be able to provide it,can u ask ur mother for MOUTH ACTION,leg action ,doggy style,spooning, missionary, and the rest? Do unto others what u want them to do to you!

fυςking awesome; OP; a fυςking lovely write up; be fυςking blessed;

SamsonJohn743:

C Dix 1:->
the guy na bank U'r d type of dude op is talking abt

broke dude, please move on

And some people are saying if he can't ask his mother, for any1 to utter that statement, that person is sick, rude or messed up spstairs, asking ur dad for money is normal and expected but ur mom...smh ..anyways some guys are so dumb that they believe because they get sex, they should pay her or giver her whatever she asks, smh big time, sex is a two way time, girls like it and needs it just like guys do, so she isn't doing u a favour by having sex, gosh and some girls here would insult the OP but it's the humble truth, we guys love to give and spend on our girls but some ladies have turned guys to business centre, they want a phone, call a guy, want to fix their hair, they call a guy, they want t-fair, food money, money for cream, they call a guy, that's why a lot of girls don't work but look nice and use the latest phone but really have no money of their own... Ladies should also work and get their own money, its a turn on having a girl with her dreams, interests and makes her own doe or wants to, sex is gonna happen, just as we have sex starved guys, so do we have girls too, we have girls who are nymphos who can go all week getting it, I pity guys that still think they need to give a girl everything she asks for just because of sex..

3rdlegxxx:
And some people are saying if he can't ask his mother, for any1 to utter that statement, that person is sick, rude or messed up spstairs, asking ur dad for money is normal and expected but ur mom...smh ..anyways some guys are so dumb that they believe because they get sex, they should pay her or giver her whatever she asks, smh big time, sex is a two way time, girls like it and needs it just like guys do, so she isn't doing u a favour by having sex, gosh and some girls here would insult the OP but it's the humble truth, we guys love to give and spend on our girls but some ladies have turned guys to business centre, they want a phone, call a guy, want to fix their hair, they call a guy, they want t-fair, food money, money for cream, they call a guy, that's why a lot of girls don't work but look nice and use the latest phone but really have no money of their own... Ladies should also work and get their own money, its a turn on having a girl with her dreams, interests and makes her own doe or wants to, sex is gonna happen, just as we have sex starved guys, so do we have girls too, we have girls who are nymphos who can go all week getting it, I pity guys that still think they need to give a girl everything she asks for just because of sex..

Why can't you ask your mother for money? Does being a woman negate her parental role?

OP correct jhor. . As if after paying her and she gives the only thing she can offer.. Is it only the guy that gets satisfied?










Adonbelievit I said this? Sheeesh

Gpopsicle:
not all ladies wud agree to ds test. let's b frank

No, Let Be David! - Frank Is Cruel.

prettythicksme:
If ur babe ask to buy her phone&u dont have d money,will u go&steal?Tell her u dont have,rather dan telling her to call her dad!That is stupidity!

saying that to you means he is trying to make you realise the stupidity in your request.

haha! 50k Na somebody papa salary o! Na him you wan use take buy phone wey you no even fit know all the features finish.

go and work for money. ole

3rdlegxxx:
And some people are saying if he can't ask his mother, for any1 to utter that statement, that person is sick, rude or messed up spstairs, asking ur dad for money is normal and expected but ur mom...smh ..anyways some guys are so dumb that they believe because they get sex, they should pay her or giver her whatever she asks, smh big time, sex is a two way time, girls like it and needs it just like guys do, so she isn't doing u a favour by having sex, gosh and some girls here would insult the OP but it's the humble truth, we guys love to give and spend on our girls but some ladies have turned guys to business centre, they want a phone, call a guy, want to fix their hair, they call a guy, they want t-fair, food money, money for cream, they call a guy, that's why a lot of girls don't work but look nice and use the latest phone but really have no money of their own... Ladies should also work and get their own money, its a turn on having a girl with her dreams, interests and makes her own doe or wants to, sex is gonna happen, just as we have sex starved guys, so do we have girls too, we have girls who are nymphos who can go all week getting it, I pity guys that still think they need to give a girl everything she asks for just because of sex..

1million likes for u..u pulled the words outa my mouth..as if its a favour having sex with a man,some guys with their orientation sha,that is y they would always be used anyhow and dumped by ladies..the interesting thing self is that the comments some girls are making just tells u that their pvssy is for sale,wat a shame

bloodyBLOGGER:
saying that to you means he is trying to make you realise the stupidity in your request.

haha! 50k Na somebody papa salary o! Na him you wan use take buy phone wey you no even fit know all the features finish.

go and work for money. ole

U b mad guy oo,i swear some guys do more dan dat for their babe.I dont need to work dear,magas dey plenty for me!mumu oshi

southniyikaye:
Lamentations of a broke nigga,since she is not suppose to ask u for 50k worth of phone and her dad won't be able to provide it,can u ask ur mother for MOUTH ACTION,leg action ,doggy style,spooning, missionary, and the rest? Do unto others what u want them to do to you!

you are insulting mothers.

if a guy needs sex, he can get it from his girlfriend. If she requests for money, then she's a prostitute.

Don't you know that you are giving her sex also? why the money part? abi she be olosho ni?

prettythicksme:
U b mad guy oo,i swear some guys do more dan dat for their babe.I dont need to work dear,magas dey plenty for me!mumu oshi

ashaewo no be work o.

be like Jane... be a classy girl... work for your own money.

bloodyBLOGGER:
ashaewo no be work o.

be like Jane... be a classy girl... work for your own money.

Carry ur yeye advice go elsewhere,did i complain to u?

bloodyBLOGGER:
The mentality of naija girls now is that a guy must become their meal ticket. Once they finally say yes to his toastings, they start dumping responsibilities in tune of huge amounts on the guy's head even when they know he's not capable of sorting such.

When you find yourself in that kind of situation, put her through this test:

Let's say she wants you to buy a Samsung phone worth 50k for her. When she comes to your place uttering such demand, tell her you will give her the money right away but on one condition- she has to call her father on phone and place it on loud speaker in your presence.

Tell her to tell her father that she wants him to buy her a phone. Listen to the man's reaction. If the old man is not in tune with the latest gadgets going on in today's world, he might agree to get her one.

If the man agrees to buy her a phone thinking it's a Nokia 3310 she wants, tell her to tell him the price which is 50k. The man's reaction will most definitely startle you to laughter . He will definitely get angry at such demand and make his point clear that he can't afford to spend on such frivolity except he's dangote. He might even tell her to remember the humble background she's from.


What's the point of the test?

Why should she dump that kind of responsibility on a struggling guy like you, a responsibility that a mature and salary earner his afraid of bagging?

You will be stupid to foot such bill if you do not have huge savings in an account. Don't you even have a mother, a sister or a relative to lavish on? These are the people who will always remember you for such gesture, not some silly girl who thinks 50k grows on trees. That 50k might be bigger than the amount her father collects as pension from the government. Yet, she wants you to spend it on a phone that will run out of trend when the new model drops. With the rate of unemployment in the country, graduates are willing to kill to get a job that pays 30k. Yet, some undergraduate is spending way more than that just to impress a girl who is probably already eyeing another guy.

Try to apply wisdom in ever thing you do. Stop accepting responsibilities their fathers can't shoulder. The worst is that their demands are silly material things of no real value. Accepting such stupidity is one of the reasons why some guys never make it in life.


I know some female readers on this thread might be like... "lamentations of a broke dude".

Guess what? Your father is also a broke dude if you can't call him on phone to tell him to buy you a phone worth 50k.



Pick up the phone and call your father now




#Edited


some people on this thread who couldn't stomach the point have resorted to saying such a guy should go meet his mother for sex when he is Hot. I wonder why a sane person would suggest that.

When a guy needs sex, he can get it from his girlfriend. This doesn't give her the right to lay unnecessary heavy bills on him. Remember, he is also giving her sex. Well, except she is a prostitute, she doesn't have any right to use sex as a means to an end.

Bro, u r so on point. I need to follow u

bloodyBLOGGER:
you are insulting mothers.

if a guy needs sex, he can get it from his girlfriend. If she requests for money, then she's a prostitute.

Don't you know that you are giving her sex also? why the money part? abi she be olosho ni?

oga just hear yourself talk,is she ur sex slave? You take care of her and in return she satisfy you.1 out of the 100 laws of relationship

torqque7:

1million likes for u..u pulled the words outa my mouth..as if its a favour having sex with a man,some guys with their orientation sha,that is y they would always be used anyhow and dumped by ladies..the interesting thing self is that the comments some girls are making just tells u that their pvssy is for sale,wat a shame

welcome to naija, that's the way a whole lot of people think...

You have a choice

Avoid pre-marital sex or choose wisely!

deng! another cry baby, when you are done your bottle is in the fridge, drink and life continues. this dont change shit. you can ask for sex but she cant ask for 50k!?