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Nnemuka:
cos of50k?
Nairalanders are truly broke especially male romancelanders
chei...
and they keep complaining ladies dont respond to their pm's.
more reason broke guys shouldnt date.

It's not a crime to be broke... only a truly immature individual thinks being broke is an insult or something to be ashamed of. Of course there are those who fritter away their resources and who are too lazy to apply some industry to acquire resources in the first place but the reality is that life in Nigeria is always going to be a struggle for the average young man from a humble background so keep on day dreaming bout the rich young oil exec who will probably only turn to dumb girls like you for a one night stand here and there and while you might indeed reap a 50 k phone from him, he probably, eventually, will end up with a fellow rich young female exec like himself or someone from a well to do family who doesn't need his money.

I am honestly baffled at the way some human beings reason.

Kingsasian:
Why ask a lady out when you know you are not financially buoyant?
Before you ask a lady out, you no dey assess or check her out first whether you dey her class? Lol

# the nAme of that her class must be FOOLISHNES#

bloodyBLOGGER:
baba, I fall maga one time ni o!

I remember a girl I dated for 3yrs. In the 3rd year, she started complaining that I was too stingy and sheet. This made me to squeeze 10k out of my pocket to give to her hoping it will make her happy. I was still a student then. After sending the money into her account, I never got a thank you call from her. I even thought maybe I sent it into a wrong account number that's why she hasn't called to at least acknowledge that she got it. By evening, I called her but she refused to pick my multiple calls even till the 3rd day.


When she eventually picked, she was like... "is it because of ordinary 10k that you have been bugging my phone?...is that the amount your mates give to their girlfriends?" I was just a student then o

I was dumbfounded. if I tell you the shege wey I show the babe later ehn...till today she still dey cry.


After some few months of no calls and texting, she decided to come back to me. No p, I accepted her back but distance couldn't let us see. When we finally agreed to see, you won't believe that this girl told me that she can't come to my place unless I take her out to buy her a phone and that instead of coming to my house, she would only wait for me at the bus stop closest to my place for me to come meet her there then head straight to the phone store. shooooooo! :obaba, I fall maga one time ni o!

I remember a girl I dated for 3yrs. In the 3rd year, she started complaining that I was too stingy and sheet. This made me to squeeze 10k out of my pocket to give to her hoping it will make her happy. I was still a student then. After sending the money into her account, I never got a thank you call from her. I even thought maybe I sent it into a wrong account number that's why she hasn't called to at least acknowledge that she got it. By evening, I called her but she refused to pick my multiple calls even till the 3rd day.


When she eventually picked, she was like... "is it because of ordinary 10k that you have been bugging my phone?...is that the amount your mates give to their girlfriends?" I was just a student then o

I was dumbfounded. if I tell you the shege wey I show the babe later ehn...till today she still dey cry.


After some few months of no calls and texting, she decided to come back to me. No p, I accepted her back but distance couldn't let us see. When we finally agreed to see, you won't believe that this girl told me that she can't come to my place unless I take her out to buy her a phone and that instead of coming to my house, she would only wait for me at the bus stop closest to my place for me to come meet her there then head straight to the phone store. shooooooo!

On the D-day, she texted me as early as 6am saying she only has money for transportation from ojo local government down to ikeja but no return ticket money. I told her I will sort that out.

By 11am she buzzed my phone to let me know she was at ikeja waiting for me. I just texted her that she should start begging for money from strangers cos she won't even see my face talk less of giving her transport money to go back home. Niggah switched of his phone immediately.

2yrs after, I called her to say hi. she was just crying bitterly on phone and narrating what I made her go through, how she had to beg for money before she could go back home.

she got what she deserved.

@vizkiz

guy you mexcy her self..... If na me.... She must enter my house, and after I dig into her pussy, i will leave her with nothing

Kingsasian:
Why ask a lady out when you know you are not financially buoyant?
Before you ask a lady out, you no dey assess or check her out first whether you dey her class? Lol

Are girls beggars? Are they goods that you must have money to buy? If some girls feels they are for sale then they should come out open and straight not camoflaging. My woman told me no sex till i pay her bride price i agreed and told her no shi shi no toro no peny till i paid her bride price and we agreed. Because she is responsible girl. Not your kind that place your body forsale

xendra:
deng! another cry baby, when you are done your bottle is in the fridge, drink and life continues. this dont change shit. you can ask for sex but she cant ask for 50k!?

this kind of mentality can land you in trouble.so you vjay is for sell?i can get u confirm parose for 50k,but u will do 3days straight

majekdom2:
Broke guys and their hungry girlfriends

no be small.

like seriously op, u have to put a girl through all these just to buy 50k phone? no be by force na, if u no wan buy just tell ur girl say no phone for her na #kinibigdeal

Kingsasian:
Why ask a lady out when you know you are not financially buoyant?
Before you ask a lady out, you no dey assess or check her out first whether you dey her class? Lol

Dumb statement from a boy who still lives with his parents and collects pocket money monthly

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tivta:
God bless you my brother, the part that really annoys me is when girl say he must pay my bills cause I had sex with him, such girls are nothing more than high class prostitutes, they act as if they don't enjoy the sex, I blame gullible guys who can't think with their heads, this generation has really gone to the gutters...

A prostitute is better than a girl sleeping with you for nothing, in the name of " lets see where the relationship is going to" lies from the pit of h**l after she don date plenty guys finish, una go begin count am for head, plenty bf's, olosho, loose woman, donatus, free giver etc.
Ladies, please close your legs o! Stop giving all this irresponsible guys free sex but if you can't zip up then, sell it! On OLX

prettythicksme:
Ode nie if u cant call ur mother wen u need sex,den ur r a bastard

it's never the duty of mothers to give sex to their children, however it is the duty of mothers or fathers to give money to their children

Here's to you op, you're a fxcking legend




Women forget easily what you do for them

joseph1832:
That's suppose to be a taboo. How can a son be asking his mother for sex

It might not be a taboo where she comes from lol

MadCow1:
All this because a Girl asked you for stuff?


Ladies..Next time your broke Boyfriend want to fhuck you. Tell him to call his Mother in your presence and put the Phone on Speaker Phone. Tell him to tell his mother that he wants to fhuck her. Tell him to tell his mother all the styles he wants to use when fhucking her.. Listen to his mothers response. Incase she does not know what 'wheelbarrow', 'sisscors', 'dogg-y' and 'reverse cowgirl' is, tell him to explain it to her.. Tell him to tell his mother that he will also expect her to suck his prick. And that when she is done, she would clean his room, cook him some food and go away because he loves her.. .





OP... You are just a broke boy plain and simple.

Na broke boys dey sing all these nonsense tunes about girls being too demanding.

u don show abi,buh I think the op has a point becuz u know hw some bae turn their vjay to money making machine wv their guys.its really alarming this days

xendra:
deng! another cry baby, when you are done your bottle is in the fridge, drink and life continues. this dont change shit. you can ask for sex but she cant ask for 50k!?

should I ask for money too when she asks me for sex?

Common OP, dont be ridiculous!

If a girl makes a demand that's out of your stretch, simply tell her you cant afford it.


No point calling her ancestors to see what their reaction would be.

bloodyBLOGGER:
The mentality of naija girls now is that a guy must become their meal ticket. Once they finally say yes to his toastings, they start dumping responsibilities in tune of huge amounts on the guy's head even when they know he's not capable of sorting such.

When you find yourself in that kind of situation, put her through this test:

Let's say she wants you to buy a Samsung phone worth 50k for her. When she comes to your place uttering such demand, tell her you will give her the money right away but on one condition- she has to call her father on phone and place it on loud speaker in your presence.

Tell her to tell her father that she wants him to buy her a phone. Listen to the man's reaction. If the old man is not in tune with the latest gadgets going on in today's world, he might agree to get her one.

If the man agrees to buy her a phone thinking it's a Nokia 3310 she wants, tell her to tell him the price which is 50k. The man's reaction will most definitely startle you to laughter . He will definitely get angry at such demand and make his point clear that he can't afford to spend on such frivolity except he's dangote. He might even tell her to remember the humble background she's from.


What's the point of the test?

Why should she dump that kind of responsibility on a struggling guy like you, a responsibility that a mature and salary earner his afraid of bagging?

You will be stupid to foot such bill if you do not have huge savings in an account. Don't you even have a mother, a sister or a relative to lavish on? These are the people who will always remember you for such gesture, not some silly girl who thinks 50k grows on trees. That 50k might be bigger than the amount her father collects as pension from the government. Yet, she wants you to spend it on a phone that will run out of trend when the new model drops. With the rate of unemployment in the country, graduates are willing to kill to get a job that pays 30k. Yet, some undergraduate is spending way more than that just to impress a girl who is probably already eyeing another guy.

Try to apply wisdom in ever thing you do. Stop accepting responsibilities their fathers can't shoulder. The worst is that their demands are silly material things of no real value. Accepting such stupidity is one of the reasons why some guys never make it in life.


I know some female readers on this thread might be like... "lamentations of a broke dude".

Guess what? Your father is also a broke dude if you can't call him on phone to tell him to buy you a phone worth 50k.



Pick up the phone and call your father now




#Edited


some people on this thread who couldn't stomach the point have resorted to saying such a guy should go meet his mother for sex when he is Hot. I wonder why a sane person would suggest that.

When a guy needs sex, he can get it from his girlfriend. This doesn't give her the right to lay unnecessary heavy bills on him. Remember, he is also giving her sex. Well, except she is a prostitute, she doesn't have any right to use sex as a means to an end.

Actually, see cost less than a thousand Niara

Kingsasian:
I concur but my quote is based on the fact that before a guy ask out any lady he should first of all assess her to know if she is the materialistic kind of lady or not.

u are now talking

jewelofafrica:
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A prostitute is better than a girl sleeping with you for nothing, in the name of " lets see where the relationship is going to" lies from the pit of h**l after she don date plenty guys finish, una go begin count am for head, plenty bf's, olosho, loose woman, donatus, free giver etc.
Ladies, please close your legs o! Stop giving all this irresponsible guys free sex but if you can't zip up then, sell it! On OLX

three gbosa for this olosho for life.

Kingsasian:
Why ask a lady out when you know you are not financially buoyant?
Before you ask a lady out, you no dey assess or check her out first whether you dey her class? Lol

You are blessed!

joseph1832:
That's suppose to be a taboo. How can a son be asking his mother for sex

Isn't it obvious dat d mongrel is reasoning thru her pus*y?

Just earn it, that's my own

If I tell you no I mean it
And my yes is yes

sweetpies:
You are blessed!

these post will really help one know the original oloshos on NL

lawanson44:
This comment is baseless! Or does your father have sex with you?

For dis ur silly comment huh,dont just pass lawason road or else u go hear am

jewelofafrica:
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A prostitute is better than a girl sleeping with you for nothing, in the name of " lets see where the relationship is going to" lies from the pit of h**l after she don date plenty guys finish, una go begin count am for head, plenty bf's, olosho, loose woman, donatus, free giver etc.
Ladies, please close your legs o! Stop giving all this irresponsible guys free sex but if you can't zip up then, sell it! On OLX

Smh, no wonder there are so many desperate single girls in the country, madam better marry while you are young cause once you reach age 30,your demand will reduce...

Insane relationships yields such occurances.

Any sane girl who knows the capacity of his BF will not make such demands.

The problem is, most guys hold themselves out as "big boys" in the name of show off just to date girls with big demands.
A girl who falls for this ploy cannot be held to be insane when she make huge demands.

Every guy should be honest about their status, this will land them girls of their status with affordable demands.
But if you cut an oversized coat, be prepared to pay the bills.

I know two black american girls that grinds on their own, making money online and earning over $10k a month....nigerian girls are dull , broke and useless ... They only have pus*sy.

And why can't the girl wait till she starts working and save towards getting her dream phone? I can't remember the last time I sked anyone for ordinary recharge card...

Back in d day during my Nysc.
Met dz gal b4 I entered camp, we gud... bn to my place and all dat buh no sex( my policy) even tho she wanted sm.
keep ya body and don't use it as means of foreign exchange. I left for service. no calls or anytn from her and me too come bone naa as service mata no be here.
D day she called was wen I got my bicycle abi transport allowance dat she nided 10k.
I no nid wait for dz epistles... juz clear am once, no tym.
hey u, u say wetin b ya name sef. make ya head dey ya neck o. I dey camp like 3wkz now, u no call na now I get small change u call. u chop winch?
Gal, I no dey gv. Buh y ask me send u money for camp? u no dey fear God o.
na so I off fone.

Kingsasian:
Why ask a lady out when you know you are not financially buoyant?
Before you ask a lady out, you no dey assess or check her out first whether you dey her class? Lol

"Class"? Define your class please. Low class babes beg their guys for money, phone, wears et al. high class babes don't beg their guys for anything, but they only accept gifts from their guys.

bloodyBLOGGER:
The mentality of naija girls now is that a guy must become their meal ticket. Once they finally say yes to his toastings, they start dumping responsibilities in tune of huge amounts on the guy's head even when they know he's not capable of sorting such.

When you find yourself in that kind of situation, put her through this test:

Let's say she wants you to buy a Samsung phone worth 50k for her. When she comes to your place uttering such demand, tell her you will give her the money right away but on one condition- she has to call her father on phone and place it on loud speaker in your presence.

Tell her to tell her father that she wants him to buy her a phone. Listen to the man's reaction. If the old man is not in tune with the latest gadgets going on in today's world, he might agree to get her one.

If the man agrees to buy her a phone thinking it's a Nokia 3310 she wants, tell her to tell him the price which is 50k. The man's reaction will most definitely startle you to laughter . He will definitely get angry at such demand and make his point clear that he can't afford to spend on such frivolity except he's dangote. He might even tell her to remember the humble background she's from.


What's the point of the test?

Why should she dump that kind of responsibility on a struggling guy like you, a responsibility that a mature and salary earner his afraid of bagging?

You will be stupid to foot such bill if you do not have huge savings in an account. Don't you even have a mother, a sister or a relative to lavish on? These are the people who will always remember you for such gesture, not some silly girl who thinks 50k grows on trees. That 50k might be bigger than the amount her father collects as pension from the government. Yet, she wants you to spend it on a phone that will run out of trend when the new model drops. With the rate of unemployment in the country, graduates are willing to kill to get a job that pays 30k. Yet, some undergraduate is spending way more than that just to impress a girl who is probably already eyeing another guy.

Try to apply wisdom in ever thing you do. Stop accepting responsibilities their fathers can't shoulder. The worst is that their demands are silly material things of no real value. Accepting such stupidity is one of the reasons why some guys never make it in life.


I know some female readers on this thread might be like... "lamentations of a broke dude".

Guess what? Your father is also a broke dude if you can't call him on phone to tell him to buy you a phone worth 50k.



Pick up the phone and call your father now




#Edited


some people on this thread who couldn't stomach the point have resorted to saying such a guy should go meet his mother for sex when he is Hot. I wonder why a sane person would suggest that.

When a guy needs sex, he can get it from his girlfriend. This doesn't give her the right to lay unnecessary heavy bills on him. Remember, he is also giving her sex. Well, except she is a prostitute, she doesn't have any right to use sex as a means to an end.

op how about if she does the reverse of this senario on you.for instance, you tell her you want sex and she puts a call to your mother and you guys hear your mother's reaction?

gbens2000:
three gbosa for this olosho for life.

I will excuse your French (olosho of life) this time..... the name is jewel, for future reference.

PS: Tiri gbosa for u too! U know what time it is