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In order to put an end to disloyalty and infidelity between couples, Spanish matress company called Durmet has come up with this awesome smart mattress that knows when someone else is in your bed. More crucially it can detect sex, that isn’t you, and alert you to the apparent adultery.

The smart mattress, dubbed Smartress, works by using 24 ultrasonic sensors, in conjunction with an algorithm, can detect the frequency and intensity of bouncing on its surface. It can then use its battery powered brain to send a message to the owner.

It’s smart enough to recognise the difference between someone sitting on the bed, say, and the real deal going down. So you shouldn’t get alerts every time the kids jump on the bed or when someone’s sitting in the bedroom.

According to the manufacturer, the mattress was created to deal with the apparently huge “Global Infidelity Crisis” problem of adultery in the Spain and world wild. The company slogan goes: “If your partner isn’t faithful, at least your mattress is.” Check out the video review below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWP4n4BfAYo

Source: http://www.techmzy.com.ng/2016/04/15/this-smart-mattress-will-detect-and-tell-you-when-someone-else-is-having-sex-in-your-bed/

simple fix , dont bleep on the matress does d couch have sensors

what if a child decide to bounce on top without one knowing, wont that send a wrong message?

what happened to the floor or bathroom.na dey bleeping swt pass.

Oyibo dem will not kee us oo
Nice one tho'

Thank God Mary isn't on NL so I'll buy this bed n put in my room. Once I get any SMS, I'll rush home with cutlass, without even knowing who tested....

mtcheeew when couch aint complaining

must one have sex only on the bed? it's not fun self if it's on the bed. in as much as chairs are their and wall can send signal then NA wash

I NEED ME ONE OF THESE. MAYBE IT CAN DETECT ME HAVING SEX IN MY BED

They never knew sex in the kitchen exist?

hahaha, what if your partner decides to bleep on the floor or in the shower?

nze4al:
In order to put an end to disloyalty and infidelity between couples, Spanish matress company called Durmet has come up with this awesome smart mattress that knows when someone else is in your bed. More crucially it can detect sex, that isn’t you, and alert you to the apparent adultery.

The smart mattress, dubbed Smartress, works by using 24 ultrasonic sensors, in conjunction with an algorithm, can detect the frequency and intensity of bouncing on its surface. It can then use its battery powered brain to send a message to the owner.

It’s smart enough to recognise the difference between someone sitting on the bed, say, and the real deal going down. So you shouldn’t get alerts every time the kids jump on the bed or when someone’s sitting in the bedroom.

According to the manufacturer, the mattress was created to deal with the apparently huge “Global Infidelity Crisis” problem of adultery in the Spain and world wild. The company slogan goes: “If your partner isn’t faithful, at least your mattress is.” Check out the video review below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWP4n4BfAYo

Source: http://www.techmzy.com.ng/2016/04/15/this-smart-mattress-will-detect-and-tell-you-when-someone-else-is-having-sex-in-your-bed/

herbie
Herbie27
Come see ooo

Na 4 Spain only.....I trust ma Naija pple

Lobbish

redrobin:
simple fix , dont bleep on the matress does d couch have sensors

A potential cheat detected

No b small tin

Mtchwwww! Me think say the something carry video wey go dey record am self..

i must buy one for sinaj and modath

For your mind.

drightguy:
what if a child decide to bounce on top without one knowing, wont that send a wrong message?

That is why it is good to read before u comment

abeg mk dm leave story. local mat dy Dr to flex

HateU2

drightguy:
what if a child decide to bounce on top without one knowing, wont that send a wrong message?

That's the issue with people always jumping to conclusion without reading the article.

It’s smart enough to recognise the difference between someone sitting on the bed, say, and the real deal going down. So you shouldn’t get alerts every time the kids jump on the bed or when someone’s sitting in the bedroom.

I don warn you to stay away from Expired paracetamol Mhizta.

redrobin:
simple fix , dont bleep on the matress does d couch have sensors

I d rather prefer a sensor that can be in that woman's body.
It should be able to record the face of the fucke r too

Maybe the freezer in the kitchen will also have a censor..

redrobin:
simple fix , dont bleep on the matress does d couch have sensors

See initiatives.............i guess the engineer that designed this doesn't have a faithful wife

The senate wil definitely pass a bill to prevent d importation of dis bed into Nigeria.

The criminal mind will always find a way

Who the bed EPP?

That is good to know but i don't need it.

Pls i have this essay competition how will a tablet help me achieve my dreams as a teenager

Lol