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Guys And Their Lies by Nobody: 8:28pm On Apr 21, 2016
Hateu.2 in conjunction with naughtynaughty cheesy brings you the most interesting thread for this year grin. After a thorough investigation from both parties, we can surely tell you the following about guys. Enjoy:



1. You are always on my mind: shocked shocked. My sis, if a guy tells you this. Biko, run for your life. Are you a matric number Why should you be on his mind always when he says the same thing to others girls immediately he drop the call undecided. Smh 4 guys.

2. I love you pass my mother: chai! Guys, dairis God ooo cry cry. My sis, don't you ever fall for this biko. He just wanna get down there.


3. I can't live without you: shocked shocked. Are you the air we breathe in If no, run sis biko, run!!! He said the same thing to his 'ex' and yet he's still alive. You are replaceable my sis. You gerrit now

4. You have the qualities I want in a girl: ewooooooooo!!! If so, why was he staring at the girl with big booobs and yansh the other day He will always look for another girl with 'big' big yansh like my bestie, naughtynaughty cheesy. All na format my sis. Again, run!!!

5. I have never love any other girl the way I love you: shocked. Again, all na format. He just wanna put 'it' in. You understand right wink.

6. I miss you: He only misses you when the other girl is not gonna make it that weekend. He only says this because of the benefits that will come when you come around.


7. I LOVE YOU: shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked.
Biggest lie. Run! Run!!! Run!!!
In fact I don't know what to say about this. No words to describe it cheesy.



Never trust someone who lies to you, never lie too someone who trusts you.


Erm erm, just know your 'place' in a guy's life. Simple! He might be call you 'side chick' to his friends. Be wise girl wink.
I drop my phone here oo.
Naughtynaughty, any addition or subtraction

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by Smellymouth: 8:29pm On Apr 21, 2016
Hate.U2 and naughtyna.ughty just be like VIC O and Air.force1 grin cheesy

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by MUVA(m): 8:32pm On Apr 21, 2016
True facts sha.. But we all lie, men and women alike.

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by obiorathesubtle: 8:32pm On Apr 21, 2016
"Guys are liars" said aunty bola, while aunty sade listened closely..



That's how aunty sade died single at the age of 86 and aunty bola's grandchildren sponsored the burial..



Ladies Chose ye this day whom ye shall listen to..

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by MUVA(m): 8:35pm On Apr 21, 2016
Smellymouth:
Hate.U2 and naughtyna.ughty just be like VIC O and Air.force1 grin cheesy

Alaga1 I hail baba cool

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by Nobody: 8:37pm On Apr 21, 2016
HateU2:
Hateu.2 in conjunction with naughtynaughty cheesy brings you the most interesting thread for this year grin. After a thorough investigation from both parties, we can surely tell you the following about guys. Enjoy:



1. You are always on my mind: shocked shocked. My sis, if a guy tells you this. Biko, run for your life. Are you a matric number Why should you be on his mind always when he says the same thing to others girls immediately he drop the call undecided. Smh 4 guys.

2. I love you pass my mother: chai! Guys, dairis God ooo cry cry. My sis, don't you ever fall for this biko. He just wanna get down there.


3. I can't live without you: shocked shocked. Are you the air we breathe in If no, run sis biko, run!!! He said the same thing to his 'ex' and yet he's still alive. You are replaceable my sis. You gerrit now

4. You have the qualities I want in a girl: ewooooooooo!!! If so, why was he staring at the girl with big booobs and yansh the other day He will always look for another girl with 'big' big yansh like my bestie, naughtynaughty cheesy. All na format my sis. Again, run!!!

5. I have never love any other girl the way I love you: shocked. Again, all na format. He just wanna put 'it' in. You understand right wink.

6. I miss you: He only misses you when the other girl is not gonna make it that weekend. He only says this because of the benefits that will come when you come around.


7. I LOVE YOU: shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked.
Biggest lie. Run! Run!!! Run!!!
In fact I don't know what to say about this. No words to describe it cheesy.



Never trust someone who lies to you, never lie too someone who trusts you.


Erm erm, just know your 'place' in a guy's life. Simple! He might be call you 'side chick' to his friends. Be wise girl wink.
I drop my phone here oo.
Naughtynaughty, any addition or subtraction
ehm ehm.. In addition to my twinnie's nice speech:
I greet u all ooo, GUYS, a.k.a linus, lion.

Guys lie! Like a lot!
D funniest thing, guys with such character r usually overprotective of their female sistrs.. No criosly just check dem out. Think of dt ur 'player' male frnd nd c how much he protect his sis frm oda guys!

They don't want any guy around der sis @all ooooo, dey r like d military zone grin why?
Guys why?
Oh karma?
Yhr scared those sh!ts u do to oda grls wuld eventually be done to ur sista? How bad! sad sad sad

And all yea backup friends, lie lie guys bckup frnds.. U guys have no conscience aswr grin grin

Helloo Bisi, iyawo wa.. Ur bf go atm now now ooo, just gve him 3hours abeg shocked shocked shocked
3hrs? Fr wat? To go straf anoda lady. Just rembr, karma is a b!tch dt knws evri's address nd ur name is alrdy on his list. I RISE!

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by Nobody: 8:40pm On Apr 21, 2016
hateu2 I De miss you like sand and cement

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by Smellymouth: 8:42pm On Apr 21, 2016
MUVA:


Alaga1 I hail baba cool

My master..

Na you be the Maker of Alaga oo

The Tinubu aka Jagaban,

I greet your government Sir.. cool

Na una give us this office oo

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by shamsuRana(m): 8:43pm On Apr 21, 2016
undecided

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by Nobody: 8:43pm On Apr 21, 2016
olihilistic:
hate.u2 I De miss you like sand and cement
Sand and cement bawo undecided

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by Nobody: 8:45pm On Apr 21, 2016
Smellymouth:


My master..

Na you be the Maker of Alaga oo

The Tinubu aka Jagaban,

I greet your government Sir.. cool

Na una give us this office oo
if u derail my thread with ur memes ehn, I will reset u back to life undecided

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by misspicy(f): 8:45pm On Apr 21, 2016
Smellymouth:
Hate.U2 and naughtyna.ughty just be like VIC O and Airforce1 grin cheesy
Buhahahahahahaha gringringringringrin

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by Nobody: 8:46pm On Apr 21, 2016
Smellymouth:
Hate.U2 and naughtyna.ughty just be like VIC O and Air.force1 grin cheesy
undecided

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by iykekelvins(m): 8:46pm On Apr 21, 2016
Stay there and be waiting for guys that don't lie

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by Smellymouth: 8:48pm On Apr 21, 2016
HateU2:
undecided

... tongue tongue

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by Nobody: 8:48pm On Apr 21, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
"Guys are liars" said aunty bola, while aunty sade listened closely..



That's how aunty sade died single at the age of 86 and aunty bola's grandchildren sponsored the burial..



Ladies Chose ye this day whom ye shall listen to..
ok
Another story






Meanwhile, longest tym

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by ronald4lif(m): 8:48pm On Apr 21, 2016
Try girls then. Problem solved. undecided

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by Nobody: 8:49pm On Apr 21, 2016
Of course, they are lies when he ain't saying those after you both have walked through lots together. A guy that begin ta shower you with all these raw compliments on the first date or after few dates is a lie; It takes time to build love and trust.

Personally, if I want sex with a girl, I come out clean on my motives as a flirt or a jerk never trampling on those words by default. Noff said! Nice topic too Hateu2!

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by Nobody: 8:56pm On Apr 21, 2016
Smellymouth and muva .. Take ur derailing selves out of dis thread b4 I thrash u guys wit cane grin grin

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by Nobody: 8:58pm On Apr 21, 2016
misspicy:

Buhahahahahahaha gringringringringrin
taahr! Close ur smellymouth jor tongue tongue

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by Smellymouth: 8:58pm On Apr 21, 2016
HateU2:
Sand and cement bawo undecided


HateU2, so you be bricklayer? grin cheesy cheesy

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by Nobody: 8:58pm On Apr 21, 2016
HateU2:
Sand and cement bawo undecided
sorry good evening

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by obiorathesubtle: 8:59pm On Apr 21, 2016
HateU2:
ok
Another story






Meanwhile, longest tym
yea.. Been busy with stuff.. I missed you tho.. cheesy


Motivational signature.. smiley

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by Nobody: 9:00pm On Apr 21, 2016
pinceprinz:
Of course, they are lies when he ain't saying those after you both have walked through lots together. A guy that begin ta shower you with all these raw compliments on the first date or after few dates is a lie; It takes time to build love and trust.

Personally, if I want sex with a girl, I come out clean on my motives as a flirt or a jerk never trampling on those words by default. Noff said! Nice topic too Hateu2!
hateu2 nd I formed it 2geda oo undecided read d intro again nah, alagba undecided

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by Smellymouth: 9:01pm On Apr 21, 2016
misspicy:

Buhahahahahahaha gringringringringrin


Sister, u want to set me up abi?


Holyghosst..........!!!! grin

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by MUVA(m): 9:01pm On Apr 21, 2016
Smellymouth:

My master..
Na you be the Maker of Alaga oo
The Tinubu aka Jagaban,
I greet your government Sir.. cool
Na una give us this office oo
No vex, na me fine your trouble gringrin

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by Nobody: 9:02pm On Apr 21, 2016
Smellymouth:
Hate.U2 and naughtyna.ughty just be like VIC O and Air.force1 grin cheesy
u no well grin grin grin

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by Nobody: 9:04pm On Apr 21, 2016
naughtynaughty:
hateu2 nd I formed it 2geda oo undecided read d intro again nah, alagba undecided

Hateu2 , your friend is jealous grin

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by Nobody: 9:04pm On Apr 21, 2016
Airsultan b peepin for hours.. Stil thinkin of wat 2write? tongue tongue

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by Smellymouth: 9:04pm On Apr 21, 2016
naughtynaughty:
taahr! Close ur smell.ymouth jor tongue tongue

..... grin grin grin

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by Smellymouth: 9:05pm On Apr 21, 2016
naughtynaughty:
u no well grin grin grin

grin cheesy

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Re: Guys And Their Lies by Nobody: 9:06pm On Apr 21, 2016
pinceprinz:

Hateu2 , your friend is jealous grin
yassssss! grin grin

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