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Haybee27:
Where is ur pics,u r one of d haters ehnn?

TheValiant:
[b]Dude, I can tell how badly your armpits stink due to the fact that you do nothing but sit-down on nairaland all day searching for news about Synzu.

Dude, the only thing I know about you starts and ends with your questionable sexuality. I DON'T KNOW YOU so stop trying too hard to famz me. I don't fvck guys and you for one are a LATENT HOMOSEXUAL hiding behind a female moniker to fulfil your sissy fantasies! Little wonder you have your greasy head so deep inside the OP's ass!

Woe betide the slimy skank that shat a scum like you out of her Bleep hole and cured this earth with a plague like you - missclassy! Your rectum cravings leave you switching from male to female monikers trying so hard to fit in but you are a reject and will forever remain below the food chain!

Synzu doesn't give a tuppence about you. We were never pals, from your seriousbabe/missclassy/nicklausa/decker/newsherriff accounts I never liked you and will never do so kindly keep me out of all your shenanigans as I am NOT an insipid rectum craver like you.

You hold the world record for the longest feacal matter ever produced because it took your whoring mother 9 months to defecate the catastrophe that turned out to be YOU. A confused frenchify fagguut with a penchant for begging nairalanders for laptops and money.

I might have bleeped your crush bro, its not my fault, atleast that proves I'm NOTHING like the descriptions you gave of me. All you've described are nothing but fallacious buncombe used in arousing the likes of sweetorgasm. Its even evident that I am more a man than you will ever be so its either you live with that or continue shoving your fist down your asshole cos your micropenis can't find its way in there.

Bloody coward hiding behind an alt to stalk me. I am your GOD. And you will forever remain obsessed with me.
Despite how much nature fuvcked you up I still feel pity for you, you're a nonentity in the world I rule and I won't even blink upon hearing the news of your demise, you wanna know why? That's cos I'm more concerned about the price of tomatoes in the market.

I won't warn you to take your leprous fingers off my mentions, I need you to reply me.

Bastardd offspring of an epileptic drunken ninnyhammer and an insipid whoring cum bucket. Accursed imbecillic cururu-toad with the wits of a wet six year old girl! Shame on you boy!! [/b]

onstelly:
Where have you been my love

IamLEGEND1:
had to take a crash course so i can be on the same wavelength as you.*things we did for luv* unfortunately,before i could wow u with my 'dictionary mouth',pinceprinz had called dibs.......so i had to retreat and lick my wounds. That's where i have been.

firstking01:
Ok, you are welcome.

firstking01:
Lol, i dnt hate, i only love

TheValiant:
[b]Dude, I can tell how badly your armpits stink due to the fact that you do nothing but sit-down on nairaland all day searching for news about Synzu.

Dude, the only thing I know about you starts and ends with your questionable sexuality. I DON'T KNOW YOU so stop trying too hard to famz me. I don't fvck guys and you for one are a LATENT HOMOSEXUAL hiding behind a female moniker to fulfil your sissy fantasies! Little wonder you have your greasy head so deep inside the OP's ass!

Woe betide the slimy skank that shat a scum like you out of her Bleep hole and cured this earth with a plague like you - missclassy! Your rectum cravings leave you switching from male to female monikers trying so hard to fit in but you are a reject and will forever remain below the food chain!

Synzu doesn't give a tuppence about you. We were never pals, from your seriousbabe/missclassy/nicklausa/decker/newsherriff accounts I never liked you and will never do so kindly keep me out of all your shenanigans as I am NOT an insipid rectum craver like you.

You hold the world record for the longest feacal matter ever produced because it took your whoring mother 9 months to defecate the catastrophe that turned out to be YOU. A confused frenchify fagguut with a penchant for begging nairalanders for laptops and money.

I might have bleeped your crush bro, its not my fault, atleast that proves I'm NOTHING like the descriptions you gave of me. All you've described are nothing but fallacious buncombe used in arousing the likes of sweetorgasm. Its even evident that I am more a man than you will ever be so its either you live with that or continue shoving your fist down your asshole cos your micropenis can't find its way in there.

Bloody coward hiding behind an alt to stalk me. I am your GOD. And you will forever remain obsessed with me.
Despite how much nature fuvcked you up I still feel pity for you, you're a nonentity in the world I rule and I won't even blink upon hearing the news of your demise, you wanna know why? That's cos I'm more concerned about the price of tomatoes in the market.

I won't warn you to take your leprous fingers off my mentions, I need you to reply me.

Bastardd offspring of an epileptic drunken ninnyhammer and an insipid whoring cum bucket. Accursed imbecillic cururu-toad with the wits of a wet six year old girl! Shame on you boy!! [/b]

Haybee27:
Lol,good!

firstking01:
And where's your own pix, you reg today, your pix is supposed to be there

TheValiant:
[b]Dude, I can tell how badly your armpits stink due to the fact that you do nothing but sit-down on nairaland all day searching for news about Synzu.

Dude, the only thing I know about you starts and ends with your questionable sexuality. I DON'T KNOW YOU so stop trying too hard to famz me. I don't fvck guys and you for one are a LATENT HOMOSEXUAL hiding behind a female moniker to fulfil your sissy fantasies! Little wonder you have your greasy head so deep inside the OP's ass!

Woe betide the slimy skank that shat a scum like you out of her Bleep hole and cured this earth with a plague like you - missclassy! Your rectum cravings leave you switching from male to female monikers trying so hard to fit in but you are a reject and will forever remain below the food chain!

Synzu doesn't give a tuppence about you. We were never pals, from your seriousbabe/missclassy/nicklausa/decker/newsherriff accounts I never liked you and will never do so kindly keep me out of all your shenanigans as I am NOT an insipid rectum craver like you.

You hold the world record for the longest feacal matter ever produced because it took your whoring mother 9 months to defecate the catastrophe that turned out to be YOU. A confused frenchify fagguut with a penchant for begging nairalanders for laptops and money.

I might have bleeped your crush bro, its not my fault, atleast that proves I'm NOTHING like the descriptions you gave of me. All you've described are nothing but fallacious buncombe used in arousing the likes of sweetorgasm. Its even evident that I am more a man than you will ever be so its either you live with that or continue shoving your fist down your asshole cos your micropenis can't find its way in there.

Bloody coward hiding behind an alt to stalk me. I am your GOD. And you will forever remain obsessed with me.
Despite how much nature fuvcked you up I still feel pity for you, you're a nonentity in the world I rule and I won't even blink upon hearing the news of your demise, you wanna know why? That's cos I'm more concerned about the price of tomatoes in the market.

I won't warn you to take your leprous fingers off my mentions, I need you to reply me.

Bastardd offspring of an epileptic drunken ninnyhammer and an insipid whoring cum bucket. Accursed imbecillic cururu-toad with the wits of a wet six year old girl! Shame on you boy!! [/b]

AngelAhnie:
Silvertongue is this your other moniker Just asking

silvertongue:
To the likes of Avalon316,haterz and all doubting thomas. I present myself as a human and not a bot. Represented below is a picture of myself, silvertongue displaying a form of credibility to the fact that I do exist on Nairaland.

Its Me,Myself and I -silvertongue

Ladies and gents, as at 1:30am, 17th of May a user with the moniker AVALON316 challenged my authenticity by saying that he knows me from somewhere even went as far as saying that he knows my real name, that I,silvertongue is a fraud using another persons picture or downloaded internet pics. I get that I am handsome and all that but what I don't get is how is it so impossible for someone like me to use nairaland. Nairaland of all forum!

Avalon316 before you deactivate your account as we made a bet if I do as we agreed! pls answer me this one thing...

Are great handsome men like me too big for Nairaland? Or are the men of Nairaland doomed to be "averagely handsome" that someone like me can possibly not grace the face of NL?

Am sure by now you are rethinking your actions. Yea, that was your mistake; you thought a picture as good as mine can only be a demi god! But the thruth is am just like every average nairalander- a nigerian with a german decent, what some of you call halfcast.

Failure not to deactivate your account as we have agreed will lead to the damage of your integrity giving me every right to call you a.......(I leave that to the audience)

Haybee27:
U r nice,i like u.

Touchey:
"many cuter"?
omg you just fall my hand

Decker:
@TheVailiant, I would appreciate if you guys would keep my moniker out of all this shenanigans.

You can't just make assertions on personal wimp and feed them to the public as fact. That's not how things are done. Carry out proper research before you arrive at these kind of conclusions. This is the last comment i will make on this issue.

One love.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#F70D1A]°•Then they outta had banned me with the way I dragged you
.....I'm surprised you even wanna speak ta me [/color]

Aisha96:
Hmmm. The situation of this country has gotten outta hand.

Buhari needs to curb the growing menance before one decides to depart naija for good.

As if the situation at present isn't appalling, I heard nepa went on strike on top their epileptic power supply along other sectors of the country. I hope they call it off soon. We would have make do with expensive fuel till then.

firstking01:
How are you sure that i'm nice person, we just met today and you are talking bout liking me...i'm not nice, only God is nice...i might disapoint you.

CarrotAndStick:
Why not? My offer still stands firmly like my dick. My 'balls' are in your court, sweetheart.

[color=#F70D1A]°•I done told you,I don't want nothin' ta do with yer little lizard or is friends
.....bye[/color]

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#F70D1A]°•I done told you,I don't want nothin' ta do with yer little lizard or is friends
.....bye[/color]

CarrotAndStick:
It was a little lizard ten years ago. It has grown into a giant alligator now.

[color=#F70D1A]°•For yer mind
....all that gerrai you drink stunted yer growth
...didn't doctor warn you [/color]