Breaking someone's heart is not always a bad thing as sometimes its actually a good thing. This has some advantages:

- It sets you free of any emotional struggle. It's difficult to tell your bae that you are crushing on someone else especially when bae is too good but not good enough. This emotional struggle to choose between bae and crush can be put to an end by breaking bae's heart thus erasing him/her from the equation setting the path for crush to come in.

- It releases your other side. My elders once told me that everyone has an 'other' side. A.k.a a bad side. The side that just wants to do bad things. (Personally I enjoy it). So keeping your bad side under lock and key can be frustrating and unhealthy. You have to set it free. By doing something bad such as breaking your bae's heart.

- It makes you happy. When you break someone's heart, yeah you might feel guilty but deep down, you like it Coz the person who was a pain in d ass would be long gone.

That being said, you should know how to go about breaking hearts. Let's review

1.) Lying :- This works on ladies. As a guy, when you lie to your girlfriend or even your wife, it crumbles a wall in her. Ladies don't like lies especially from bae. So the best way to break her heart, lie to her and make her find out easily that you lied. That is even more annoying.

2.) Cheating:- This works on both gender. Although, it might have little effect on a guy who never cared though. But in most cases, it hurts all the same. Simply ignore the bae and go fvck your crush! And leave evidences that you did. Let bae find out easy and fast. Bae would break. Yeah insults would fly around but insults are words.. just words

3.) Sudden Breakup:- Wake up in the morning, tell bae it's over. Just like that! No reason. No explanation. Nothing. Just end it and walk away. What hurts bae wouldn't be that you left but you left without reason. Bae would begin to think you never even loved him/her or you were just using him/her. That deep thought would develop into a depression and then heart break.

4.) Flirt with others:- Flirting isn't cheating! Make no mistake. Flirt with friends of bae in front of bae. That explains it self.

5.) Spread the good news about bae's filth. Does bae have a very small pen!s smaller than that of a rabbit? If so, spread the word to his potential future babes. And also his potential 'boys' who call him 'boss'. And if bae's puss.y stinks like rotten dog crap, spread the good news to the potential future boyfriends and magas. Bae would be crushed.

6.) Compare bae with your ex! Make your ex better than bae.

7.) Support another guy/girl in an arguement against bae. Make sure bae looses.

8.) DENY BAE'S PROPOSAL!

So if you are looking to make your partner pay for their sins. The above can get you started.

Disclaimer:- The above is not an actual representation of my personality in fiction or in reality. The above is simply for information dissemination only.

In my next thread I'd explain how to make useless, the future and career of your partner and place his name on poverty.

skarlett:
Is this sarcasm or real shii because bae, people don't need your advice to fvck things up in the first place

BoiledHead:
This op is evil. You are wicked. I wonder what you are in reality. All your threads are just plain evil and unfair BS.

It's your type that lead terrorists.

MUVA:
Why the fvck am I still awake

Vinshu:


People do. People pay me to teach them how to do bad things. When you think you are fvcking things up, you only fvcking yourself. So you need advice from those who have eaten, fvcked, and destroyed things.

I see

Vinshu:


Do this to fall asleep,

Take ice and massage your pen!s with it. Then wrap your balls with more blocks of ice and watch porn to have boner in the ice.

Sleep all the way

MUVA:



Technically, I can't have a bonner on ice cos its cold. Frost makes blood congeal rather than flow so its impossible.


NEXT!!

Vinshu:


Give it a try. And come back to me to repeat your comment.

You won't even be able to pick the porn in the first place. When your manhood is at 1 degree. The sensation that would grip through your thighs right from your scrotal sacks down to your legs would demobilise yo and place you flat on the ground and in 5 minutes you would begin to experience pain around your waist and a stiff sensation around your legs.

MUVA:


Now, why will I remain in excruciating pain in a bid to fall asleep? I wasn't blind when I skipped that part, Professor Dumbledor.



Oh, so rape is rampant where you're from?




And they wonder why you're so bitter...

ireneony:
Some people claim to work in a corporate firm (lai microbiologist) yet they're still awake by this time
Those knights must really be retards

who dash monkey banana


Amber rose I see u #muvaemojie

ireneony:
Some people claim to work in a corporate firm (lai microbiologist) yet they're still awake by this time
Those knights must really be retards

who dash monkey banana


Amber rose I see u #muvaemojie

Vinshu:


What does your comment have to do with my post?

ireneony:
well the retard knows himself

Vinshu:

Rape is everywhere. It's more in Nigeria

MUVA:


We aren't the ones who take rapist dismantling classes are we?



So much for being "more"

Vinshu:


I'm still confused.

Vinshu:


No. You don't because you are all rapists. Would a rapist learn how to destroy a rapist? No.

Vinshu:

I'm still confused.

ireneony:
u won't understand

back to your topic#
why do you have this mindset?

Vinshu:


I am an explorer. I do things just for the fun of it. Just to know what happens next. I hurt people just to know their reaction. I make babies cry just to see how their tears roll. So do i make people happy too just to see how they smile.

I am all in one. Although I'm enjoy doing negative things. What's bad is obviously good.

ireneony:
have you ever heard of the word "karma"