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15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody:
1. “You look familiar.”

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The Nigerian pick-up line as old as our independence.


Lalasticlala

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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:35am On May 25, 2016
2. “I only want to get to know you.”

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He actually means “know” in the biblical sense.
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:35am On May 25, 2016
3. “I just want us to be friends.”

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The screensaver lie. He is still planning you.
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:36am On May 25, 2016
4. “I’m single.”


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Single = Less than 3 women.
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:36am On May 25, 2016
5. “I have a girlfriend but we are having issues.”


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He is the “issue”.
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by ireneony(f):
grin.

16. Gimme ur number. .I just want to be ur friend. .nothing more grin

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:37am On May 25, 2016
6. “I’m going to leave her for you.”

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Don’t hold your breath.
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:38am On May 25, 2016
OP booking space..lol
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Last2comment(m): 10:38am On May 25, 2016

Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by ibe9ja: 10:39am On May 25, 2016
Lol, Op u join spacebookers association
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Kemjay(m): 10:39am On May 25, 2016
DiAmOnDrUbY:
2. “I only want to get to know you.”

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/a9d4d6f17054e12d70ccfd8d3e9a661a9c2feb09_large.jpg


He actually means “know” in the biblical sense.
Funny...
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:39am On May 25, 2016
7. “You’re the only girl I’m talking to.”


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You’re not even the only girl he is talking to that second.

lalasticlala
mynd44
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:39am On May 25, 2016
8. “She is just a friend.”


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/look-ehen.jpg


Yeah, they’ve been “friends” for 5 years and they have 2 children.
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:39am On May 25, 2016
9. “I’m ignoring other girls because of you.”


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Na so.
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Hadez(f): 10:40am On May 25, 2016
I have heard them all especially here on NL grin
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:40am On May 25, 2016
Love the look on this girl's face lol. It cracks me up everytime. We all do this.
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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:41am On May 25, 2016
10. “I’ve never met anyone like you before.”

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Save it.
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:41am On May 25, 2016
11. “I’m not like other guys.”


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He means he is worse.
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:43am On May 25, 2016
12. “I’d never cheat on you.”


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He actually means he’ll never get caught.
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Cutehector(m): 10:43am On May 25, 2016
I don repent from all these sha grin
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:43am On May 25, 2016
13. “I don’t play games.”


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He will now turn you to PlayStation.
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:43am On May 25, 2016
14. “I love you.”

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After just 5 minutes of meeting you. Oshey, Disney Prince.
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:44am On May 25, 2016
15. “I’m ready for marriage.”

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You’ll now end up engaged for 10 years. He will turn you to lord of the RINGS grin grin grin grin
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Lavedaa: 10:45am On May 25, 2016
cheesy
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:47am On May 25, 2016
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Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by MRXELA(m): 10:48am On May 25, 2016
Hey
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by ErnieSmallzz(f): 10:53am On May 25, 2016
.patiently Waiting 4 a counter thread, grin cheesy...
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:54am On May 25, 2016
hiyaa

MRXELA:
Hey
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Nobody: 10:55am On May 25, 2016
DiAmOnDrUbY:
10. “I’ve never met anyone like you before.”

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/IMG_20160303_003254.jpg


Save it.
My kind of thing. Lol
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Michellla(f): 11:02am On May 25, 2016
more like 15 lines nigerian guys use in toasting
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by rosieluv(f): 11:09am On May 25, 2016
op three gbosa 4 u
Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by Montaque(m): 11:11am On May 25, 2016
Can we have a 'no string attached' friendship? Just to know you better in case of marriage.
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