₦airaland Forum

Smellymouth:
Hahahahha.. I jump am pass!!

Bloods of JESUS!!

MrCork:
if shes lightskin...yep!!

STFUareyouG0d:
ha! this is a serious something o

You dey find shark? You fit fish? You get fishing net? Boat? Cuz all these small small hook and line no fit catch shark o. Na so so Tuna e go dey catch and some tilapia

STFUareyouG0d:
Baba, this one too high to get over o, too low to get under.

Try your luck

Make I just dey middle like Absalom in the bible..

I reject such baba

My destiny is still fresh

If I jam olokun or nwanyi asaba,IT IS OVER!

SANDOSKI:
*dey matter serious oooo


But you no say Shark go last for one year bt if na Sardine I fit finish am within one hour...


*Baba God bring beta SHARK for me oooll

STFUareyouG0d:
Mrcork will date anything light skinned

Hehehehe


Pick one

STFUareyouG0d:
hehehehe. I wooed na. Last year tho

STFUareyouG0d:
hehehe my village river get olokun. I heard her husband was killed with poison by some fishermen. So as e be right now, she dey search for new husband. You fit FW your cv with a cover letter

Smellymouth:
Make I just dey middle like Absalom in the bible..

I reject such baba

My destiny is still fresh

If I jam olokun or nwanyi asaba,IT IS OVER!

Smellymouth:
This lady is just too cute..

SANDOSKI:
Lol..... Make I help am forward dey cv ... Na dis kind matter dey sweet my belle... Smellymouth we don dey find wife for you ooo.. See as my Uncle STFUareyouG0d carry you for mind...

MrCork:
Number 2 all the way.....she loooklikes a B.J expat & she remins me of HateU2!!!

STFUareyouG0d:
LWKMD so e get wetin dey fear alaga. Wow! Now I know

from head to toe. Everything just perfect

Baba, I nor be James Bond na

Na something dey kill man

If I fit get dat babe for a week,

SANDOSKI:
Lol..... Make I help am forward dey cv ... Na dis kind matter dey sweet my belle... Smellymouth we don dey find wife for you ooo.. See as my Uncle STFUareyouG0d carry you for mind...

STFUareyouG0d:
Aunty, me sef dey find better cat for pet

You know where I fit get?

mimzy:
I'm sure "she" said yes a million times and over

Smellymouth:
, ..Olori, I greet you

SANDOSKI:
Yes ooo.... Choose which one you want

Smellymouth:
Baba, I nor be James Bond na

Na something dey kill man

If I fit get dat babe for a week,

STFUareyouG0d:
Did she? Didn't wait to get answer actually left before show was over

STFUareyouG0d:
you'll be senior wife, she'll be junior


Sister, abeg softly 'uncle zone' me before e go too late for me to correct

STFUareyouG0d:
you'll be senior wife, she'll be junior


Sister, abeg softly 'uncle zone' me before e go too late for me to correct

Uncle mi, ebi n pa mi

Uncle mi, mo gbadun bi mise nba e Soro.

Uncle mi, Od'aro kosila ala to da

Uncle mi, se gbogbo nkan lo Dede

,

STFUareyouG0d:
hateu2? That village girl

mimzy:
Hahaha

Fear of rejection ba

ShaqFu:
Whose wet dream, yours?

MrCork:
HateU2 needs a man & I can help her...luckily for her I am available!

SANDOSKI:
E no easy to be Lolo .... Senior wife to Smellymo.uth.....

walks into her house**

Sees her stark nak3d!!

Olori 1, don't wear any cloth again jare..

Baby, Idi HOT

STFUareyouG0d:
we dey talk pvssycat you dey talk cat

Smellymouth:
Uncle mi, ebi n pa mi

Uncle mi, mo gbadun bi mise nba e Soro.

Uncle mi, Od'aro kosila ala to da

Uncle mi, se gbogbo nkan lo Dede

,

MrCork:
HateU2 needs a man & I can help her...luckily for her I am available!

. Did u just call urself a man corkhead

Smellymouth:
Uncle mi, ebi n pa mi

Uncle mi, mo gbadun bi mise nba e Soro.

Uncle mi, Od'aro kosila ala to da

Uncle mi, se gbogbo nkan lo Dede

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SANDOSKI:
Leave me oo I no want

You too like quarrel..Haba!