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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 3:09pm On Jun 14, 2016
Episode 18
Episode 18

In the cab, I was Sitting in the middle with a police man sitting on each of my side.

All that was going through my mind was who would I contact ? I can't call home, because I can't afford to face their questioning.

After few minutes of them driving around aimlessly, they parked by the road side. The officer sitting in the front sit beside the driver turned to face me.

Officer : who are you ?

Me : am ife an I.T student, I work....

Officer 2 : (Cuts in) shut up and answer only what was asked!

Officer 1 : we are ware of what you went in there to do, so save yourself the stress of telling lies, because I won't buy it, let's just make a mutual agreement.

**//I decided to concur to see where the discussion is leading//**

Me : so what now ?

Officer 1 : settle us with 150k and be on your way.

Me : (shocked) you say wetin ? 150 what?, from where should I get that ?

Officer 2 : you are still trying to form innocently, like you can't afford to pay ten times of that hun?

Me : seriously this is injustice o, I don't even know what I did wrong and you are roping me .

(Gbosa, a hot slap landed on my face)

Me : ahah this is unfair o.

Officer 2 : that should tell you what you did wrong, or you still don't know, make I enlighten you (raising his hand up again)

Me : ah I understand sir.

Officer 1 : are you still trying to prove stubborn ?

Me : not at all sir

officer 1 : no problem, by the time we get to the station, you will be paying double of what I requested for. (Faces the driver). Drive to the station.

In the cab, they collected my phone and my wallet, one officer was going through my wallet, while the other was flipping through my phone.


We got to the station and I was pushed behind the counter , where I sat on a bench. I was vexed, so I started voicing out.

Me : at least let me call my people and inform them have been arrested.

A female officer by the counter : will you keep shut, you will call your people when the need arises.

Later I was taken to a closed room, the first officer talking to me in the cab initially came in smiling.

Officer : we know what you are and what you went to do there, do you think you can fool us by dressing corporate. We can identify a criminal when we see one no matter how you tried to clown yourself.

Me : am just an I.T student, sir I don't know what you are talking about.

(Another officer came in with a book and a pen, dropped it on the table before me and left)

Officer : now pick up that pen and write your statement.

Me : **//writing a statement without doing anything wrong precisely, I wrote about how I was unlawfully arrested//**

Officer : (going through what I was writing as I was writing, snatched the pen from me) this is rubbish! Rubbish! You will spend your days in a certified prison if you don't co-operate with me.

Me : but I can't I just make a phone call to inform someone have been arrested.

Officer : no problem (he went and brought in my phone)

I called sam's number, but it's was replying "the number you've dialed is currently switch off, please try again later", I then place a call through to krissh, because I know his experienced with eke's in Ib.

Me : hello

Krissh : ife how far ? Why is your voice like this ?

Me : o boy , I dey inside eke's custody right now.

Krissh : sho! Wetin happen ?

Me : (The officer was staring at me , so I was trying to be mindful of my words) they are yet to explain why they accused me.

Krissh : is your phone clean ?

Me : not really

Krissh : shit! With that, they may have something on you, in no time, just settle them and pay your way out.

Me : it's not ideal now, for no reason.

Krissh : that my advice for you, if you don't wanna sleep there.

Me : alright!

Hung up.

Officer : are you ready to co-operate with me ?

Me : how much will do !

Officer : like I told you earlier, once your issue gets here, it's double the amount I asked for earlier.

Me : ah ah how come ? Besides I don't have up to that, to be sincere.

OFficer : your problem not mine, you can choose not to pay and end up behind bars. I have more colleagues to settle now, the ball is in your court.

Me : oga 80k should do na!

OFficer : you dey craze, do I look like a beggar, 100k and that's all, no bargaining.

Me : okay 100 but I would just withdraw and the bank would have close by now.

Officer : there is an Atm in your wallet, you can make use of that.

**//God punish Atm//**

Officer : remove your belt, a officer would follow you to the ATM, where you would withdraw and come back here together, before you get your things and be released.


**// chai God punish Sam, where ever he his//**

Me : okay sir, as you wish.

I removed my belt and gave the officer, he then led me outside and handed me over to another officer, before giving me my ATM also.

The officer led me to a waiting bike man and ordered me to get on, which I did, the bike drove us to the nearest bank, where I withdraw the money and gave it to the officer.
The bike then took us back to the station.
We met the officers at the counter smiling.
The lady officer at the counter, gave me some documents to sign and gave me my belongings, then told me am free to leave.

Hmmm what a bad evening for me, I pray I have no issues with the police in the future, I was also cursing sam on my way home, I got home around 9pm and made my way to my room and retired for the night.

To be continued
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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by emyblinkx(m): 3:21pm On Jun 14, 2016
nawa oo,,Sam na idiot
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by LeoHezzy(m): 3:26pm On Jun 14, 2016
Guy I beg no dull...let just read n finish this once nice job more grease to ur elbow....
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by LeoHezzy(m): 3:27pm On Jun 14, 2016
emyblinkx:
nawa oo,,Sam na idiot
Na sharp guy that the way forward the street is strict....
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 5:03pm On Jun 14, 2016
LeoHezzy:
Na sharp guy that the way forward the street is strict....
Since that's the way of the street and I've just paid 100k..I'm just going for the post office packages big time - that should repay my loss, kind of

But Ife sef fall maga 4 Sam no b smal..lol
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by tdemo(m): 5:25pm On Jun 14, 2016
Scam is scamming the Scammers nowadays..... Sam tho bad guy things
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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Fidelismaria: 8:44pm On Jun 14, 2016
OBOY na setup ooo
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by LeoHezzy(m): 9:46pm On Jun 14, 2016
[quote author=Fidelismaria post=46577644]OBOY na setup ooo[/quote
That wasn't a setup but Sam is just scared n he felt the only way to get is package is to use ife that will have idea.....
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by samuel19222(m): 12:22pm On Jun 15, 2016
I beg come update nah.
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by YINKS89(m): 4:52pm On Jun 15, 2016
wetin dey happen nw
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by bansky10: 8:18pm On Jun 15, 2016
Come,iphekitan abi wetin be ur name I don travel enter 3 states since I still they read ur bloody story for almost 3 months nw, come complete dis bullshit,abi u dey fucking copy am ni, even game of thrones wey be movie no waste time reach ur writing if it's really u writing!
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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by kazytoti: 10:23pm On Jun 15, 2016
Nice
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by joshuamoses101(m): 9:54am On Jun 16, 2016
Wont u go and retrieve the initial items at least that should compesate u 4 the 100k u spent
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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 5:39pm On Jun 16, 2016
un able to charge please updating tomorrow
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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Tunechi1(m): 7:43pm On Jun 16, 2016
Disappointed sha
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by LeoHezzy(m): 9:23am On Jun 17, 2016
Guy Na today u talk oooo....no tym upload
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 1:03pm On Jun 17, 2016
my man, we are waiting, come and post cry
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by JohnieWalker(m): 4:00pm On Jun 17, 2016
e dey wait make dem post so dat e go fit photocopy for una
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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by jibs4lv(m): 7:23pm On Jun 17, 2016
JohnieWalker:
e dey wait make dem post so dat e go fit photocopy for una
I tink cltr c, cltr v na wettin d guy dey do.
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 10:08pm On Jun 17, 2016
jibs4lv:
I tink cltr c, cltr v na wettin d guy dey do.
Okay den go and search for it via google and ctrl C and V it, u guys dnt knw wts on wit me, personally, if I dnt update dia shld b a reason, kip on demoralizing me and expect me to update, kudos, am not affected though but just dissappointed, your interest is to read the story and that's all, and if I don't post, you start dropping **** comments, I know wt dis story iz worth , so I doing free updates doesn't make me stupid, since u feel I copy and paste, kindly start copying and paste it from wiaeva den okay, my site remains www.dopepopz.com or read it via www.tosinsilverdam.com. , kindly follow the story update their
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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Nobody: 10:17pm On Jun 17, 2016
my man post your thing no mind these niggas
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by emyblinkx(m): 10:43pm On Jun 17, 2016
Iphekitan:
Okay den go and search for it via google and ctrl C and V it, u guys dnt knw wts on wit me, personally, if I dnt update dia shld b a reason, kip on demoralizing me and expect me to update, kudos, am not affected though but just dissappointed, your interest is to read the story and that's all, and if I don't post, you start dropping **** comments, I know wt dis story iz worth , so I doing free updates doesn't make me stupid, since u feel I copy and paste, kindly start copying and paste it from wiaeva den okay, my site remains www.dopepopz.com or read it via www.tosinsilverdam.com. , kindly follow the story update their
your site has been suspended
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Olibboy: 1:41am On Jun 18, 2016
Iphekitan:
Okay den go and search for it via google and ctrl C and V it, u guys dnt knw wts on wit me, personally, if I dnt update dia shld b a reason, kip on demoralizing me and expect me to update, kudos, am not affected though but just dissappointed, your interest is to read the story and that's all, and if I don't post, you start dropping **** comments, I know wt dis story iz worth , so I doing free updates doesn't make me stupid, since u feel I copy and paste, kindly start copying and paste it from wiaeva den okay, my site remains www.dopepopz.com or read it via www.tosinsilverdam.com. , kindly follow the story update their
ife, more grease to ur elbow
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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by LeoHezzy(m): 10:31am On Jun 18, 2016
Ife pls don't be angry I want u to pls update...everybody is just worried
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by jibs4lv(m): 12:02pm On Jun 18, 2016
Iphekitan:
Okay den go and search for it via google and ctrl C and V it, u guys dnt knw wts on wit me, personally, if I dnt update dia shld b a reason, kip on demoralizing me and expect me to update, kudos, am not affected though but just dissappointed, your interest is to read the story and that's all, and if I don't post, you start dropping **** comments, I know wt dis story iz worth , so I doing free updates doesn't make me stupid, since u feel I copy and paste, kindly start copying and paste it from wiaeva den okay, my site remains www.dopepopz.com or read it via www.tosinsilverdam.com. , kindly follow the story update their
ar u angry? Dnt be na u knw u r a good man



On a serious note, I apreciate ur work, God bless but its just dat its taken too much time. Sorry if u r offended ok.




Oya, kwantinue.
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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by kikayboss(m): 12:22pm On Jun 18, 2016
those magaz talking nonsense.... on tosinsilverdam's blog...you'll see by Iphekitan there...abeg stop talking ish...oya mainland no vex....but if you too vex i still dey follow on tosin blog and dopepopz
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by LeoHezzy(m): 3:25pm On Jun 18, 2016
Update ooooo......I'm losing my temper ooooo
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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Iphekitan(m): 8:12pm On Jun 18, 2016
okay sha
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by gohzieh(m): 9:24pm On Jun 18, 2016
Each time I want to have a better day, I come to read your story! I'm so into it! Keep it up. Never mind what people say don't let it get to you! You are amazing and take your time to gather more of the story to keep making my day! Defientely I'm sure the story will come to an end one day but I don't want to think of it! Keep it up
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Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by LeoHezzy(m): 5:49pm On Jun 19, 2016
Ife update now you said on Saturday what going on bro....nice write up
Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by olanshile2016(m): 10:50am On Jun 20, 2016
nice one
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