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mizzbouqui:
I'm not saying you are lying na, I just want to know when the movie will be out, no be you wan contest for Mr Nairaland because of one 50k or 30k?


*nooffence*

i wanted to contest not because of the money(i may not collect the money if i win) but because of knowledge and competition. It is fun engaging in an intelligent competition.

ernesty20:
it may be too much on ur part but not on my part.. If not that the thief(lad) scammed me, i wud have gotten to the dreamland which is humping a busty lady

I dnt believe you breh.






Have a nice day

abbeyology88:
Let's assume she allowed U to Bleep Her on that Day. That means you paid 500K on kitty Kat >: ?

Bro, I no believe u :/ abeg.

*peace out*

i can trade anything for a busty and nyashy lady

firstking01:
I dnt believe you breh.






Have a nice day

no pro. I didnt expect anybody to believe me in the first place

mizzkweenbee:
In igbo, si ebe a puo

so n'ibu onye igbo? Kwontinue

ernesty20:
i wanted to contest not because of the money(i may not collect the money if i win) but because of knowledge and competition. It is fun engaging in an intelligent competition.

Okay op if you are saying the truth I salute your achivements, but if na lie you dey lie then take this I hate fake lifes.

ernesty20:
i can trade anything for a busty and nyashy lady

So You don't have to worry abt that on again.

Instead of turning urself to "Nicholas Cage", Looking for the "National Treasure", Just try anoda one out and make sure she doesn't go ass-free.

mizzbouqui:
Okay op if you are saying the truth I salute your achivements, but if na lie you dey lie then take this I hate fake lifes.

me too hate lie like hell.

But u didnt have to call me a bastard

abbeyology88:
So You don't have to worry abt that on again.

Instead of turning urself to "Nicholas Cage", Looking for the "National Treasure", Just try anoda one out and make sure she doesn't go ass-free.

i was forming nice mr guy..

mizzkweenbee:
The gbosa na for the massive lie na. The lie carry weight

Lol. Okay.

ernesty20:
me too hate lie like hell.

But u didnt have to call me a bastard

No nah, shebi you are saying the truth nii and I said if you are lying that meme is for you, but thank God uve been saying the truth the meme is just there should incase you lied.


*caseclosed* I rise.

ernesty20:
that was for my younger sister.. Wanna buy it for her since she's gonna be getting admission fairly soon

So you were desperately searching for the cheapest phone to buy for your sister, while you gave a total stranger half a million naira? You know what, why don't you just clap for yourself
....the babe selected 500K worth of goods in the mall then you left her there to go and the withdraw money then came back, and loaded 500K worth of groceries/toiletries into your limo.
I feel insulted, you should have put up a disclaimer that your thread is specifically for people with your IQ

ernesty20:
Again, u said i am too big to lie?( if at all i am lying)
how about Lie muhammed? He no big? Abi he no dey lie?

Op,i reason with you,that could be true

UNCLE LIE !!!!!!!!!!!..........see what you've caused in this country.

AsmauDanjuma:
So you were desperately searching for the cheapest phone to buy for your sister, while you gave a total stranger half a million naira? You know what, why don't you just clap for yourself
....the babe selected 500K worth of goods in the mall then you left her there to go and the withdraw money then came back, and loaded 500K worth of groceries/toiletries into your limo.
I feel insulted, you should have put up a disclaimer that your thread is specifically for people with your IQ

let me guess, you're the lady that came out with first class in LASPOTECH.
YOU HAVE A VERY SOUND BRAIN.
don't mind OP.ask him which phone is he typing with nd you'll hear brand models like BLACKBERRY PRIV, SAMSUNG GALAXY S7


ask him the kind of car he drives.well,he may want to stoop so low to the level of Mercedes-Benz CLA,porsche cayenne,range Rover evoque..,.................. what else do you expect from a fellow who chose lai Muhammed as a mentor

mizzbouqui:
No nah, shebi you are saying the truth nii and I said if you are lying that meme is for you, but thank God uve been saying the truth the meme is just there should incase you lied.


*caseclosed* I rise.

alright.. Now gerrarrahea mehn

AsmauDanjuma:
So you were desperately searching for the cheapest phone to buy for your sister, while you gave a total stranger half a million naira? You know what, why don't you just clap for yourself
....the babe selected 500K worth of goods in the mall then you left her there to go and the withdraw money then came back, and loaded 500K worth of groceries/toiletries into your limo.
I feel insulted, you should have put up a disclaimer that your thread is specifically for people with your IQ

well, the choice was hers.. She told she only needed a cheap phone to avoid unnecessary attention when she gets to school.

I respected her for that. I thought she made a sensible statement that's why i was looking for a phone within that range

olatunjithomas:
Op,i reason with you,that could be true


UNCLE LIE !!!!!!!!!!!..........see what you've caused in this country.

boy, go and play with ur mates. Kid

olatunjithomas:
let me guess, you're the lady that came out with first class in LASPOTECH.
YOU HAVE A VERY SOUND BRAIN.
don't mind OP.ask him which phone is he typing with nd you'll hear brand models like BLACKBERRY PRIV, SAMSUNG GALAXY S7


ask him the kind of car he drives.well,he may want to stoop so low to the level of Mercedes-Benz CLA,porsche cayenne,range Rover evoque..,.................. what else do you expect from a fellow who chose lai Muhammed as a mentor

u guys are making a big deal out of nothing.. How much is 500k sef?

Infact send me ur bank account lemme surprise u

ernesty20:
ladies, when you know you won't give him what he wants, stop accepting his offer

i met a thief(lady) at Akure shopping mall. A very pretty, busty, nyashy lady.

I have always dreamt of humping a busty beech.

I didnt waste time in making a move. She had already selected what she wanted to buy.

As a gentle man, i told her to shop more that i would pay. After one hour of shopping, she had already selected 500k worth of goods.

I went to the nearest first bank and withdrew the money and paid for her goods. (money is not my problem)

After the payment, i still offered to drive her home which i later collected her digits..

Things were going normal between us until one day i invited her to my gingantic mansion..

When she finally came to my mansion, we gisted, one thing led to another, we started smooching.

Half way into the journy, she stopped me from removing her pants. She started telling me cork and bull story, how she is in her period, bla bla bla.

I let her go that day.. We didnt mess. Now i have been calling her number like forever now yet she doesnt pick. She just sent me a message this morning to my iphone6.

She wrote how i wud cheat on her if we finally start dating because i am too handsome, how her ex wants her back, how she doesnt trust the source of my money because of the gingantic mansion i built, bla bla bla..

It occured to me that this idiot has scammed me.

Please ladies, if you know u dnt have a chance with that guy u are eating his money, stop it and let her go. Thank u

hmm hmmm bros I hail ooo, like SANDOSKI said tiri gbosa .... oniro oshi, I detest men that lie

esosa993:
hmm hmmm bros I hail ooo, like SANDOSKI said tiri gbosa .... oniro oshi, I detest men that lie

go kee yourself then. Who care

ernesty20:
go kee yourself then. Who care

papa the papa, bet whyu con like lie ehn, its good to be truthful, its obvious you trying to get girls to pm you, this why you created this thread


na u go kill yourself


oniro. papa the papa

ErnieSmallzz:
only the stingy guy's would complain . If we don't chop ur money who will

Na ur type dem dey use do monet ritual..

Lol

Ryocaj:
Na ur type dem dey use do monet ritual..

esosa993:
papa the papa, bet whyu con like lie ehn, its good to be truthful, its obvious you trying to get girls to pm you, this why you created this thread


na u go kill yourself


oniro. papa the papa

talking about pms.. I receive 250 pms from ladies daily. So that is not my problem

ernesty20:
alright.. Now gerrarrahea mehn

Before nko, its high time I ran out of this trend

ernesty20:
u guys are making a big deal out of nothing.. How much is 500k sef?

Infact send me ur bank account lemme surprise u

you see your life, you kept making mouth as if you're something......I can share you one of the smallest SUV I have driven so you can know whats on. I'm not the poor boy you think.if I send you my a/C number nd you can't deposit 20,000, thunder fire you............asshole

ernesty20:
boy, go and play with ur mates. Kid

ehhhhh......Nd those mates you're talking about can buy and resell you cos you don't have any value.......

HMMM....just passing...

olatunjithomas:
ehhhhh......Nd those mates you're talking about can buy and resell you cos you don't have any value.......

k

SANDOSKI:
*500k____ *gingantic mansion *iphone6 *I am too handsome.......
Hmmmmm

He is Mrcork's first cousin dont mind him let him blow the damn trumpet

olatunjithomas:
OP ..mama Sade say make I tell you say you never pay the#500 the money for the gaari,palm oil and kerosene may you buy on Saturday. she threaten say she go disgrace you anytime make she see you on top okada.

you dey here dey pay person 500k




you dey live for inside mansion



you dey use iPhone 6



you still even get car.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahaha you nailed it.... The lies some people tell.

papa the papa, bet whyu con like lie ehn, its good to be truthful, its obvious you trying to get girls to pm you, this why you created this thread


na u go kill yourself


oniro. papa the papa

Hahahahaha