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Dating in Nigeria is a battle so you gats be prepared! Here are all the types of Nigerian men you are bound to meet:

1.The young man – He texts like spelling is something of a struggle and has to ask his mum for permission before he takes you on a date.


Which one is “wots popn?”
Source: http://zikoko.com/list/nigerian-dating-scene/

How did you know all these


we have the good: wife material, looking for a sweet nice girl to settle down with, most times are just about okay finance wise. .

We have the bad: chop and clean mouth, fine guys with mission to get under your pant, mostly a one night stand. .

We have the ugly: rich dudes, these are the ones that are always expecting containers, they will take care of you as long as you take care of them

Make I book space first
Incase

2.The silver fox – You know you are wasting each others time but it’s ok like that.
Sighhh!

3.The one with international exposure – Always making reference to his days back in “da unaded keendom” or “U S of A”.

Let us hear word oh!

4.The local champion – He doesn’t even bother speaking english.


And he’s okay like that.

5.The one that is always too serious.
Not everyday parables, sometimes just talk normally.

6.The class clown – This one thinks everything is a joke and refuses to be serious.


If you don’t joke will you die?

HoneyB10:
Make I book space first
Incase

fyn girl hw fa

7.The one that always has “money issues”.


He’s not broke, he’s just upcoming.

8.The rich man – Nobody knows where his money comes from but it’s there sha.
Na Baba God.

9.The troublemaker
One day, one trouble.

10.The lover – all he knows is late night calls and pet names.
Oga wake up, this is not telanovella.

11.The regular nice guy – He’s single, kind, funny and responsible, hardworking and really likes you.


He also doesn’t exist. Wake up.

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Lol

Cutehector:
fyn girl hw fa

Hey what's up

HoneyB10:
Hey what's up

i'm cool.. I must say u'v got a nice pic.

Almost getting to No8

Cutehector:
i'm cool.. I must say u'v got a nice pic.

Thanks dear
Hmm spil it out, you want me to join your campaign team

Oya na let's discuss payment mode

I did miss nairaland for free

But this one una must pay

HoneyB10:
Thanks dear
Hmm spil it out, you want me to join your campaign team

Oya na let's discuss payment mode

I did miss nairaland for free

But this one una must pay

I don like u already u already knw what's on my mind.


Even if say I wan woo u, u'll be like, spill it out, I knw u want to have sex with me ryt.


Lool. Just kidding.


Ok so what are your terms babe?

Cutehector:
I don like u already u already knw what's on my mind.


Even if say I wan woo u, u'll be like, spill it out, I knw u want to have sex with me ryt.


Lool. Just kidding.



Ok so what are your terms babe?

Don't have strength for that this time around

HoneyB10:
Don't have strength for that this time around

look dear, i'm not saying u should campaign. All I want from u is when dat time comes, u will just only type. I vote Falconey, cc nlljega. Dats all.



Finish. It's simple na

Cutehector:
look dear, i'm not saying u should campaign. All I want from u is when dat time comes, u will just only type. I vote Falconey, cc nlljega. Dats all.



Finish. It's simple na

OK will do that

What of my rice for voting

HoneyB10:
OK will do that

What of my rice for voting

come and eat with me

Cutehector:
come and eat with me

Wayo don enter
Have a nice night Cutehector
I am off to bed

HoneyB10:
Wayo don enter
Have a nice night Cutehector
I am off to bed

lol. Please follow bak dear. Thanks

Cutehector:
lol. Please follow bak dear. Thanks

Alright

d category i belong to is missing

I think am dating no.10

Warrisdis!