firstking01:
What of the peeing in a custard bucket ni

firstking01:
What of the peeing in a custard bucket ni

naughtynaughty:
is there no toilet in my room/house?

firstking01:
Fear dey gree you waka go bathrum/toilet

naughtynaughty:
sheybi Ayam a biz girls.. Biz girls don't fear

firstking01:
Before nko, you nan knw say you be runs gal.

naughtynaughty:
Whr am I running to?

naughtynaughty:
Whr am I running to?

firstking01:
Hw last night waka na

naughtynaughty:
u FVCKED up nah.. Ur small peanut culdnt even perform well

Dotwillis1:
[/i]Most Ladies if not all, are guilty of some of these habits shortlisted below.

Tho I aint one of em female bashers crew buh I just decided to create a counter thread to this [i] https://www.nairaland.com/3209587/10-bad-habits-guys-find

1. Bathroom Habit

Seeing panties and bra of different colour hanging on the wall of public bathrooms aint no new thing. A lady will be so deep in thoughts of the nice Bleep she had with her bf while bathing, and she will forget she actually entered the bathroom with pants on. My thoughts . Then you enter and see display of shrink pants and bra for sale

Even some of em who are used to washing after taking their bath, still enjoy the habit of leaving it to dry inside their bathing bowl without spreading.

2. Bedroom Habit

The fear of going to the toilet at mid-night, or the reluctant feeling to walk has caused our ladies to adopt the use of an empty custard container or paint container as their mini urine depot. And they won't get up in time to quickly get rid of the chocking smell conc acidic liquid.

Sometimes back, I went to a lady's room very early in the morning, to retrieve the caculator I lent her. The bad odour that oozed out from a paint container at the right corner of the entrance, greeted me goodmorning buh my legs responded quickly with a reversed gear. I almost puke.

3. Excess Make up

The way some ladies apply foundation powder this days, you start to wonder if Gabriel will be able to recognize them when distributing blessings.

Whenever you see a lady on an heavy make up, nigga don't get captivated. Listen to that still voice behind it saying 'this is not my real face oo' . Then move your eye censor down to the feet and witness the state of its maltreatment. They spend time practicing fine art on their face buh to sponge their leg is a problem

4. Typing Habit

And this is so annoying, ladies abrivi8 evri posibu wrds .. even the word ' abbreviation ' wasn't abbreviated. What the heck is ''nvm, idk, cmb, fn,I ''huh. The funny one is kk', why not just type 'ok' no be 2 letter word?

They type as if some alphabets on their keyboard got missing!

That was how I was on chat with a young lady this morning, and I was like; hello, a lovely morning to you ..she responded with Gm' ... Ok, 'How was your night? .... Fn' sucks! I felt like punching my phone screen and wishing it'd meet her.

5. Gossiping

Gossip and ladies are synonymous

Its in their blood


FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS

firstking01:
That's cos your well was too wide and deep na, asif na oil well wey dey for ogoni

naughtynaughty:

firstking01:
Use alom and wash it tighter

naughtynaughty:
i hate u for dis

naughtynaughty:
she's guity of all xcept number 2 and 3

which one are you guilty of

NevetsIbot:
on point bro.

thanks man

Slimberry1:

hey you have a radiant smile

firstking01:
Use alom and wash it tighter

Rozaystunna:
Wish I could give you a hundred likes

Dotwillis1:
which one are you guilty of

tosyne2much:
Nice one egbon Dotwills. I must not pass without dropping a comment


Stinginess

An average Nigerian lady is very stingy.. Some of them will saved up thousands of Naira in their bank accounts yet will still expecting someone who has none to give them.

jashar:
What kind of company do you keep?

firstking01:
Hehehehw...you no wan just allow our girls to rest

The ladies will avoid this thread like that plague

naughtynaughty:
alllllllll except 2 -!: 3 lol

ayoxelee:

cocacola bottling company

lacasera nko?

naughtynaughty:
alllllllll except 2 -!: 3 lol

so u r so guilty of that first one ? ...

tosyne2much:
Nice one egbon Dotwills. I must not pass without dropping a comment


Stinginess

An average Nigerian lady is very stingy.. Some of them will saved up thousands of Naira in their bank accounts yet will still expecting someone who has none to give them.

heheheheh that's right
...They v problem Spending from their own purse.

Thanks for the contribution

jashar:

lacasera nko?