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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 10:33am On Jul 22, 2016 |
opsylojay:MR! That was an INCREDIBLE pun. Infact you JESSE won a JAGuar. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 10:39am On Jul 22, 2016 |
bujudwele:I finished GAME OF THRONES in 24 hours. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 10:46am On Jul 22, 2016 |
Eke40seven:Your puns are so good it's annoying. Lol. I'm happy your THREAD has gotten the recognition it deserves. You finally reaped what you SEW. Jon Snow nigga. You're the King of the KNOT. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 11:00am On Jul 22, 2016 |
Most foreigners can't pronounce this Yoruba name "Mr. Olumade Somefun" so they make a joke of it by saying "Mr. Olu Made Some Fun" . lol 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 11:35am On Jul 22, 2016 |
nzgal:I can imagine how HAIRfraid you were. I'm Piccolo by the way. 500 level...BARBcock university. How is HAIRverybody and HAIRverything? I got violent SCISSORS just looking at your dp. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 1:46pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
Nice thread!
You'll be amazed the number of PUNdits commenting here.
From those who build tall STOREYS to those who write short STORIES.
I doff my heart to y'all, you've all made me PUNder. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 3:58pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
Even if MORGAN was sentenced to jail: He still would be a FREEMAN 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TheMatrix3: 4:10pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
If a Tailor owns a farm, he'd SEW clothes and "RIP" dresses 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 4:36pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
TheMatrix3: Impressive |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 4:51pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
Man u 1-4 dortmund Was mourinho so BLIND e cudnt MARTIAL his defence well,d MATA is not d coach,MAN U r on d WAYNE 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Evilflye(m): 5:31pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
Chemistry Teacher: Did you know Protons have mass? Me: I didn't even know they were Catholics..... 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Evilflye(m): 5:53pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it's worth a shot. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 6:00pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
Just as abass99 RILEY said the MATA ist the coach but the combination of BLIND,YOUNG and SMALL ball guardians which made them had a LINGARD to block goals from POOLE. Even DAVID couldnt MARTIAL his defenders to dwell in LOVE. That boy HENRIK sabi play but money wey man u DEPAY MKHIMTARYA. Him drink too much BAILEY con dey PHIL sey e no need BLANKETT. BORTH if not for my PADDY i FOSU them all. if u love good PORN dont just sit back and LUKE it. Like and CHAIR it. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 6:56pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
Lol |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 6:59pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
Even when its SUNNY they Call me king cos i REIGN sound juju in my theatre SONY. King sunny ade. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by orimion(m): 9:16pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
wondering, I asked my brother what BROOMS are used for. The explanation SWEPT me off my feet 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by abbas99(m): 9:19pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
ALchohol isn't in ma VODKAbulary,I looked it up on WHISKYpedia and learnt if u drink 2much,its likely TEQUILYA 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by orimion(m): 9:23pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
the family was recently HIT by an EARTHQUAKE of WEALTH, it read 8 on the RICHter scale 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by orimion(m): 9:28pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
DO NOT sell DOUGHNUTS, you can make better DOUGH selling NUTS 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by orimion(m): 9:31pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
his words STUNG so much, i couldnt BEElieve it! |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 9:50pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
when i blended chocolate flavour with my vodka it gave me some MAGIC MOMENTS |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 10:11pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
#copied
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar
says “W.T.F.”
- Phil Proctor 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by kunlesehan(m): 10:26pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
A certain news made front page today about the lady in Ikeja who made a PUBIC announcement. She didn't let the cat out of the bag but she let the pussy out of the drawers. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by orimion(m): 11:08pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
my parent told me ONE GOOD turn deserves another, but I don't believe them.It is TWO GOOD to be true. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by orimion(m): 11:27pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
Does the pope have authorithy to command little children? not without the papa seal. |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by orimion(m): 11:41pm On Jul 22, 2016 |
why couldn't bill gate see out of the WINDOW? he lost his I-glasses |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by verabetsy(f): 5:29am On Jul 23, 2016 |
Eke40seven: here is mine it will be a great song if Tekno and Y6 do collabo others loading |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by nzgal: 6:19am On Jul 23, 2016 |
PiccoloBrunelli: I play with scissors for the SHEAR fun of it and I don't need a relaxer for my hair, it's not stressed out. The problem is it's divergent nature, how can I overCOMB it? 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 7:04am On Jul 23, 2016 |
nzgal:Don't ask me. I make BALD decisions. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by nzgal: 7:51am On Jul 23, 2016 |
PiccoloBrunelli: But I MUSTACHE. If you can't answer, just WEAVE to show you're STRAIGHT with me.t |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Evilflye(m): 9:50am On Jul 23, 2016 |
I'll act my age when I'm 69........... 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Evilflye(m): 10:04am On Jul 23, 2016 |
That awkward moment when you're wearing Nikes and you can't do it |
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