greatness22:
We're going to the CHURCH. Today is saturday remember? A day set aside to clean our Father's house.

annnikky:
R u sabbatarian?

fairygodgodess:





Sorry o Mr ifa, if you are not sleepy and you are chatting with friends online and it's midnight, would that force you to sleep?, when you start using your medulla to reason Well, Lemme know.....because you feel all ladies awake by that time are as cheap as those ladies you've been mingling with..Smh.

greatness22:
Nope.

TheInkredible:


Firstly, this is not Kingsley.

Secondly, taking about fake accounts... lolz, aren't you the yellow-bellied slobberer who wiped out all his post in order to remain anonimous to diss a girl? Talking about cowardly stupidity. Worthless swine.

See pics below:

Pic 1 was you cleaning out your previous posts to throw shades at a girl so you won't be smoked out.

Pic2&3 was the posts you cleaned out. Check time and date to confirm. Captain of cowardice is what you are

wristbangle:
Thank God the interview is over.

My mentions has been crying profusely for the past 5 days

AskIfa:

Any lady who's awake, and chatting online, by 12am is either:
- a stupid security personnel.
- a carefree, jobless teenager.
- a witch.
- a prostitute.
So which are you?

fairygodgodess:





A student Who's reading for her exams dummy, guess you're so dumb you didn't think of the possibilities of me being awake by that time to read shey....you are d real definition of dumb

....I was awake because 1) I was chatting with friends

2) was reading and doing research and 3) because I wasn't sleepy....

AskIfa:

Stop cussing, clawless tigress. Are you pissed off already?
So sorry, but what kind of student abandons her books to chat online by 12am when she is supposed to be reading and preparing for her exams?

Let me pretend to accept this.


Research on what exactly? I know you can find educative articles on Nairaland but what kind of research brought you to the romance section by 12am? And your first post was to attack a teenager young enough to be your daughter. So much for a "lady"!

Jangbajantis:

Haven't you heard of Totoology? Olodo!

greatness22:
Nope.

AskIfa:

Stop cussing, clawless tigress. Are you pissed off already?
So sorry, but what kind of student abandons her books to chat online by 12am when she is supposed to be reading and preparing for her exams?

Let me pretend to accept this.


Research on what exactly? I know you can find educative articles on Nairaland but what kind of research brought you to the romance section by 12am? And your first post was to attack a teenager young enough to be your daughter. So much for a "lady"!

fairygodgodess:






So much for trying to be smart, do u use browser, I mean opera mini, ucbrowser etc? if you do then u should know you can open different pages at a time don't you?, Well, I was on Google on one page, and on nairaland on the other page, and this thread caught my attention while going through romance section, and y I was on romance section was simply because I wanted to hear people's views about the interview, so dummy can u now see that I can multitask if I want to, or your dumb mind still didn't think of that....don't forget we are in d 21centuary Where everything is easy...you could do 10 different things at a time with your phone, Hope u know that?

AskIfa:

See epistle! E really pain am o!

But how can you type 1000 comments without proper punctuation? Student indeed!
I think I know who's behind this moniker.

Tell me how 'things' you did last night jare.

fairygodgodess:




E no pain me o, but the way your brain functions is what hurts me, it's functioning badly

Since u know it all, can u be so kind as to explain the Nigeria diplomatic relationship from 1960-1977?

AskIfa:
Good girl! Now I can read you clearly. Please stop typing when you're angry because it shows in your posts. Something like chickens digging up dirts.


I can explain it to you in details if you can honestly tell me who you slept with last night.

fairygodgodess:





.Awwww, so u don't know it...why don't you ask your so called ifa.

And about who I slept with, I slept with your father, and I'm about to become your step mother

AskIfa:
Makydebbiie, what time do you sleep at night?

fairygodgodess:





.Awwww, so u don't know it...why don't you ask your so called ifa.

And about who I slept with, I slept with your father, and I'm about to become your step mother

makydebbie:
i dont sleep at all

notoriousDIG:



You sef You look round finish, na person wey get Ifa for hin moniker u dey follow drag

AskIfa:

You don turn winsh be dat o. Oya, come to my shrine for exorcism.

AskIfa:

Ifa is a deity from the underworld; he doesn't deal with man's social life and politics. But I can provide solutions to your spiritual problems, if you have any.
My dad? He's close to 60 and a pious clergyman too. Sorry, it can't be him. So I ask again, tell me who you with last night?

fairygodgodess:





Lol I know Whatever that ifa is must have gone away with his brains.

AskIfa:

Busted!

makydebbie:
i dey come,make i go call my brother come

TheInkredible:
Busted wide open like common, hypocritical criminal.

AskIfa:

Leave your brother out of it, I'm not going to charge you. Just bring two kolanuts, one alligator pepper and a bottle of Fanta. We need your wash your head at the rivers.

AskIfa:

Come on, avoid side distractions and let's focus on resuscitating your dying ministry. I have a love charm for you. With it, you can get as much as 20 rich customers calling for your 'service' every night. You have to pay your school fees, you know?