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| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Nobody: 4:27pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
Lol... Classcaptain please continue this your story |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Evakinqz: 4:38pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
Our class captain where r yhu oooo |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Supersuave2(m): 4:41pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
classcaptain show na |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by lasisi69(f): 5:14pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
ClassCaptain:baba, I position o.. How your side 2 Likes |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 5:49pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
lasisi69: i gallant... Wetin dey sip with the endtime ministry ?? |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by tollytexy(m): 6:08pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
ClassCaptain:Did u get the money? Abi dem just flash your account as nepa dey flash light |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by tollytexy(m): 6:09pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
nma24:Lol read his topic,am sure that's the end of the story |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by lasisi69(f): 6:09pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
ClassCaptain:omo, I no dey too skin tight for nairaland these days... We just dey street dey hustle.. 2 Likes |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Rozaystunna(m): 6:09pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
Thank u lord for this ART(based on true story)  |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Deejavuu(f): 6:57pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
ClassCaptain:Lmao!  . Hope you continue the story, I'm following. ... 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by armadeo(m): 7:05pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
This guy. You are talented. God bless your hustle. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 7:58pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
Episode 3 I sharpaly took the bike and headed towards the atm... The bike man was just driving rough and entering pothholes as if they ave sent him to make sure i dont reach my destination... Economy nigeria yii le fa, can you believe av not eaten, this buhari time is hard oo.... Even my wife is, pure water is now 10 naira..........." This bikeman sha kept disturbing me with useless economic discussions and tried so hard to strike a conversation but na that 80k dey my mind .... I couldnt wait for him to just drop me at my destination... On my way, many thoughts flashed through my mind... What if it was rufus the phone repairer that hacked my phone and sent the msg so that i will come to the atm and he will send boys to beat me up.....  No.,. He wouldnt do that , there is no greater punishment than the one he has already given me..... Abi na person mistakenly send the money. Ni... If na mistake ,the person don make costly mistake be that because even if heaven come down, i no dey return one kobo of this money..... :. Oga na 100 naira be your money...... Since when he turn 100 naira... I asked as i watched him looked at the 60 naira i gave him with a stern face.... Oga , na 100 naira jor.... He said harshly as he made attempt to park his bike and remove his key so as to engage in a free for all fight with me... Shior , na you devil send..... I just gave him the 100 naira like that make he allow my pikin come... Eleribu omo.... ATM, here i come.... It had better be true ooo ... 47 Likes 7 Shares
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| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by toonzay(m): 9:13pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
I swear this nigga is the bomb mehn. Back to back... All these pictures wey he dey put sef , na comedy on him ownseriously following 25 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by GoldenBoi111(m): 9:30pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
Hahhahhaha abeg this guy and naijasinglegirl, who mad pass 4 Likes |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Dinocarex(m): 9:33pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
I have been laughing out since I read part 1 Classcaptain !! Where Art Thou? Come and continue 2 Likes |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by misspicy(f): 9:41pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
toonzay:He is making Afolayanka proud how far  |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Nobody: 9:42pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
tollytexy:But he didn't write anything about a nightclub na |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Nobody: 9:55pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
This guy again Pls continue |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 10:10pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
misspicy:where u go since ?  |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by misspicy(f): 10:20pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by tollytexy(m): 10:28pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
nma24:Yea he didn't but the story might ends there lol |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 10:35pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
misspicy:you and prettythicksme just dissapear say na hustle... Why u no con chop rice for una grad owolabi sef don dey suit up oo |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 11:13pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
Deejavuu:i will only continue if u allow me and u to be romantically linked.... Lol |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Nobody: 11:17pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
ClassCaptain:Hehehehehehe i am here now |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Deejavuu(f): 11:20pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
ClassCaptain: Linked? Like LinkedIn  Lol 2 Likes |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 11:25pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
Deejavuu:does it look like am joking here please this is a matter of life and death..... i said i luff u and lets link,u say linkedlin linkedlin kor, Nimbuzz ni just carry ur wahala nd go 10 Likes 3 Shares
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| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 11:28pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Nobody: 11:34pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
ClassCaptain:Na pregnancy oo,buh i don born sha.Twins,two girls. |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Deejavuu(f): 11:42pm On Jul 25, 2016 |
ClassCaptain: .1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by toonzay(m): 7:58am On Jul 26, 2016 |
misspicy:it appears you do nairaland more than WhatsApp. I'm dope. what's down for me na |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 10:55am On Jul 26, 2016 |
tollytexy: make we dey look am dey go |
| Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 11:06am On Jul 26, 2016 |
Episode four Immediately i alighted from the bike, I went straight to the ATM..... I greeted the people i met there and inquired if the ATM was dispensing.... It was after the confirmation of the dispensation of the automated innovation that i now render the Popular ATM anthem... Are you the last person on the que... Yes.... ...the last lady replied sternly... Person go easily know say na one of those pple wey con withdraw 500 she be... Ok, am at your back. And with that i hung round.i just dey pray make he no reach my turn make machine talk say no longer dispensing... I go kill myself or commit suicide ni because the person wey do mistake send am fit don sharpaly rectify the error if i no withdraw the damn thing today.,. One bros come talk say he get emergency make i allow am enter my front withdraw, na the eye i take look am send am comot..we wey we dey line get two head... Emergency kor, Oliver twist ni.... When it was my turn , i quickly jumped forward, crossed my heart and inserted my atm card... The thing ask for pin... I put am.... Account ,,, saving.... As i sabi say the money wey dey my account no kuku reach 3k before, i typed in 20 thousand naira only... Make i just test run am... Make e no con be like say na jonzing i dey.... So help me God 48 Likes 8 Shares |
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