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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Nobody: 9:17pm On Jul 28, 2016
I feel this belong here
ShaqFu:
Honestly, the internet didn't just give voice to the voiceless, as well as hope to the hopeless. It has given rejects and delinquents false hope and reality, making them believe themselves to be gods. I cringe at the reality this rejects face that makes them so engross in this false reality. Life is truly hard!. [/s]

I decided not to quote you after reading this megacrap but I just couldn't help it seeing a full-blown man exhibiting the maturity of a wayward 7-year-old, running around with mischief filled in his pockets. You are very stüpid to tag people online who you don't know a thing or two about as "hopeless", "rejects" and other disapproving words simply because you want to make your _retarded self feel better.

Sit upright you foølish asswipe let me hit sense into your goatish skull; you cannot choose how people are to behave online according to your own "superior" idea of "proper conduct". They bought the phones and MB with which they surf the internet with their own money, not your money, and what they choose to do with it or how they choose to use it is entirely their decision to make. It shouldn't be any of your fûcking business how they live their lifes. If their lives so troubles your miserable existence then toll the path of suicide. That they are trolls or doesn't conform to your "rules" does not in the least make your vague, erroneous perception of them right.

The nonsense up there coming from the mouth of an old îdiot drunk on cow urine such as your dwarfish, blackish fugly self is priceless seeing that you of all people are not fit at all to air your tiny permutations which is proportional to your micro-penis and as worthless as chaffs blown off maize plants.

Are you not the low self-esteemed pauper who goes about begging ladies that you can father for nude pictures to self-service off your frustration since you are sex-starved and have a massive appetite for sex?

Definitely, no lady wants you offline because you are poor, sad, ugly, pathetic and dumb that's why the only thing of little worth about you is your _stupid NL posts.

The only rejected, haggard-looking baboon with the brain power of a weaned kitten here is you because you login to nairaland every fücking day and write poems to various ladies, soliciting desperately for sex in hopes that they fall for your cheap tricks even a social recluse could pull better. They (the wise ladies) cast you far away into the dark depths of loneliness & rejection yet you keep receding back like the despairing, frustrated beggar that you are to plead your case and see whether any kind soul will consider your sad situation.

Shameless, ugly 49-year-old grandpa that hasn't found purpose in life since he landed on his head on planet earth. You are so useless that no-one takes you seriously. Your failure identity makes you very easy to spot like an oasis in a desert.

You ran outta family section to romance section to try whether you can use your one chance in overcoming virginity, and your "Banchelorhood" is long over due but that people around you have begun to think your transpired against the gods... still you failed before you were even able to mount your short, leprous feet on this section cos fate is against you!

Accursed swine! Woe betide the day that a mishap like you were born. You are a shame, a bad owen, an all-time carrier of failure, a demented dog and a helpless stunted soul!! Don't go and marry. Be here exchanging bants with every dîck, tom and harry. You think time waits for you? Shameless agbaya. The people you are asslicking about now are the same people who shamed you and bare your dirty linens in public view.

What a pity! What a shame!! *spits on his hideous pothole riddled face*

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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by FuhckYhu: 9:17pm On Jul 28, 2016
Be like na midnight Mr Neyo wanna fire back,

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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by photoshoot(m): 9:18pm On Jul 28, 2016
Mehn!!

This thread is lipsrsealed

Seems I am the only one on Nairaland who is yet to join gang of shaders'
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by MBush(m): 9:18pm On Jul 28, 2016
Neyoor:


So, this is how feeble you guys are? Just 30 minutes and you find no more weapon in your arsenal.

Mbush a.k.a BiafraBushBoy, Donpocker and the entire league of low-life dudes will pay dearly for this when the clock returns to the zero hour.


Meanwhile, the wise ones among you would be spared.



Till then, you have the floor.. cheesy grin

Don't let me correct you again... It wouldn't be funny.... angry

You are the only dad I have seen that does assignment for his child, and he fails woefully at school cheesy cheesy

Go back to school or open up a shop cool

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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by FuhckYhu: 9:20pm On Jul 28, 2016
StunchLord:
I feel this belong here


I decided not to quote you after reading this megacrap but I just couldn't help it seeing a full-blown man exhibiting the maturity of a wayward 7-year-old, running around with mischief filled in his pockets. You are very stüpid to tag people online who you don't know a thing or two about as "hopeless", "rejects" and other disapproving words simply because you want to make your _retarded self feel better.

Sit upright you foølish asswipe let me hit sense into your goatish skull; you cannot choose how people are to behave online according to your own "superior" idea of "proper conduct". They bought the phones and MB with which they surf the internet with their own money, not your money, and what they choose to do with it or how they choose to use it is entirely their decision to make. It shouldn't be any of your fûcking business how they live their lifes. If their lives so troubles your miserable existence then toll the path of suicide. That they are trolls or doesn't conform to your "rules" does not in the least make your vague, erroneous perception of them right.

The nonsense up there coming from the mouth of an old îdiot drunk on cow urine such as your dwarfish, blackish fugly self is priceless seeing that you of all people are not fit at all to air your tiny permutations which is proportional to your micro-penis and as worthless as chaffs blown off maize plants.

Are you not the low self-esteemed pauper who goes about begging ladies that you can father for nude pictures to self-service off your frustration since you are sex-starved and have a massive appetite for sex?

Definitely, no lady wants you offline because you are poor, sad, ugly, pathetic and dumb that's why the only thing of little worth about you is your _stupid NL posts.

The only rejected, haggard-looking baboon with the brain power of a weaned kitten here is you because you login to nairaland every fücking day and write poems to various ladies, soliciting desperately for sex in hopes that they fall for your cheap tricks even a social recluse could pull better. They (the wise ladies) cast you far away into the dark depths of loneliness & rejection yet you keep receding back like the despairing, frustrated beggar that you are to plead your case and see whether any kind soul will consider your sad situation.

Shameless, ugly 49-year-old grandpa that hasn't found purpose in life since he landed on his head on planet earth. You are so useless that no-one takes you seriously. Your failure identity makes you very easy to spot like an oasis in a desert.

You ran outta family section to romance section to try whether you can use your one chance in overcoming virginity, and your "Banchelorhood" is long over due but that people around you have begun to think your transpired against the gods... still you failed before you were even able to mount your short, leprous feet on this section cos fate is against you!

Accursed swine! Woe betide the day that a mishap like you were born. You are a shame, a bad owen, an all-time carrier of failure, a demented dog and a helpless stunted soul!! Don't go and marry. Be here exchanging bants with every dîck, tom and harry. You think time waits for you? Shameless agbaya. The people you are asslicking about now are the same people who shamed you and bare your dirty linens in public view.

What a pity! What a shame!! *spits on his hideous pothole riddled face*
shocked cry
yeeeeeeeeeey! βrutality outta nowhere...

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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by horlamelekan(m): 9:20pm On Jul 28, 2016
StunchLord:
I feel this belong here


I decided not to quote you after reading this megacrap but I just couldn't help it seeing a full-blown man exhibiting the maturity of a wayward 7-year-old, running around with mischief filled in his pockets. You are very stüpid to tag people online who you don't know a thing or two about as "hopeless", "rejects" and other disapproving words simply because you want to make your _retarded self feel better.

Sit upright you foølish asswipe let me hit sense into your goatish skull; you cannot choose how people are to behave online according to your own "superior" idea of "proper conduct". They bought the phones and MB with which they surf the internet with their own money, not your money, and what they choose to do with it or how they choose to use it is entirely their decision to make. It shouldn't be any of your fûcking business how they live their lifes. If their lives so troubles your miserable existence then toll the path of suicide. That they are trolls or doesn't conform to your "rules" does not in the least make your vague, erroneous perception of them right.

The nonsense up there coming from the mouth of an old îdiot drunk on cow urine such as your dwarfish, blackish fugly self is priceless seeing that you of all people are not fit at all to air your tiny permutations which is proportional to your micro-penis and as worthless as chaffs blown off maize plants.

Are you not the low self-esteemed pauper who goes about begging ladies that you can father for nude pictures to self-service off your frustration since you are sex-starved and have a massive appetite for sex?

Definitely, no lady wants you offline because you are poor, sad, ugly, pathetic and dumb that's why the only thing of little worth about you is your _stupid NL posts.

The only rejected, haggard-looking baboon with the brain power of a weaned kitten here is you because you login to nairaland every fücking day and write poems to various ladies, soliciting desperately for sex in hopes that they fall for your cheap tricks even a social recluse could pull better. They (the wise ladies) cast you far away into the dark depths of loneliness & rejection yet you keep receding back like the despairing, frustrated beggar that you are to plead your case and see whether any kind soul will consider your sad situation.

Shameless, ugly 49-year-old grandpa that hasn't found purpose in life since he landed on his head on planet earth. You are so useless that no-one takes you seriously. Your failure identity makes you very easy to spot like an oasis in a desert.

You ran outta family section to romance section to try whether you can use your one chance in overcoming virginity, and your "Banchelorhood" is long over due but that people around you have begun to think your transpired against the gods... still you failed before you were even able to mount your short, leprous feet on this section cos fate is against you!

Accursed swine! Woe betide the day that a mishap like you were born. You are a shame, a bad owen, an all-time carrier of failure, a demented dog and a helpless stunted soul!! Don't go and marry. Be here exchanging bants with every dîck, tom and harry. You think time waits for you? Shameless agbaya. The people you are asslicking about now are the same people who shamed you and bare your dirty linens in public view.

What a pity! What a shame!! *spits on his hideous pothole riddled face*

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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by MBush(m): 9:21pm On Jul 28, 2016
dauntless15:
leave her alone sex starved he goat

hey a$$hole... I didn't focus on her picture you brainl#ss asslicker cheesy cheesy

for a paltry sum of 50k.... I only focused on number of posts... cheesy cheesy

Now go to get and get ready to be eliminated grin

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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Nobody: 9:22pm On Jul 28, 2016
Shît! Romancelanders no get joy at all. See missles flying here and here... Make una go eat before hunger kill una biko.
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by thesuave10(m): 9:22pm On Jul 28, 2016
The comments here tho grin. But seriously stunchlord you need a re-orientation about relationships cheesy
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Donpoker9(m): 9:23pm On Jul 28, 2016
Neyoor:


So, this is how feeble you guys are? Just 30 minutes and you find no more weapon in your arsenal.

Mbush a.k.a BiafraBushBoy, Donpocker and the entire league of low-life dudes will pay dearly for this when the clock returns to the zero hour.


Meanwhile, the wise ones among you would be spared.



Till then, you have the floor.. cheesy grin








$lowpoke!
#oldcargo
#goanmarry
#youaretoold

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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by mhisbliss(f): 9:23pm On Jul 28, 2016
MBush:


I find you wanting intellectually....

Go to bed... See you tomorrow, jumping up and down in various thread...

Then I would invite Guinness records for you...

You made history cheesy
you see a deranged rabbid dog is what you are, GROW UP
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by MizMyColi(f): 9:24pm On Jul 28, 2016
JoeCutie:
No, you're not. It's just that you've been kinda scarce these days...from my TL. grin

My dear! I'm usually not active in Politics (section), but these days, the kinda things I read - everything about the APC and Buhari in particular - make me very angry. It's so unfortunate. undecided

That's why you see me there these days oh
. cheesy

Lol
I can relate with your position.
I was once angry.
At this government, the hypocrisy and extremely superlative fakeness.

These days, I just take things easy joor.

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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by mhisbliss(f): 9:24pm On Jul 28, 2016
sarewole:




sharrapp there sister oshofree...
lol e pain am, oya go cry, suck your thumb and sleep
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jul 28, 2016
mhisbliss:
you see a deranged rabbid dog is what you are, GROW UP

cheesy Oree mi, how you take mix up with all these palava now?
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by falconey(m): 9:27pm On Jul 28, 2016
MizMyColi:


Lol
I view o. Especially when I'm not interested in anything going on in Nairaland.

I haven't been on the thread joor.
Dunno why my moniker is still lingering, I guess it's because I'm replying mentions.


Mrs/miss in acrimony I write demanding for your cogent remark for not replying my request few weeks ago.
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Donpoker9(m): 9:27pm On Jul 28, 2016
StunchLord are u bk

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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by makydebbie(f): 9:27pm On Jul 28, 2016
dauntless15:
awww I've been around debbs just that I'm incognito this days, but i catch up with you though la ville la best cheesy i hope i spelt it correctly though how have you been my bb, black beauty
thanks dearcheesy...you still keep up thanks alot..my boring diarycry..its la vie est belle bikogrin
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by thesuave10(m): 9:27pm On Jul 28, 2016
Thumbs up to all those people viewing this thread silently cheesy grin
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Nobody: 9:27pm On Jul 28, 2016
MBush:

Don't let me correct you again... It wouldn't be funny.... angry
You are the only dad I have seen that does assignment for his child, and he fails woefully at school cheesy cheesy
Go back to school or open up a shop cool


The notorious BushBoy even find my words too complicated to comprehend. League of low-life dudes I reiterate. Tell the wisest one in your group to decode, since you find it difficult.

The time is not now BushBoy but you can eff off for now
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by MizMyColi(f): 9:28pm On Jul 28, 2016
falconey:



Lol
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by dauntless15(m): 9:30pm On Jul 28, 2016
MBush:


hey a$$hole... I didn't focus on her picture you brainl#ss asslicker cheesy cheesy

for a paltry sum of 50k.... I only focused on number of posts... cheesy cheesy

Now go to get and get ready to be eliminated grin
i cant believe he's a grown man, i weep whenever i see some grown ass dude doing something as childish as this, just look at what you typed do you understand it? Bleh bleh bleh bleh like a toddler, what has 50k got to do with you being a slowasspoke, i know you and your goons have nothing to do on nairaland than this yall fuckers should get a life and stop being pvssies.
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by JoeCutie(m): 9:32pm On Jul 28, 2016
MizMyColi:


Lol
I can relate with your position.
I was once angry.
At this government, the hypocrisy and extremely superlative fakeness.

These days, I just take things easy joor.
Nsogbu di. Nnukwu nsogbu di. angry

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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Nobody: 9:32pm On Jul 28, 2016
MizMyColi:

Lol Which other side?
Are you in Jail?grin
Lol I'm in heaven. Heavenly greetings to you from heaven. grin Long time!!
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by MBush(m): 9:32pm On Jul 28, 2016
Neyoor:



The notorious BushBoy even find my words too complicated to comprehend. League of low-life dudes I reiterate. Tell the wisest one in your group to decode, since you find it difficult.

The time is not now BushBoy but you can eff off for now

Why calling me BushBoy, Is he your nemesis....

The only nemesis you have in your life are:

1) seu.n: For failing to employ you as a mod... So you can earn some paltry sum of cash... cheesy

2) Money: The piece of hit don't just like your face cheesy cheesy

Go to Shiloh and find a solution... I can help, if only you bow for me cool

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Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by falconey(m): 9:33pm On Jul 28, 2016
MizMyColi:


Lol


lol that's all ? mizmycoli can't be short of words . I think I deserve an explanation.
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by LordScent(m): 9:34pm On Jul 28, 2016
Una still dey fight for this thread? shuooooooooooooo
Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Nobody: 9:35pm On Jul 28, 2016
Sexytemi:





Lolgringringrin

And would u be kind enough as to tell me Who's been telling you such storiesgrin

errrrrrrrm.



Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by Nobody: 9:35pm On Jul 28, 2016
Clipper Broke, went to Walmart and bought this shìt for $8 now my face stings as hell.

I need to stop being a cheap fvck...Guys avoid this rubbish

It's Gillete Mach 3 and my face is RED...ITS A FVCKING LIE

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